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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%

  • Total voters
    765
Hey guys it's me, the president of the United States. I have personally sent an email to the fishtank producers to encourage them in their time of need. I have personally talked to both Jet and Sam and they say that actually the show is still on and we will catch up on the details over a a couple of Grand Slams at Denny's.

Signing off.
The President of the United States
thanks asmongold
 
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This life, this so-called loneliness is a darker deeper pain than other pain. It haunts the inside of your soul not daring to reveal itself. It's like vapor swirling around your brain sweating toxins beneath your spirit. I feel extinguished and frightened for the inevitable end. Doubled over and gasping for love or connection I can feel myself slipping away. Hope seems like a rare stone that can't be excavated. I'm tired of reaching and falling. I'm tired of rejection and regret. I'm tired...
 
This is their 4th run, to still be running into these issues is their own fault. You have to expect this thing will happen.
Literally all they'd have to do but they're too cheap
Because Sam tells jet they can just ignore legal issues and pay a fine afterwards.
The redditor is indeed a massive faggot but redditors being faggots is a known issue and should be expected.

I have to agree this is entirely Sam's fault for not learning from the past and preparing properly, so I have a message for him:


 
even if the show's not over, im really upset we didnt get the s1 -> s2 -> s3 house arc. it was really building up to something cool with the fallout theme. so long as we dont get another RV trip im glad they're still trying though.
 
Heads up for feature tourists, that "Maejok" 4chan post is 100% fake, I don't know why so many people fell for it. The swatting is real though.
What are you talking about? The events in this post totally happened and Maejok has gone full Chris Dorner with Ellie as a hostage.
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Redditors on their way to ruin literally everything.
The Rachels of society don’t need to get knocked down a peg, their no fun concern calling asses need to be plucked off the pegboard and kicked under a table leg.
 
Wish you had archived. That user deleted everything, including their account.
Partial archives I made before the account was deleted are here:

In case they come in handy, here are old.reddit archives of u/Casesummer

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Overview archive
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Obviously we don't yet know if this character is actually involved in calling the cops on production so cool your Jets.

eta: Redditards seem to think that /ftl/ is to blame.
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