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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
I wonder if they knew this was the likely outcome for longer than they let on. Think about it: they probably threw the bunker storyline together to make up for not wanting to furnish a house they knew they were probably gonna get kicked out of anyways.
 
Better yet, why wasnt it an issue the first time they got swatted in S2? Prod was working and sleeping down there. Why wasn't it an issue when it got listed for sale? Why was it all the sudden a problem now?
Speculation: it's only an issue now because the wiggers have been a persistent thorn in the side of the local community. It's not about whatever alleged crime that has been committed. If they resolved the bed issue, relocated etc they'd be accused of some other offense. With the amount of time and effort to create an airtight above board production to shield themselves from being hounded, they might as well just acquire the proper permissions and comply w/ the authorities. The process is the punishment.
 
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Looks like that was around the time he started vagueposting and stopped tweeting about Fishtank stuff directly. So if he was fired a week ago then that means they knew Bloodgames 2 wasnt happening well before any of the S1/S2 house stuff happened.

e; Him talking about cutting his hair a day before Ben appears on cam with a shaved head is also an interesting coincidence....
i bet sodaman got fired for hiring a vtuber to stream fishtank.
 
Wiggers can't run a show to save their fucking lives. prod KNEW that the S1 house was off limits after S1 and they decided to run it anyway. prod KNEW the S2 house's basement had a septic leak and decided to film a show down there anyway leading to the place getting condemned and unfit for habitation. prod fucking KNEW the S3 house was off limits since they were chased out of it and ran the dogshit RV Vegas stream instead.

Instead of telling everyone it was over when they absolutely knew it was over, they decided to run a fucking sale on tokens just to rug pull paypiggies (which is based fuck paysluts) and then threw a celebration party in the S3 house with the S4 fish and crew while BBL mints and skinny nega Chris Lynch had to run damage control and beg people not to call their banks and chargeback their debit card purchases.
Damn nigga chill
 
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Wiggers can't run a show to save their fucking lives. prod KNEW that the S1 house was off limits after S1 and they decided to run it anyway. prod KNEW the S2 house's basement had a septic leak and decided to film a show down there anyway leading to the place getting condemned and unfit for habitation. prod fucking KNEW the S3 house was off limits since they were chased out of it and ran the dogshit RV Vegas stream instead.

Instead of telling everyone it was over when they absolutely knew it was over, they decided to run a fucking sale on tokens just to rug pull paypiggies (which is based fuck paysluts) and then threw a celebration party in the S3 house with the S4 fish and crew while BBL mints and skinny nega Chris Lynch had to run damage control and beg people not to call their banks and chargeback their debit card purchases.
I'm already on stage 4, maybe even stage 5. Your feelings skills pale in comparison to my ELITE coping :smug:
 

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S3 was incredible while it was them gaslighting people about famous house, but I genuinely hated most of the fish in the downtime. These people didn't really have the excuse of being born autists or whatever (besides burt), they were all just failed normgroids who were desperate to be famous, totally fake and zonked out on whatever cocktails of pills they could get a doctor to prescribe them because life is just too hard to manage with weed and alcohol alone.

Direnc is a literal whore that smokes crack but is infinitely cooler and more likeable than stinx or mizzy - two thirty yo women who act like they are still underage and trying out personalities and fads to get famous in the big city.
Season 3 was pretty boring compared to S4. Even as a fan most of S3 was watching Alex chimp out or Burt be a Gay Retard, but the players came up short overall. Rachel is more hateable than Alex and uglier than his wife. I think Aryeh is more likeable than Burt. Drench is a better cast member than Binx and Mizzy, ect.

S4 just seemed to have a better cast and a less dreary "what's This One Guy Up To" vibe.
 
You're a retard. They've just been eating those $300 a day zoning fines since Season 1, that shit's not new. The law cited in that letter has a $300 a day fine maximum, it has no teeth otherwise.
Sam actually needs shut the fuck up about all that internet dad bullshit. He is the biggest hypocrite honestly. How do you not sort this shit out before the show? He is just as useless as the rest of them
 
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The only thing that is getting "jacked" is the gay nigga dick being jacked to the thick whiteboy piece of ass.
!jetitup
 
I don't believe a word they say, their overall demeanor the entire season + the recent leaks would lead me to believe they knew they were on beyond thin ice from day 1 and their master plan to defeat local authorities was probably to hop houses every few weeks. Yes, boomers are shitheads, but the wiggers are not blameless in this either.
 
Speculation: it's only an issue now because the wiggers have been a persistent thorn in the side of the local community. It's not about whatever alleged crime that has been committed. If they resolved the bed issue, relocated etc they'd be accused of some other offense. With the amount of time and effort to create an airtight above board production to shield themselves from being hounded, they might as well just acquire the proper permissions and comply w/ the authorities. The process is the punishment.
Yeah, this is looking more and more like it was either a quick cash grab or the wiggers are so stupid they thought they could get away with just eating 300 dollars a day in fines without the municipal authorities or the neighbors escalating it once they caught wind they were just going to ignore it.
 
Sam actually needs shut the fuck up about all that internet dad bullshit. He is the biggest hypocrite honestly. How do you not sort this shit out before the show?
I knew that when he went on PKA and told the guys he needed to inject to "feel regular" like a woman on SSRIs. MDE had one good sketch and the rest of it is just Charles pouncing around like some art class hipster in 2008 and Nick being sweaty, the new season is actual wannabe WKYK + hot topic level marketing cringe, while the podcast is just him complaining about the same dumb shit everyone on here does, with a tinge of "I'm better than you."

The Great War is still good and he should just go back to fucking around with a cell phone camera and throwing chicken grease at homeless people. I'm thinking the world just needs the second coming (of Nick Mullen.)
 
I knew that when he went on PKA and told the guys he needed to inject to "feel regular" like a woman on SSRIs. MDE had one good sketch and the rest of it is just Charles pouncing around like some art class hipster in 2008 and Nick being sweaty, the new season is actual wannabe WKYK + hot topic level marketing cringe, while the podcast is just him complaining about the same dumb shit everyone on here does, with a tinge of "I'm better than you."

The Great War is still good and he should just go back to fucking around with a cell phone camera and throwing chicken grease at homeless people. I'm thinking the world just needs the second coming (of Nick Mullen.)
I laughed when during the recent right wing grift podcast he said you shouldn't consume media that involves schadenfreude considering the majority of his career is about putting other people through shit when they aren't in on the joke. They've done various sketches where the entire point is them abusing unaware Craigslist actors and the entire point of Fishtank is laughing at mentally ill people being pushed to their breaking point.
 
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