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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%
  • Total voters
    765
NylonPython said:
Does anyone know the lore about someone stealing 6 SOL from Jon?
That wasn't in the 10 hour documentary.
I couldn't understand who he said it was between the echo and the British Accent.
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Yeah I can elucidate that - it's totally made up. If you noticed how Jon refused to mention some former members, it was because he's afraid and he's hiding behind the cover of victimhood.
 
I know the thing about Mara, that was in the documentary.
But since all of these guys are into Solana and Memecoins it seems like they're constantly stealing SOL from each other.
 
With season four dead and in a ditch, I thought I'd give an update on my Fishtank paper/book/theory work I mentioned a few months back.

I have reached page 400, roughly 200k words, and am currently in my second round of editing and making additions I feel are necessary. The writing will follow a theory building structure. I've built a theory surrounding the foundational axioms of content, what it is, and what it isn't. From that fundamental building block I segway into the concept of fish as individual content making mechanisms, and go on to demonstrate how these individuals make up the overall content output of a given season. The main goal is explaining why the show cycles through periods of highs and lows and the best course of action for potential stability.

It will largely be focused on season one and two, with an especially detailed analysis of season two in relation to my content theory, though mentions of all seasons exist throughout the work. Season three is simply too massive to include in this work, and should be addressed on its own given its volatility in theming and tone. Season four is a separate beast, and it will be a fun challenge to connect its misfortunes with the theory I have built.

I'm still considering whether or not I should mention bloodgames given it's not regarded as a mainline season. While I believe a majority of the work is done, I still plan to write about the Neptunian and Goranian divide, which could easily take up another 50 or more pages. After that I will do one final edit and post it here.

It's an opinion piece, and I know some people aren't really into the analytical side of Fishtank. However, I am, and this has helped me scratch that itch and prevented me from shitting up the thread many-a-times. With season four ending early, I've had a lot more time to write. Stay tuned, fellow Fishtank spergs.
 
PickledPorky said:
During Burt's stream last night, Freddy mentioned the swatting incident in the S2 house. He specifically mentions the car that drove by and how it had an "old man" driving it. Jay Polson is in his 60s.

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Idk why but Freddy confusing Polsons Subaru WRX for a Tesla is making me giggle. Man I miss watching Freddy in the tank, can't believe the show should still be going right now...shit.
 
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Rache Bartmoss said:
It's probably about Mara alleging that Jon stole 7 SOL from her.
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Thats some real underhanded Indian scammer shit to do to someone. “Saar please give phone I promise I won’t do the needful and redeem your crypto key.” And not very Christian of Jon to boot.
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Never ask Xavier what he was doing in past kalpas. Those actions are technically not canon.

It’s nice seeing FT adjacent people discover the absolute cinema that was Deagle nation though. Makes me miss the days when the MDE people were breaking the internet with their hoaxes.
 
Lowercase I internet said:
With season four dead and in a ditch, I thought I'd give an update on my Fishtank paper/book/theory work I mentioned a few months back.

I have reached page 400, roughly 200k words, and am currently in my second round of editing and making additions I feel are necessary. The writing will follow a theory building structure. I've built a theory surrounding the foundational axioms of content, what it is, and what it isn't. From that fundamental building block I segway into the concept of fish as individual content making mechanisms, and go on to demonstrate how these individuals make up the overall content output of a given season. The main goal is explaining why the show cycles through periods of highs and lows and the best course of action for potential stability.

It will largely be focused on season one and two, with an especially detailed analysis of season two in relation to my content theory, though mentions of all seasons exist throughout the work. Season three is simply too massive to include in this work, and should be addressed on its own given its volatility in theming and tone. Season four is a separate beast, and it will be a fun challenge to connect its misfortunes with the theory I have built.

I'm still considering whether or not I should mention bloodgames given it's not regarded as a mainline season. While I believe a majority of the work is done, I still plan to write about the Neptunian and Goranian divide, which could easily take up another 50 or more pages. After that I will do one final edit and post it here.

It's an opinion piece, and I know some people aren't really into the analytical side of Fishtank. However, I am, and this has helped me scratch that itch and prevented me from shitting up the thread many-a-times. With season four ending early, I've had a lot more time to write. Stay tuned, fellow Fishtank spergs.
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Please share a long analysis if nothing else than to make phoneniggers mad that a long, detailed and high quality effort post was made. They have difficulty scrolling long bits of writing.
 
neger psykolog said:
Please share a long analysis if nothing else than to make phoneniggers mad that a long, detailed and high quality effort post was made. They have difficulty scrolling long bits of writing.
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It's not that us phonefrens hate long posts, it's that the site likes to scroll up randomly sometimes. Gives me conniptions.

Ravier Xavenblood said:
Never ask Xavier what he was doing in past kalpas. Those actions are technically not canon.
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What if Jace was just a tulpa that went rogue?
 
I don't know why they haven't done this as a minor compromise or even thought of doing something like this in the past.

Xavier should just host a online game of Dungeons & Dragons where he's playing with previous Fish. Though the biggest hurdle will be making sure any of the retards know what they're doing or if they grasp concepts and rules I understood at the age of 12.
 
yoursavior said:
I don't know why they haven't done this as a minor compromise or even thought of doing something like this in the past.

Xavier should just host a online game of Dungeons & Dragons where he's playing with previous Fish. Though the biggest hurdle will be making sure any of the retards know what they're doing or if they grasp concepts and rules I understood at the age of 12.
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Jimmy: there's metal in the dice.
 
yoursavior said:
I don't know why they haven't done this as a minor compromise or even thought of doing something like this in the past.

Xavier should just host a online game of Dungeons & Dragons where he's playing with previous Fish. Though the biggest hurdle will be making sure any of the retards know what they're doing or if they grasp concepts and rules I understood at the age of 12.
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They could incorporate dumb ass irl challenges as well. Won't replace BG but definitely would scratch the itch.
 
Haley from bitchtank is back with her husband, extremely pregnant (or maybe just fat again), and due in court in a couple of weeks. Second coming of Ricky Berwick?
 

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Just doing some market research, feel free to answer any:
  • What would you all add or subtract from BG1 for a potential BG2?
  • How important is the plot? Is it better/funnier when it's incomprehensible to the contestants?
  • Is fucking with the contestants' emotions integral to the viewer experience?
  • Related to above, was Jon good or bad for the show?
  • Any pie-in-the-sky ideas that would massively improve a successor?
  • What sort of weaponry makes sense from a progression standpoint? Should contestants be allowed to makeshift high level gear (i.e. Jimmy's flail-sword) or should it be locked behind progression?
  • Were there any game-breaking elements during BG1 that weren't fun or funny?
 
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