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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
Some Luke stream highlights https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IREJPZzXESo

4:34 Doesn't know that much, but Jet is having to deal with a decent amount of cops/legal stuff. Fishtank will return, but Luke doesn't know if he'll be apart of it because the location will be far away from Rhode Island
6:34 Luke was living in the S2 house/basement and got kicked out of it when the wiggers needed it for the S4 Fish
7:50 Luke and his dog have been kicked out of 109 APARTMENTS :story:
8:45 DOG Beagle.webp
13:59 Luke isn't all that involved in Fishtank "It's like a separate division of MDE"
18:47 Luke helped edit the graffiti intro in Extreme Peace, but his main job with MDE is being a "safety net" for things
43:40 Asked about Bloodgames "They will probably resurrect it, but the setting will be significantly different" but ultimately concedes again that he doesn't know much, says pray for the wiggers.
47:00 Asked about Bossman and if he follows the thread on here lol, says he likes him and sees clips on xitter
57:10 Asked who is his favorite Fish "Alex B is winning me back, he has lvl 99 charisma, wherever the tank ends up they need to ship him in"
1:31:51 Luke lore: He was a personal trainer in college over 10 years ago
 
R9K Insurgent said:
18:47 Luke helped edit the graffiti into in Extreme Peace, but his main job with MDE is being a "safety net" for things
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Fishtank desperately needs a "safety net" guy.
I'm guessing it's shorthand for "I'm the guy on staff who isn't a drug addled wigger, could theoretically hold a normal job and doesn't look like a sex offender or serial killer. My job is basically to make sure no one dies due to abject stupidity, and that things don't come to a crashing halt because someone didn't file paperwork or make a phone call."
 
R9K Insurgent said:
Some Luke stream highlights https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IREJPZzXESo

4:34 Doesn't know that much, but Jet is having to deal with a decent amount of cops/legal stuff. Fishtank will return, but Luke doesn't know if he'll be apart of it because the location will be far away from Rhode Island
6:34 Luke was living in the S2 house/basement and got kicked out of it when the wiggers needed it for the S4 Fish
7:50 Luke and his dog have been kicked out of 109 APARTMENTS :story:
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13:59 Luke isn't all that involved in Fishtank "It's like a separate division of MDE"
18:47 Luke helped edit the graffiti intro in Extreme Peace, but his main job with MDE is being a "safety net" for things
43:40 Asked about Bloodgames "They will probably resurrect it, but the setting will be significantly different" but ultimately concedes again that he doesn't know much, says pray for the wiggers.
47:00 Asked about Bossman and if he follows the thread on here lol, says he likes him and sees clips on xitter
57:10 Asked who is his favorite Fish "Alex B is winning me back, he has lvl 99 charisma, wherever the tank ends up they need to ship him in"
1:31:51 Luke lore: He was a personal trainer in college over 10 years ago
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Luke is maybe the best overall person who's ever appeared on Fishtank. Helped that he was a fun personality but he's just a great guy and I'm glad he's refound the spark in life.
 
Mirrors said:
I was thinking the other day how fun it would be to have Bossman as a freeloader, even though he'd probably only last a day without gamba and crack. Or he could come in to teach them how to gamble
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Bossman has a very unique environment that enables him to be the way he is and although it would be impossible to transplant him anywhere, it would be amazing to keep him cooped up in his own room and not having to interact with the fish at all. Just a constant presence tormenting them at random hours with screaming like this:
 
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Mirrors said:
I was thinking the other day how fun it would be to have Bossman as a freeloader, even though he'd probably only last a day without gamba and crack. Or he could come in to teach them how to gamble
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Everyone is always going to suggest their favorite Lolcow for a FT Freeloader, but my pick for best freeloader is the Brownsville Batman.
Tyree can skitzo rant for an infinite amount of time, he's hilarous.


He's also homeless, so they could get him for $100 and a bus ticket.
 
OrangeJuliusEvola said:
Fishtank desperately needs a "safety net" guy.
I'm guessing it's shorthand for "I'm the guy on staff who isn't a drug addled wigger, could theoretically hold a normal job and doesn't look like a sex offender or serial killer. My job is basically to make sure no one dies due to abject stupidity, and that things don't come to a crashing halt because someone didn't file paperwork or make a phone call."
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That was basically Vances job for Fishtank but wiggers got rid of him and see how that turned out.
 
OrangeJuliusEvola said:
Fishtank desperately needs a "safety net" guy.
I'm guessing it's shorthand for "I'm the guy on staff who isn't a drug addled wigger, could theoretically hold a normal job and doesn't look like a sex offender or serial killer. My job is basically to make sure no one dies due to abject stupidity, and that things don't come to a crashing halt because someone didn't file paperwork or make a phone call."
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I used to think that was Ben and his retarded character was one of his many hats.
Then I started listening to Hong Kong 2 and realized that Ben's true form is Valley Girl Ben and he's retarded.
Responsible Ben was as much of a character as Sheriff Ben.
 
NylonPython said:
Everyone is always going to suggest their favorite Lolcow for a FT Freeloader, but my pick for best freeloader is the Brownsville Batman.
Tyree can skitzo rant for an infinite amount of time, he's hilarous.

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He's also homeless, so they could get him for $100 and a bus ticket.
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Joe Winko unironically could be kino if they try to hit him up with Burt and do MagicTank 2.0 with him. Give him an actual Frank N Furter-Warlock costume for Bloodgames.
Madison Grant said:
Burt is GOING OFF on Sam and Jet right now. Says Sam is washed up and unfunny, and Jet is incompetent and doesn't know how to run a show!
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My conspiracy is that They keep him on as a way to demoralize Markyposters/anti production guys by showing them how they look and talk like
 
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