🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%

  • Total voters
    765
Just since I didn't see it archived earlier and its sleep time rn, while talking to Letty earlier, Ellie let out the unsurprising news that she likes white guys.
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Longer clip with more context and a comedy bit about her hapa Elliott Rodger-style shooter son:
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>tee hee i love 4chan
>tee hee i love school shooters
>tee hee i love edgy things
>tee hee i love white 30 year old virgin 4chan users with autism
>tee hee i love warhammer 40k
how many people are unironically falling for this shit do you think?

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In other news, Alex B is going on a flight. He's been talking all week about a stream he's doing the 26th. Some are speculating he's going a flight to the show, but I think he's just baiting.

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Now it could be true, she's just pandering, BuT As A WoMaN, I think it's possible, if she's actually terminally online, that these are at least her perceived interests. And I do truly think that she does try in challenges most of the time.
She also constantly gets mothered and scolded by Direnc, I hope her connection with Letty is more beneficial for her.
Aryeh is getting a date today because he got pimped out to some guy by Jet (someone spent $7500 on a Finge fishtoy to dine with Aryeh).
Is the Ellie's date still supposed to happen, or was that just a joke?
 
Is the Ellie's date still supposed to happen, or was that just a joke?
I think it's a real date (but not with Ellie). Prod already set up a dining area in B1
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There were posts about this while it was happening, but I think Direnc had a break through last night. She had decided that the show was rigged for Freddie after his return and was moping about how pointless the show is in her room. Meanwhile, Aryeh has come up with a plan to kamikaze Freddy out the door, all he needs is 10 magic bucks to save himself. He informed Jet of this plan and Jet signed off on it, though suggested that he accumulate 20 so he can get help from someone else.

Aryeh goes to confessional to explain his plan:

"I can do this. I have a plan, and it will work. As long as they don't change the rules again. I can get my magic bucks, and I can achieve my goal: Get coddletank back."

He goes to loop Direnc into the plan, and she tells him that the plan is pointless because they'll just rig it to save Freddie. Aryeh is explaining that he can't accept that, because then everything will be pointless and he won't have a goal, so he'll lose: but if he pretends the game makes sense and he has a goal to strive for, the audience will probably like it regardless of whether or not it actually works, and audience approval is how you actually win the game. Direnc says she admires his spirit and agrees to help him with the magic bucks, but that she still thinks Freddie is written in to win.

TTS starts with "From where you're kneeling it must seem like an 18-carat run of bad luck. Truth is... the game was rigged from the start. Sorry Jew."
Aryeh then drops into a lower level of meta. He implies he agrees that the game is rigged, and explains that he thinks that production might be amenable to actually kicking Freddie if he "gives them a damn good show."

He exits, and TTS starts trying to gas light about the magic bucks, saying that the site is magic themed now.

"It's not complicated, just win the magic challenges to win the magic bucks, keep your head up hazelnut"

At this point, Direnc starts giggling like an insane person, and I believe she achieved a state of enlightenment.

The TTS becomes synchronous with the Burt skitzo TTS, listing "Peter Magic, Magic Bucks, Magic Beans, Dude Wipes, Magic Bells," explaining that the colored stripes are the key, there are magic tokens to buy magic stox, they list the DND schools of magic and imply they correspond to the colored stripes, etc. They get her to look under her bed for magic markers. They tell her she's one step away from advancing to the next house in famous neighborhood, all she needs is the magic beans.

She continues giggling like a maniac, when Freddie comes in. She's in such a strange mental state that Freddie gets visibly confused and is asking her what happened to her. They snuggle in her bed for a bit in the blind spot before Freddie gets so irritated at her mania despite her insistence that the game is rigged that he gets upset and leaves the room without even destroying the painting he came there to destroy.
 
At this point, Direnc starts giggling like an insane person, and I believe she achieved a state of enlightenment.


Didn't see it so I can't 100% guarantee it, and I can't quote the entire post. But from what you've written, she's laughing because they're subtly referencing her camwhore career, and she's laughing it off instead of crashing out.
 
Didn't see it so I can't 100% guarantee it, and I can't quote the entire post. But from what you've written, she's laughing because they're subtly referencing her camwhore career, and she's laughing it off instead of crashing out.
When Ricky gave her the hazlenut spread she spent hours in her bedroom crying after and blamed it on "not being a people person".
 
For anyone confused this is what is happening right now.

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Prod are acting like it's the date fishtoy but so far both Dr Cross (fake Seth) and Crazy Taco (suit guy) chat paypigs are here as a result of buying this - as far back as Feb in Dr Cross' case.
 
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