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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%

  • Total voters
    765
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Tayleigh is the 4th Magic Star. Wow, what a dud!

Credit to the wiggers though, theyve gotten viewers to spend 5000$ in tokens so far
 
Rachel was funny becuase she was such a massive blackhole she would pull others into her shit. I thought her somehow managing to spend 14 of the 16 hours shes awake in B2 rummaging through her bags was hilarious as a sideshow, but as a full feature its not what I want.

That said im jonesing for my FT fix so Im going to tune in like the faggot i am
Honestly, I think that show really improved once she left. It was really the Rachael show while she was there and once she left it really let the other fish start to shine.
 
They scheduled all these events for S4 and the season imploded but likely you can't get a refund so may as well have them do their performance and just record it for whatever purpose you can get out of it while eating dinner watching it.
I almost forgot about dinner and a show every Thursday… that was a good idea
 
Luke made a post about the benefits of working FIFO in the Australian gold mines. The wiggers sure are a perplexing bunch.
It's probably one of the few white jobs left in Australia outside of rural farming if you don't mind working for the Chunese.
 
Use vlc or mpv to play them instead.
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# Alex B Monkey King oo oo ah ah
https://streams-b.fishtank.live/hls/live+911440d3-13e5-40c6-9a91-fefd6a936229/2_1/index.m3u8

# Burt
https://streams-b.fishtank.live/hls/live+097adf46-f5eb-41c0-9d6f-85edd62431c2/2_1/index.m3u8

# Rachel
https://streams-b.fishtank.live/hls/live+42e4e3cb-887e-418d-9980-cf46115ab763/2_1/index.m3u8

#Angela
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So I listened to bex interview and what it seems like shes saying is that they hired her and she did the stuff but then she left to go back to her job in wherever and that made them mad and they didnt want to hire her back after that.

Seems like such a stupid thing, I guess they expected her to stay and/or be on call or something? But like idk sounds like they could have figured it out but just decided not to.

oh wait nvm "after bitch tank i was supposed to be on 3 but they just told me everyone was taking a break and to go home and they'd call me back and then i never got the call, so i dont really know what happened if im being honest"
THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS GHOSTED BEX
From what I understood, during season two the wiggers instructed her to get rid of the chickens. Her solution to the problem was calling an animal rescue and claiming that she was preparing to dump them on the road if they hadn't helped. This went over poorly and she admitted to having fucked up by calling them and talking to them. I think that's what they shit canned her for. Bex is a pretty face and a nice ass, but she isn't anything special.
 
From what I understood, during season two the wiggers instructed her to get rid of the chickens. Her solution to the problem was calling an animal rescue and claiming that she was preparing to dump them on the road if they hadn't helped. This went over poorly and she admitted to having fucked up by calling them and talking to them. I think that's what they shit canned her for. Bex is a pretty face and a nice ass, but she isn't anything special.
To be fair, she's special enough in the way that she's both likeable and she's okay with working on a show like Fishtank. It's pretty stupid of the wiggers to drop her because of that alone, having a woman on production in the basement during a season of Fishtank is a real luxury as silly as that sounds. Bex was also responsible for the wardrobe and lots of the overall style that s2 had, which is generally regarded as the season with the best style so she isn't completely useless either. It's interesting to think how the s3 house would have looked had they let Bex in production during s3.
 
From what I understood, during season two the wiggers instructed her to get rid of the chickens. Her solution to the problem was calling an animal rescue and claiming that she was preparing to dump them on the road if they hadn't helped. This went over poorly and she admitted to having fucked up by calling them and talking to them. I think that's what they shit canned her for. Bex is a pretty face and a nice ass, but she isn't anything special.
she was on bloodgames after that so no they didnt 'shitcan' her for that.
1.they told her to get the chickens in the first place
2.they told her to get rid of them so she called all over the place to find someone to take the chickens
the people who showed up were faggots about it, but whatever
she did say like 'i dont know what i can do i might end up having to leave them on the side of the road or something' but like... idk kinda true.
also they got the chickens from a place on federal hill where theyre in like 1x1ft cages prepped and ready for slaughter. so idk. she saved the chickens.

heres link with timestamp of her talking about chickens
https://www.youtube.com/live/Jq-zfa0IfgE?si=gfKmbhGs_FruosLc&t=649
 
