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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%
  • Total voters
    765
Aryeh NOT watching for entities. He's going to get them all killed.

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Telecom said:
Jet has introduced an awful character named "dangerous caleb". He is a water trader. And scientist? Magic bucks are still in use.

Dwrench was beating dan with a stick in the background.
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Pictured: Dangerous Little Caleb
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Dangerous Little Caleb is also a way to use the bathroom as well, he can be brought in by asking for him through the cameras very clearly.
He doesn't like it when you call him Little Caleb so don't call him that.
 
stop this cringe coomer shit
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Fat Neptune has arrived as Dangerous Cable, local bathroom grifter.
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Letty back.
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God, Fat neptune is such an unfunny faggot. I assume they're gonna bring them up to the first floor or [unlikely because it'd be interesting/creative] have them sit for a few days, then "retake" the first floor and expand. Maybe eliminate someone by having them "bit" by a zombie? Have them fuck with a chemistry set to find a cure lest those "bitten" be eliminated within a set timeframe?]
In reality, they're just gonna let them upstairs once it's set up and they realize the Bunker's gonna run it's course after the 2nd/3rd night.
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OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHMMMMMM
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Daniel waiting as patiently as he can to maybe smash the Lettussy on cam.
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R.I.P. DANL. HE NEVER SCORED.

Okay, I'm stop shitting up the thread with my retarded gooner noncommentary and million screencaps. Based on tonight, this is my LOCK for final places.
1. Freddy
2. Areye
3. Ellie
4. Seth
5. Drench

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THEY'RE SCHEMING.
 
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BruceOfHeem said:
RV 2.0
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100%. Aryeh is going to deal with the stress of being pent-up by becoming as annoying as Fatty and never shutting up, while everyone else withdraws within themselves.
Jet, Sam, you wiggers could really do with reading a few books of group psychology and stress. You're going to create fishlumps again no matter how hard you prod them with all those great ideas you cooked up because the type of environmental stress you're creating isn't conducive to it. .
 
OrangeJuliusEvola said:
Aryeh is going to deal with the stress of being pent-up by becoming as annoying as Fatty and never shutting up, while everyone else withdraws within themselves.
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It's pretty much been implied that they can get eliminated in this LARP, they'll just collectively kill Aryeh if they want. Direnc is too driven by money to quit on it, and Freddy will absolutely crash out on Aryeh again after a few brews.
 
Null said:
stop this cringe shit
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BAN HIS ASS HOW DARE HE

to be fair we've had really bad options for cams almost all night since the fish got here. we've only been able to either
1. see their butts and hear them
2. see them but not hear them

it's kind of fixed now that jet/wiggers are downstairs with the wificam

Also they are Fallout Larping now and it's horrible which is kino, come watch it with us n00l
 
It'll be funny if they set up house 2 and bring in a whole bunch of new contestants and run a new season of FT while the remaining fish just have to stay in the basement.
 
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