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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
How many days has it been since fishtank started? I started watching kinda late.
 
Holes in the confessional, courtesy of Dan.
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bookers said:
ricky has exited the tank
im not really a fan of his, but he was good on the tank. his handler was funny as well.
w ricky.
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Do we know if he's gone for good? He was in the tank on Tuesday and left to spend the night elsewhere, but came back.

On the subject of Ricky, he posted this video about an hour ago:


Bonus Jet tweet:
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Just since I didn't see it archived earlier and its sleep time rn, while talking to Letty earlier, Ellie let out the unsurprising news that she likes white guys.


Longer clip with more context and a comedy bit about her hapa Elliott Rodger-style shooter son:


Fake News Anchor said:
Yeah, I marathon rekt threads and schlick it to WMAW goonerhypno vids. I'm so edgy guys!
The N-word? No I wont say that, I've grown up since my edgelord days.

Kill.
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>tee hee i love 4chan
>tee hee i love school shooters
>tee hee i love edgy things
>tee hee i love white 30 year old virgin 4chan users with autism
>tee hee i love warhammer 40k
how many people are unironically falling for this shit do you think?



In other news, Alex B is going on a flight. He's been talking all week about a stream he's doing the 26th. Some are speculating he's going a flight to the show, but I think he's just baiting.

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ellie being so young sucks because she hasn't fully developed advanced egirl manipulation tactics and is just coasting off "teehee i love incels. im literally a femcel guys"

hopefully letty can make her see it's retarded and she needs to lock in on harassing daniel and aryeh if she wants to get anything out of this
 
I hope Choc on the Rocks™️ become a permanent mainstay in the FTLECU (Fishtank.live extended cinematic universe) where New Fish are gaslight into thinking it’s a social media frenzy and/or owned by a very powerful sponsor who forces them to shill it. Maybe make jasper the cat the mascot?
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DarkSonicPhil said:
Near-daily watcher of S1-S2, mainly watched highlights of S3, haven’t watched a second of this season. Everyone’s thoughts on it?
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It's alright. Heavily carried by the fat girl who acted like boogie2988 for the first 5 days and heavily carried by Freddy who is basically Alex B mixed with Frank Hassle ever since. There's been a lot of downtime but there's also been multiple days that were absolute peak fishtank.
 
Madison Grant said:
>tee hee i love 4chan
>tee hee i love school shooters
>tee hee i love edgy things
>tee hee i love white 30 year old virgin 4chan users with autism
>tee hee i love warhammer 40k
how many people are unironically falling for this shit do you think?
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Her only mistake was calling Jet cute, that activated the cuck posters to start tearing her down and her reputation took a big hit. The /tv/ posters are big mad. If she didn't do that, all the morons would have fallen for her pandering and she would have $1000's of dollars immediately in her first few streams, and could probably swing it into an egirl career that eclipses Josies. She is better looking and would be (I'm guessing) more consistent in streaming.

Even still she can, as long as she can prevent her fans from feeling like they are getting cucked.
 
DarkSonicPhil said:
Near-daily watcher of S1-S2, mainly watched highlights of S3, haven’t watched a second of this season. Everyone’s thoughts on it?
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So far, so good. It's unironically a good cast and it is more active than past seasons but how long they can maintain that momentum remains to be seen. Usually the wiggers start faltering after 2 weeks and we're not at that point yet.
 
herp a derp 69 said:
Her only mistake was calling Jet cute, that activated the cuck posters to start tearing her down and her reputation took a big hit. The /tv/ posters are big mad. If she didn't do that, all the morons would have fallen for her pandering and she would have $1000's of dollars immediately in her first few streams, and could probably swing it into an egirl career that eclipses Josies. She is better looking and would be (I'm guessing) more consistent in streaming.

Even still she can, as long as she can prevent her fans from feeling like they are getting cucked.
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you know who also thought jet was cute? CK. it's a grim, prophetic show.
 
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