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From what I understood, during season two the wiggers instructed her to get rid of the chickens. Her solution to the problem was calling an animal rescue and claiming that she was preparing to dump them on the road if they hadn't helped. This went over poorly and she admitted to having fucked up by calling them and talking to them. I think that's what they shit canned her for. Bex is a pretty face and a nice ass, but she isn't anything special.
Bex did a lot of running around and stuff like Taking TJ to the hospital and a heap of costume/prop stuff during S2, she was also on BG which I can assume she did costume stuff for again, did the vampire rave and did a lot of running around again like taking Jon to the hospitawl to "wiz up some bitches"
 
To be fair, she's special enough in the way that she's both likeable and she's okay with working on a show like Fishtank. It's pretty stupid of the wiggers to drop her because of that alone, having a woman on production in the basement during a season of Fishtank is a real luxury as silly as that sounds. Bex was also responsible for the wardrobe and lots of the overall style that s2 had, which is generally regarded as the season with the best style so she isn't completely useless either. It's interesting to think how the s3 house would have looked had they let Bex in production during s3.
I don't necessarily disagree with the points you've made I just don't think any of it mattered at the end of the day. The S2 costumes and set design looked great, but did it ultimately matter in the context of the show? I don't think it did. I think it was just window dressing. How did having Bex in the basement help the Summer rape accusations or Frank Hassle making out with a drunk Tayliegh? In all the ways a woman's touch could matter it went to waste and she ended up putting them on the evening news for chicken abuse.

I don't think the wiggers are desperate for help, i think they are probably surrounded by it, but they aren't interested in what people could contribute to their projects. This sounds pretty cynical, but at the end of the day i think female involvement on the show is entirely decided by whether they can fuck you or laugh at you. No more, no less.

she was on bloodgames after that so no they didnt 'shitcan' her for that.
1.they told her to get the chickens in the first place
2.they told her to get rid of them so she called all over the place to find someone to take the chickens
the people who showed up were faggots about it, but whatever
she did say like 'i dont know what i can do i might end up having to leave them on the side of the road or something' but like... idk kinda true.
also they got the chickens from a place on federal hill where theyre in like 1x1ft cages prepped and ready for slaughter. so idk. she saved the chickens.

heres link with timestamp of her talking about chickens
https://www.youtube.com/live/Jq-zfa0IfgE?si=gfKmbhGs_FruosLc&t=649
1. Which she did
2. which she did, but in the worst way possible

Maybe they were faggots, but consider this. Animal rescues don't want anyone to buy chickens from a slaughter house, it incentivizes the slaughter and perpetuates the perceived problem. Animal rescues don't actually want to rescue animals, space/resources/budget is limited. Bex and the wiggers fucked up big time calling them in the hopes they could wash their hands of a bunch of perfectly healthy chickens by dumping them on a non profit. Any way you slice it they made matters worse and took advantage of a charity.

Actions have consequences, intentions don't necessarily matter.

I now think they desperately need a few people above the age of 35 to hang around if only to say "hey, that's a bad idea" from time to time.
 
Late night at Alex B's stream
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Edit: After shit talking people and TTS for about 30 minutes or so, he decided to have some rest on the floor
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Edit 2:Jimmy is the fourth Fish in the Magic Stars lineup
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Edit 3: Jimmy is having some technical problems with starting the stream
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this just got posted to the Fishtank twitter
This is so perplexing. Any municipality is going to kick them out for having people live in a commercial zone. It's going to be exactly the same issue with using a residential zone to shoot the show. You'd think they would have read up on zoning rules by now.

What they're really looking for is a mixed-use zone, which is effectively only given out for trendy developments where they put a shop on the ground floor, and have apartments on the upper floors. Being in New England, they might be able to find some older buildings in areas zoned like that which could fit their needs, but this would most likely be in an old downtown "original main street" type area.

I don't think I can imagine Jet looking up zoning maps, seeing what's out there and calling property owners/commercial real estate agents. If they're looking for something spoonfed to them on twitter, they're desperate.
 
Extreme Peace has been getting better each episode. Charls Rooftop sketch was my favorite, but Dominican RoboCop was the most objectively funny. Curious to see how 5 and 6 stack up.

Missing out on Alex B in Bloodgames 2 has me so pissed, I don't even know what to do with myself.
 
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