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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
As if El Estanque needed anymore help being Christened as “Mexican Fishtank”
There’s a street dog wandering in through the house.
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Fivehead said:
Worst case scenario, Fishtank as we know it devolves into a more curated/regulated Stream Stars so that all the cost and legal burden is transferred to the "contestants" and they operate mainly as a platform.
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I didn't expect to be vindicated so soon.
 
The wiggers should just take a page out of Scientology's playbook and make their own Gold Base in a location that won't run them out of town. The S3 property already looked like a Scientology compound anyways.
 
Ravier Xavenblood said:
The wiggers should just take a page out of Scientology's playbook and make their own Gold Base in a location that won't run them out of town. The S3 property already looked like a Scientology compound anyways.
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I'll be honest: What makes me most angry about this situation (whos at fault, aside) is losing the S3 house. S1 house was a cookiecutter and S2 was nice but S3 really had a personality of its own. It was just weird in a really cool way that you don't see in houses anymore. You just know some old rich Boomer built that thing entirely to spec. Absolutely love it.

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Interesting phrasing here, "progress towards the next season", gives me SOME level of hope they're at least trying to keep the show going. I believe this is always why they moved to the 1 month Season Passes, knowing theyd have en mass chargebacks for the 6 months, but if its just 1 you have more opportunity to put out piecemeal content and hope people stay or even sub in when something interesting happens.
 
attractive_pneumonia said:
The Lakeville house is the only asset they have which hasn't received a police interaction but right next to other houses so who even knows what the fuck they were thinking when they bought it.
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That is peak wigger logic. Maybe the thought they could cover up the patio and put cams there, which would be pretty cool but that place is in literal spitting distance of neighbors. They'd be cooked unless by some miracle, everyone around that place was a FT fan or a chud who's cool with it. Highly unlikely in Masshole land.
 
If there is another season of Fishtank and on the off chance one of the MDE Wiggers monitors this thread I have an extremely funny idea that would prove immensely profitable to the Wiggers

To put it simply: A Burqa Fishtoy
Allows viewers to put the female fish of their choice in a Burqa, can only be removed once another viewer pays to have the "status" removed.
-Cost to apply starts out at say, $50
-Cost to remove is also $50
-For the second ever activation it would jump in price to say, $75.
-Removal costs jump the same
-Price would not be "global" and would be distinct for each female fish, for example, FemFish A might have been Burqa'd and un-Burqa'd 20 times, so she costs say, $2k, while FemFish B has only been Burqa'd 5 times so she only costs $500

Why?
Simp Wars
We the viewers (and the wigger crew) know for a fact that Simps will spend ludicrous sums on some wannabe E-girl they've never met and the community is rife with gooners.
Now imagine trolls (or rival simps) take away their ability to goon to their Tankwaifu's

Imagine Simp Group A Burqa's FemFish-1 so that her fans (Simp Group B) can't ogle her at a cost of $2k. Simp Group B is faced with a choice, Unveil their Lady for $2.1k, or be unable to goon, and maybe if they have a particularly wealthy degenerate amongst their ranks, pay to Burqa FemFish-2 (the apple of Simp Group-A's eye)

They would probably have to figure out a way to allow Simp groups a way to pool their money via the site, kind of like a livestreamer dono goal.
This would also just be funny in general, imagine doing it to fat broads. Not to mention the clips that would go viral on X
 
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WeDrinkRitalin said:

Aryeh is apparently trying to meet up with a woman who is a rapist?


I can't find anything else on her other than she had a channel. She's claiming to be his girlfriend, she deleted a picture she had with Burt and is trying to get Aryeh to fly out to see her the weekend? Someone's on Seth's twitter post said 4chan "doxxed" her and she's clean, but this video said otherwise?
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that person is fucking crazy. she used to be on the burt discord trying to dark souls invade his life somehow talking about how they'd hook up and shit.
 
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attractive_pneumonia said:
The Lakeville house is the only asset they have which hasn't received a police interaction but right next to other houses so who even knows what the fuck they were thinking when they bought it.
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If yall recall Jet alluded to a 3rd project that wasn't Fishtank nor Bloodgames. I assume it was for that. It's much too small for either, so who knows what the project was going to be.

"Human rights shouldnt even be up for discussion...We dont need them."

Aryeh kinda has IT. If he honed his bit a little he could be oneof the better post-Tank personalities.
 
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