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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%

  • Total voters
    765
THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS GHOSTED BEX
many such cases. she even quit her job to be on season 2/2.5. probably sat around at home for the call until it didn't happen...
they should just let greg stream congregated on
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segregated worked just fine without them.

this whole magic stars is fucking lame. hope it isn't just the lolcows doing their same stick over, and over, again. rachel is still the worst fish they've ever casted in my book. no charisma or entertainer qualities at all.

mints needs a mind wipe so he can hopefully come up with better content ideas.
 
He apparently wanted the wiggers to block Mariachi and Happy Birthday music and they're making him freak out already, is there any context to that?
Alex often talks about how he's traumatized by happy birthday spam from fishtank and never wants to hear the song again.

As for the Mariachi:

 
Last I checked "Bex rave" was still a stretch goal for conGREGated donations, I don't think her being pregnant means she can't DJ. It's not like she'd be on to run a marathon or do icky pukers or box. I guess we'll see.
bex is pregnant? my dreams are shattered

edit: o dam she hella pregnant
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segregated worked just fine without them.
probably a smart move on gregs part i guess but idk i like being able to switch cameras and stuff idk how you do that on youtube or whatever
 
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Atp they should just let greg stream congregated on there. Greg claimed he made 13k on segregated so I'd imagine it'd make more with a reduced tts price and minor split. Just wonder how much of a percentage value they place on hosting it there.
Why would Greg shackle himself to a sinking ship that jerks around and mismanages its talent, staff and audience?

It's becoming manifestly clear that Sam is mentally checked out of Fishtank most of the time until it's too late to fix major problems, and Jet couldn't manage a blowjob in a bordello, and is more interested in being on-screen, fluffing his ego, casting couches, and buying ridiculous trashy couture.

Greg is going to give his audience the best value he can provide instead of milking cashcows until the teats run dry. Fundamentally flawed productions and running shit into the ground is going to be the order of the day until either Sam takes greater interest and control over production and Jet is replaced by someone competent.
 
Why would Greg shackle himself to a sinking ship that jerks around and mismanages its talent, staff and audience?

It's becoming manifestly clear that Sam is mentally checked out of Fishtank most of the time until it's too late to fix major problems, and Jet couldn't manage a blowjob in a bordello, and is more interested in being on-screen, fluffing his ego, casting couches, and buying ridiculous trashy couture.

Greg is going to give his audience the best value he can provide instead of milking cashcows until the teats run dry. Fundamentally flawed productions and running shit into the ground is going to be the order of the day until either Sam takes greater interest and control over production and Jet is replaced by someone competent.
yeah now all of a sudden theyre putting people up on the site and shit when they know gregtank start in a week
kinda feels like theyre fucking with him, although who knows. people prob not gonna give a fuck about alex b streaming on fishtank in a week i bet.

its better for greg if he just does it on youtoobz or whatever, then he doesn't have to give any of the money to jeet neptune.
 
That explains so fucking much about why the show is always so shit.
Don't want to sound like I'm "The Wigger Defense Force" or whatever, but this is leagues better than anything I could have done at 25. But Fishtank has taught me something very valuable over the years about people in their twenties, and thats that we need to raise the voting age to like 40.
 
Don't want to sound like I'm "The Wigger Defense Force" or whatever, but this is leagues better than anything I could have done at 25. But Fishtank has taught me something very valuable over the years about people in their twenties, and thats that we need to raise the voting age to like 40.
I dont disagree with you.
 
About two thirds of the way through the ADL documentary and oh my god any good will I had left for Jon was completely eviscarated by the time the mountain challenge happened. I genuinely don't know what these people were thinking trying to clout chase a literal retard though. Bleau is also a massive faggot.
 
About two thirds of the way through the ADL documentary and oh my god any good will I had left for Jon was completely eviscarated by the time the mountain challenge happened. I genuinely don't know what these people were thinking trying to clout chase a literal retard though. Bleau is also a massive faggot.
Literal brown fuentes dickrider with a black girlfriend I couldn't believe my eyes. and he steals wow I couldn't have written it better myself
 
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The only sane choice Greg could've made. S4 was a disaster in hindsight. Not even a full 6 weeks, and Goodson only cares about dogshit designer clothes and trying to get in the pants of female contestants. A "Careercow" tag would fit him pretty well.
Getting a kid is easy. But it not being a total fuckup and a drain to society when it reaches adulthood is hard.
 
we need to raise the voting age to like 40
I want to agree with this, but after seeing my shit fuck country (Canada) elect the faggot Liberal government for a 4th time after they raped this place over the last decade and seeing that it was people over 50 who predominantly voted for that party and their #1 issue during the election was "Fighting Donald Trump" I'd rather see people 40 and over being banned from voting lol. Give me the Moai heads now.
 
AlexB absolutely mogging Rachel in terms of views is the funniest part of this so far
I enjoyed Rachel the time she was on S4 but she has a shelf life and they got her out at the exact right moment. She gave some great content and I do not feel like she overstayed her welcome on S4 but I have absolutely no desire to ever see her again.
 
Rachel was funny becuase she was such a massive blackhole she would pull others into her shit. I thought her somehow managing to spend 14 of the 16 hours shes awake in B2 rummaging through her bags was hilarious as a sideshow, but as a full feature its not what I want.

That said im jonesing for my FT fix so Im going to tune in like the faggot i am
 
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