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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%
  • Total voters
    765
mister fireworks said:
it would be fun to do a Bachelor style mini season dating with Jimmy where they tell all the women that he is insanely rich and really motivated to get serious with someone.

There was a tv show back in the day where they tricked a bunch of hoes into competing for the affections of some broke, dumb construction worker who they said was a multimillionaire. It would be funny to see sam give jimmy a makeover, critique his conversation skills, and educate him on rich guy things in preparation for the show. Maybe he is too insane for it and Alex B would be a better fit.
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Restlye Jimmy

MAJOR LEAGUE SWAG OUT
 
Who could have guessed the dude spending the show's budget on a retard watch and pairs of clown shoes worth thousands of dollars needed to use his position of 'authority' to get laid with women he's paying.
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Couldn't be me. Bowlcut gets all his women by the book
 
The Man With No Name said:
Restlye Jimmy

MAJOR LEAGUE SWAG OUT
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yeah pretty much this exactly. I kind of picture jimmy being dressed in a tuxedo with tails and a top hat for a date with one of the ladies wearing an earpiece while sam feeds him lines. The show could lean more into absurd visuals to entertain the audience while keeping up the kayfabe.

they could execute convoluted schemes for him to impress and woo the women and also test their integrity and intentions with him lol. Maybe they could tell the women that he is an eccentric who is also funding the show so they arent totally horrified when they first interact with him.

the more i think about this the more I think it would be great. They could easily get a bunch of women who have never heard of fishtank or even sam hyde to do a dating show if they give them a fake name. they could have a plant who petends that they know who jimmy is and that he is known for lavishing women in gifts and paypigging e-whores to gaslight the women into actually competing hard to win.
 
bookers said:
shadi is so weird to me
like shes def done questionable shit - she was on ADL with Jon shes hanging out with the van guy who is total scumbug and shes like constantly getting into beefs with people

but on the other hand like i never really know what the beefs are actually about
like i dont really see her fucking with people either (maybe im totally wrong on this)
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She's not hard to understand at all, she's nothing but a clout chasing attention whore.
 
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shadi hasn't ever been too offensive to my senses and she was content in bitchtank and seemed to be one of the few decent people involved with ADL but what an incredible L for fucking jimmy. Also apparently can't speak on it because of some sort of pending litigation. Probably would've done better than jimmy by taking up Goran's offer, noble sow. Maybe i'm not enough of a moralfag but she offhandedly used the term "groomed" to describe jet fucking abi and claire. Obviously a misnomer, but like is it that much of a breach of fishtank ethics to have consensual sex with people you've hired in the past? Also talks about thiel money and some jew that ran around with ADL? How do I get this mystical Peter Thiel money?
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No longer followed by jet neptune, sam either doesn't know or doesn't care, to which i'm sure the answer to that question is yes.
 
Halloween23 said:
She's not hard to understand at all, she's nothing but a clout chasing attention whore.
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you could say that about literally anyone.
what i mean is that i think shadi seems to get a lot of hate and to me it doesnt seem that deserved.
people make her out to be some conniving evil person and i dont think she is.
i personally think shes annoying as shit and not that bright but idk i dont think shes evil or anything.
 
Ravier Xavenblood said:
You're probably not really a wigger but I'll humor you.
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Fortunately not. I don't think they'd ever ask viewers for their opinion off season.
Just gathering ideas in case Fishtank doesn't make it off the ventilator and someone has to step in. I don't have the time but I'd fuckin make the time. I'd obviously call it something completely different of course, it'd be its own thing.

skrod said:
Just my opinion and maybe a hot take but SeGREGated was pretty boring until Burt showed up for the final 2 days.
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I think the biggest issue with SeGREGated is that it's only focused on one person. There's no grander social aspect. The fact that it's still so engaging says a lot about it though, they did a great job.
Greg and Hassle should convince a few more people to be a part of it as contestants.
 
yoursavior said:
Seeing as how Letty is now IRL streaming with Jimmy.
Over or under on them fucking? Place ya bets boys!
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NylonPython said:
While I think it's statistically unlikely, I'd love to see it happen.
Letty Simps are unbearable.
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BullfrogBill said:
Didn't Letty and Jimmy bang during Bitchtank or not long after?
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bookers said:
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letty and jimmy are hanging out
theyve been streaming for 8 hours now
i think chip is the camera man
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theyre def at the providence mall
chip is in a wife beater lol
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theyre now in the parking garage and jimmy cant remember where he parked
jimmy "this elevator smells like piss"
chip "i might pee in this elevator"
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The Deadly Alliance has been formed. Jetty is real.

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I want to ship it but this has a coin flip's chance of Jimmy sperging out and doing something terrible to Letty.
 
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