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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%
  • Total voters
    765
cleanerfromvenus said:
Like a mom that says "he's 15 months old" about her 1 year old.
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One month makes a huge difference in a babies development. There are very noticeable differences between a one year old and 15 months. That's why parents say how many months their children are. That obviously doesn't apply to adults, because they stop developing at a certain age and don't even learn anything new. For example I've spent the last five years watching Fishtank expecting it to be good and it hasn't been. In that same amount of time a child goes from not knowing how to walk to doing gymnastics and being able to read.
 
Pentamidine said:
I might be huffing too much hopium, but I'm hoping Sam is really cracking the whip to get things running for S5. Sam loves money and grifting but I think he legitimately does want to give people what they pay for.
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I mean it's in his best interest.
This fishtank season was coinciding with the new release of extreme peace
it's a really bad time for him to piss off the majority of his audience
angry fans dont buy shit
 
subtle Greg shade
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Pentamidine said:
I might be huffing too much hopium, but I'm hoping Sam is really cracking the whip to get things running for S5. Sam loves money and grifting but I think he legitimately does want to give people what they pay for.
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Scammer allegations so soon into his right wing grift would sort of derail his new "I'm a moral Christian" persona so I'd imagine he does want to get something going ASAP to shift people away from discussing the scam stuff. The longer they don't get something out the more time there is for the community to dig through stuff and ruminate.
 
Devil's Avocado said:
We were talking in the chat about taglines for each season. How does this look:
S1: "Yeah"
S2: "Think it, dream it, do it"
S2.5: "It's a gay show"
Arson Dave Cell:???
Bitchtank: "I'm mogging you/Haley gang/We need to be making content/???"
S3: "It's funny 'til it ain't funny"
Streamstars:??? Dunno didn't watch that shit
S4: "Fuck around, find out"

Any opinions?
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For me, it's:

S1: "LET'S GO!"
S2: "I was raped"
S3: "It's funny till it ain't funny anymore"
S4: "Fuck Around and Find Out"
 
FUCK AROUND!!!!!
FUCK AROUND!!!!!
FUCK HER PUSSY!!!!!
FUCK HER ASS!!!!!
FUCK AROUND!!!!!!!
FIND OUT!!!!!!!!

and that's where it's at!
 
Madison Grant said:
Ellie just posted in her kick channel chat that she's going on a road trip right now with Direnc and the wiggers:
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:mad: Okay this is really some wigger shit. I don't give a fuck about Jet being a degenerate and trying to fuck barely legals, but keep them in a rape dungeon or something. Instead of working on season 5 after the monumental blow up and fallout they are taking a week vacation? They better be looking at properties or some shit.
 
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