🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%
  • Total voters
    765
This is the most Goranian camera angle in fishtank history.
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Ok, so what the FUCK happened. their roleplaying in a fucking bunker? do they just go along with the bullshit or what? (I mean for 50k sure but damn no one was like.. "you serious rn?")
 
idk how d'wrench manages to look so fuckin goofy from every angle but shes the gift that keeps on giving
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And Jet gave us HD upclose footage of Aryehs head
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Fuck Fags I'm A Homophobe said:
Ok, so what the FUCK happened. their roleplaying in a fucking bunker? do they just go along with the bullshit or what? (I mean for 50k sure but damn no one was like.. "you serious rn?")
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They had to move out to a different location, so, in order to have less downtime, Production decided to put the fishes in S2 house basement and have an apocalypse shelter roleplay. It's Fishtank, fishes have to go along with any type of bullshit Prod throws at them (figuratively and literally).
 
itogi said:
They had to move out to a different location, so, in order to have less downtime, Production decided to put the fishes in S2 house basement and have an apocalypse shelter roleplay. It's Fishtank, fishes have to go along with any type of bullshit Prod throws at them (figuratively and literally).
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Jet mentioned a twist 2 weeks in at the investor meeting. This was planned from the start.
 
Shark Genocide Advocate said:
Jet mentioned a twist 2 weeks in at the investor meeting. This was planned from the start.
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and last night he mentioned there'd be two twists, a fakeout twist and the real twist. the larp shit is obviously the fakeout and they're gonna emerge from the bunker into the s2 house. im hoping TJ will come through for that too. would be cool to have all the previous seasons winners on leading up to a burt interaction.
 
Kitty Cat Man said:
and last night he mentioned there'd be two twists, a fakeout twist and the real twist. the larp shit is obviously the fakeout and they're gonna emerge from the bunker into the s2 house. im hoping TJ will come through for that too. would be cool to have all the previous seasons winners on leading up to a burt interaction.
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Except Letty didn't win S1, so that's already not happening.
 
MUTANT ATTACK!!!!
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Our heroes have successfully repelled the vicious mutant attacker!
 
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Direnc sounded the alarm and everyone* leapt into action to stop a mutant attack.
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*Freddy is passed out and Aryeh is useless
 
Freddy's walking dead.

Consider the amount of time between his forced exit and return. "Magic Bucks" is obvious b.s. and everyone knows that. He's a plant and I think the long con is to use him to take someone out either once they're settled into the S2 House, or in between the Bunker and House. Watch his bathroom breaks and any suspicious synchronicity with the Fish Bunker arc. Actually, now that I think about it. Consider Seth's late arrival and nontent style of behavior. I think the big twist is going to be in the style of "The Thing" ala' the blood test scene. Or rather, think about why Freddy gave himself a toothbrush stache? He's literally Secret Hitler.

Edit: 1 Beer does not knock someone out that hard. Maybe's a heavy sleeper, I don't know. Did anybody see if he twitched or moved at all while they were all focused on the Mutant Attack? Like it may have startled him awake but he remembered to stay in bed? Is he going to go into a bathroom one early morning, stay there for far too long until Fat Neptune makes everyone check and emerge in a mutant costume?
 
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