🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

[itogi]

Earlier tonight Jet pulled Letty into confessional and asked for her first impressions. I thought she had some valuable input, both on how the fish are, and what production could do better. You get insight into Jet's production brain too, like him saying the reason sharks aren't as frequent is because it takes too long to get into the suit and "we are saving it for later". It's like a 17 minute or something conversation though, so I'm just going to link it with timestamp instead of trying and failing to archive it. It's overall a pretty good summary of Letty's first day though and a nice way to recap.

Excerpt archive

 

[R9K Insurgent]

Does Ricky actually shit in diapers or is that a bit?

I don't believe he actually shit himself in the confessional with Letty, as if he does in other times? Not sure. At one point in the night someone asked his male friend/caregiver if Ricky needed diapers and iirc he said Ricky doesn't need them, but chooses to wear them.
Either way it was funny, lost my shit more than a few times when the diaper was falling down his ass.

 

[Andy Soying Out]

Alex B reacted to seeing Ricky for the first time and thought it was Letty.

Timestamp is roughly two hours into this stream: https://youtu.be/dQpx-SOcSLk

 

[Kitty Cat Man]

I just realized Freddy hates Areyeh because he thinks Areyeh is a white supremacist for being in the proud boys. Maybe someone recently wrote him a love letter saying Areyeh was evil or something, I don't understand why this is happening now.

Freddy just started screaming at Areyeh about it out of nowhere. I'm sensing a $FRED doomp incoming.

crying racism is coping mechanism for fred. he's used to a music scene that's rife with libtards and cancel culture while also being home to sleazy shithead junkies. this behavior of putting on a front like you're a sensitive young man with Good Liberal Morals(to deflect from the fact you probably snort meth and slap women around in your spare time) is common.

when confronted, fred will use anything at his disposal to discredit his opponent on the grounds that they're a heckin chud and he's wholesome based music chungus, but really he's just mad that aryeh is an annoying autistic manchild that targeted him over theft allegations and just straight up wants to bully him for it.

also lol:

 

[KingFrampt]

Freddy sucks

 

[Rango Dango]

freddy faggot

 

[Big Nasty]

Guys like Freddy were the target audience for Vice Magazine back in the early 2000s.

 

[The Blue Morpho]

Guys like Freddy were the target audience for Vice Magazine back in the early 2000s.

Which is ironically when Gavin McIness was running it

Good times, I'll never forget when he appeared on Kenny vs Spenny

 

[testnameplsignore]

Its old news now with how fast the Tank moves but I loved Bam's body language and slowly backing away towards the door when criminal charges were mentioned during the State of the Tank

 

[101]

As Freddy finally falls asleep in the dog house shortly after 5 in the morning, Ben makes a brief appearance.

 

[else_letter]

A wall of dumb shit I saved from this season so far

Spoiler: A lot of stuff

 

[Rolex]

Wasn't sure if it was going to happen, but yesterday had to be one of the best days in Fishtank history. Insane content.
I'd beat the brakes off Freddy irl if he sperged out on me like the faggot commie he is, but holy shit is he absolutely perfect for Fishtank. So glad he's there. We've needed a Freddy in every season. He's probably at or around Alex B's level.

Anyone who believes a single word of the Fishtank Address is a silly billy, it's 1000000% a setup to the twist. I knew the moment Sam asked Jet if we thought the RV was planned with his very obvious shit-eating grin.
The "ribbon on a present" thing must be about packing everyone into a literal box (present with a bow) for shipment to somewhere else, probably the S3 house, but seeing as we'll be 1/3rd of the way through the season, it could be a FT tour and they're headed to S2 house and then S3 house. Maybe even leading in to Bloodgames, but that's still iffy to me. Incredible idea no matter what.

Daniel is playing with fire though. He's being the typical disenfranchised faggot that ruins the fun for everyone else because he can't handle his own inadequacy. Production should maybe stop making the show seem pointless for the contestants though, that bit has run its course. It's time to start transitioning into the fun part.

Also, all cams are down except for the bedrooms. Odds of the big event happening today? S3's reveal happened on Thursday I think

 

[Kitty Cat Man]

The "ribbon on a present" thing must be about packing everyone into a literal box (present with a bow) for shipment to somewhere else, probably the S3 house, but seeing as we'll be 1/3rd of the way through the season, it could be a FT tour and they're headed to S2 house and then S3 house. Maybe even leading in to Bloodgames, but that's still iffy to me. Incredible idea no matter what.

i think i've got it dialed down. it's gonna be space tank. they're gonna confine everyone to a single room(probably confessional for a more extreme cell and because it has a bathroom/shower incase they REALLY need it) and change the house.

the vertical stripe twist is that the house is currently "wrapped up" like a present, and the colors correspond to unrevealed shit that's gonna happen on the spaceship.

also mints was talking about the box possibly being a "rocket ship" last night too.

 

[Big Nasty]

Does anyone have a clip from that time when TTS prompted cheering deteriorated into incoherent screaming?

 

[Blackstar]

 

[ackack99]

my theory: sometime this week (week 2) they’ll go to the S2 house, and at some point a S2 freeloader will join like how Letty did in the S1 house. then around week 4, they’ll move to the S3 house and bring a S3 freeloader in, probably Burt, and give him some type of compensation for fucking him over (based off them telling him they’re going to make things right)

the main thing making me doubt this is it would probably be a LOT of work, and it doesnt really correlate with the colored stripe theme.

 

[itogi]

Also, all cams are down except for B2. Odds of the big event happening today? S3's reveal happened on Thursday I think

Probably nothing big since most cams were offline yesterday morning in the same exact way.

 

[Blackstar]

 

[Kitty Cat Man]

my theory: sometime this week (week 2) they’ll go to the S2 house, and at some point a S2 freeloader will join like how Letty did in the S1 house. then around week 4, they’ll move to the S3 house and bring a S3 freeloader in, probably Burt, and give him some type of compensation for fucking him over (based off them telling him they’re going to make things right)

the main thing making me doubt this is it would probably be a LOT of work, and it doesnt really correlate with the colored stripe theme.

at the risk of sounding like a total retard, would it even be legal to put them all in a literal box and drive them between houses while still livestreaming?

they did said they would aim for zero total downtime yesterday so if the plan is to literally move houses i dont see how thats possible

edit, am fucking retarded. they could just put the cams for house 2 up while everyone's in the box thing and transport at-will.

 

[Secondary Secret]

Regarding most cams being offline.