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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
Aryeh almost walked because Freddie won't back off him and keeps saying "No one talk to my dog!" Aryeh seems to have received a touching letter beforehand that contributed to this. TTS is talking shit about Freddie and trying to lift Aryeh up with some Freddie boosters and Aryeh downers mixed in for good measure.
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Today has been a rough Aryeh day, he won't be able to last if he stays this fragile
 
They should just sell their suburban houses at a loss and buy one way out in the country with no one for miles around. No Karens that want them gone, no city ordnances to follow. Total freedom.
They should set up FishRanch. Have a big property in the styx. Each fish had a "flock" of freeloaders in animal costumes they have to take care of. Later on in the season evolve it into a warring tribes kind of thing and have big paintball battles outside. A mix between Bloodgames and Fishtank, a daring synthesis if you wil.
 
They should set up FishRanch. Have a big property in the styx. Each fish had a "flock" of freeloaders in animal costumes they have to take care of. Later on in the season evolve it into a warring tribes kind of thing and have big paintball battles outside. A mix between Bloodgames and Fishtank, a daring synthesis if you wil.
And then they bring Burt on as a freeloader after convincing him it's Ram Ranch.
 
I think the fishbucks are currently flying too fast and loose. 40 fishbucks for the cell is insane
Somebody can correct me but thats only 4K, past cell challenges have been like 8-10k if memory serves me right.

Also fuck wrench, i cant stand her at this point. Shes slowly becoming a weak competitor. Im all in on freddy at this point, hes the only one with the gusto to win.
 
Who's the chick with the pink hair? What her role? Does she actually do anything?
Guessing that's ricky's wrangler
Edit: Supposedly Jobe in ppv chat
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Secondarily I think the fishbucks are currently flying too fast and loose. 40 fishbucks for the cell is insane and I can't justify the reason for it unless production slowly pulls fishbucks out or devalues them.
Its fine, 4k was actually lowballing the cell challenge, Dirench only made $800 because the $4k was split across all of the fish during the Cell. Tay won 10k during the Cell in S2, but that was at Day 20 and Simbal won 5k which was around day 12 or so during Season 3. Fishbucks fly fast in the beginning of the season and start tapering off because they want to ensure early dropouts get something in their pocket before they go. Generally they try targeting 5-7k in prize money for contestants.
 
Most likely fake, I didn't bother to check but would be a hilarious gaslight.
 
Either way, I feel like Aryeh, Daniel, and Direnc complain far too much about theft even though they all ostensibly knew what they were getting into
For what it's worth, Fishbucks were not allowed to be stolen in past seasons for exactly this reason.
 
Somebody can correct me but thats only 4K, past cell challenges have been like 8-10k if memory serves me right.

Also fuck wrench, i cant stand her at this point. Shes slowly becoming a weak competitor. Im all in on freddy at this point, hes the only one with the gusto to win.
If I recall The Cell S2 had a 10k that Tayleigh won but it's never gotten that high since. S1 was for wayyyyyy less and if I remember correctly S3 had a prize and immunity.
 
Definitely a great night, here's an assortment of clips
















 
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