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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%

  • Total voters
    765
MARKYPOSTING IN THE TANK
So what's the deal with this shit then. It's widely known Sam doesn't tolerate any mention of Marky and I presume that is because whenever her name gets mentioned it increases the risk some crazy ass bitch will literally track him down IRL (from what I can remember the actual Marky chick is fucking long gone and it's some other crazy bitch who keeps bringing it up)

But by turning markyposting into Lord Voldemort it's only going to make it happen more egregiously. Obviously since it's bams lady friend nothing will happen but still - it's basically like the wacky characters that infiltrated The Truman Show just to get on live TV at this point.

All in all a pretty shitty position for him to be in and I vaguely recall that in s2 or 3 one of those bitches wanted to come to set or something. But it kind of feels like this can't go on forever - he needs to make a joke out of it so people stop giving a fuck or it will forever be that one super censored thing that people will bring up because they know it'll get a reaction.

If people are going to the extent or getting bams lady friend to say it live then he's kinda fucked at this point. Maybe he naively thought it would just go away over time but it obviously isn't going to.
 
So what's the deal with this shit then. It's widely known Sam doesn't tolerate any mention of Marky and I presume that is because whenever her name gets mentioned it increases the risk some crazy ass bitch will literally track him down IRL (from what I can remember the actual Marky chick is fucking long gone and it's some other crazy bitch who keeps bringing it up)
Yeah it's just Channing, who is a drug addicted schizo, and really scorned fans at this point. He should just make Boston Ross 2, meme about it and put it to rest.
 
If anybody from the community happenings post is confused what markyposting is, here is an explanation.
Marky Thompson is a Sam Hyde fan who he fucked when she was like 16. Markyposting is posting about Sam's relationship with Marky, and often, begruntled former Fishtank contestants hone in on Marky when complaining about Sam/Fishtank... mainly because Marky is a big no-no topic to be discussed on Fishtank both by contestants and fans.
Edit: @neger psykolog I hope this answers your question.
 
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I haven't skated in years but cmon i'd at least be learning the ropes again dude someone do SOMETHING at least freddy doesn't care to eat shit
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The Judge was unamused by Bam what a surprise
 
it increases the risk some crazy ass bitch will literally track him down IRL (from what I can remember the actual Marky chick is fucking long gone and it's some other crazy bitch who keeps bringing it up)
Channing already did this, she showed up to one of sams shows in texas I think.
Pretty sure the cops came and arrested her.
She dressed up in a disguise to get into the show and she looked like dale gribble, which was pretty funny.

Channing was also the one who Null interviewed on MATI to try to figure this stuff out, and when she came on the stream she was just out of her mind drunk and on drugs and made literally 0 sense. I think that's where the "christmas example" meme comes from - because she kept mentioning the christmas example but never explained it.

Markey herself is on twitter I think she streams on twitch. She said like a year or 2 ago or smth that she moved on with her life and is a different person now than when she was hanging out with MDE so she just put it behind her and didn't want to talk about it or whatever.
In retrospect she probably came out and said this because channing was bugging the shit out of her to 'team up' or something.

Anyways I think that's all relevant events.

I don’t want to derail any further however I’m intensely curious. Was it legal?
I think it was technically legal but morally dubious.
Also it maye have been a thing where - she wasn't from the sam place as sam. so maybe it was illegal in her state, but since it happened in sams state, then it was legal.

You might be able to say it was trafficking because she came up to his state to see him. That might be technically true but I think it's sort of a stretch - and again, this was all morally dubious anyways - it was definitely sketchy whether illegal or not.

I think this is the full rundown - the tldr is that it was shady - but as for channing, she legitimately is like batshit crazy and has been spamming all corners of the internet with it for like a decade even though it has absolutely nothing to do with her.

Channing is just some crazy bitch who worked with same for like a few months I think and got fired for being a crazy ass bitch.
And ever since then she's been stalking and harassing Sam - mainly by markyposting everywhere

This has been going on for like 10 years now I think

I think thats the full rundown of all details. I'm sure theres plenty of stuff about it in Sam's thread - so further discussion should probably happen over there, since it's not really fishtank related. Not that I'm trying to tell people what to do, just saying.

Edit just to add because I think it's sort of interesting - Markeys online stuff now - her Twitter /twitch whatever - it seems pretty wholesome and unremarkable. Like PG-13 family friendly coded.
If you came across it you wouldn't know who it was or that they were previously involved in the MDE sphere.
It's just like video games and I think con stuff - things like that.
It's probably even more wholesome and mundane than like your average Twitch streamers.

It's very normie coded.
 
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Seth is proving he can be interesting, but only if he has a role to play. hes a blank slate that they can use. also, The Rational Skeptic is awesome and he should stay like that for the whole week.
 
You might be able to say it was trafficking because she came up to his state to see him. That might be technically true but I think it's sort of a stretch - and again, this was all morally dubious anyways - it was definitely sketchy whether illegal or not.
it wasn't a one time thing either, she's in the footage of the first few episodes of KSTV1 - they were together for a bit.
 
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