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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
If this is true I cannot see why anyone would have any pity for Sam and Jet getting their show nuked. That would make two fish they screwed over on Season 3, and two of the most entertaining. If they're not even paying contestants any longer there is no reason Sam and Jet shouldn't get a-logged into submission, its seriously fucked up to just steal 3-4 or 6 weeks of someone's time and not pay them out.
Alex left without being eliminated, that always forfeits your pay. The fact that they offered it at all is actually pretty chill imo.
They've been flakey about some other financial nonsense but this doesn't appear to be an example of it.
 
Alex left without being eliminated, that always forfeits your pay. The fact that they offered it at all is actually pretty chill imo.
They've been flakey about some other financial nonsense but this doesn't appear to be an example of it.
IIRC, they told the s3 contestants that leaving without being eliminated forfeits your fishbucks only. I'm also pretty sure that every member of s3 was paid a day rate, even the ones who left on their own. The only exceptions are Alex B, and Burt who was just paid a flat 15k for everything, and only after a few weeks of people harassing the wiggers for not paying him at all.


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Nah nah that's just me, he was asked by someone if he watched/knows Bossman and if he follows the thread here, he only said he likes him and he watches clips on X. Senpai did in fact not notice us :(

EDIT Oh shit never mind, going back, he did use Semper Fidelis and crackarooski lol
Luke also follows Josh on X, in fact, he had been following him even before season 3. I feel like the chances of him being a MATI viewer are pretty high.
He probably haven't been watching since he started working for the wiggers, because he wasn't up to date with Bossman drama.
But he said he used to watch stuff on his second monitor when he'd draw, so that's most likely when he would watch it.

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Jimmy has been eliminated from Magic Stars
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Edit 2: Rachel is back, streaming The Truman Show
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WOW IF ITS TRUE THAT NO FISHTANK CONTESTANT HAS EVER BEEN PAID THEN SAM AND JET SHOULD...

its like saying - WELL IF ITS TRUE THAT JET IS A MURDERER, A BROKEN ROOMBA, AND ALSO AN ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT- THAN I BELIEVE HE SHOULD BE DEPORTED, SENT IN FOR WARRANTY, AND ALSO RECIEVE THE DEATH PENALTY- RIGHT?????!!!!!!!!!

theyve been paid according to their contracts. including daily rates if negotiated, and often more. the contract - the legally binding agreement that most fish sign but dont even read lol
 
WOW IF ITS TRUE THAT NO FISHTANK CONTESTANT HAS EVER BEEN PAID THEN SAM AND JET SHOULD...

its like saying - WELL IF ITS TRUE THAT JET IS A MURDERER, A BROKEN ROOMBA, AND ALSO AN ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT- THAN I BELIEVE HE SHOULD BE DEPORTED, SENT IN FOR WARRANTY, AND ALSO RECIEVE THE DEATH PENALTY- RIGHT?????!!!!!!!!!

theyve been paid according to their contracts. including daily rates if negotiated, and often more. the contract - the legally binding agreement that most fish sign but dont even read lol
Yep, it's a running joke that they don't get paid. I think they're all told to keep up the facade.
 
Half those “walkers” Alex banned were streamstars streamers.
This shit's funny and I'm tired of people who think it isn't. Fans and all these community fags trying to get clout are incapable of being the butt of the joke ever. The Mints power tripping mod bit has been genuinely funny and I'm still confused how it continues to go over everyone's head that he's doing a character, Jet's IG stories before S4 started revealed Mints is gonna be doing that bit for the season.
 
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This shit's funny and I'm tired of people who think it isn't. Fans and all these community fags trying to get clout are incapable of being the butt of the joke ever. The Mints power tripping mod bit has been genuinely funny and I'm still confused how it continues to go over everyone's head that he's doing a character, Jet's IG stories before S4 started revealed Mints is gonna be doing that bit for the season.
Mints' whole character is very funny. Way more subtle than I originally thought.
Some people just recently learned how to see humor a single step deeper than face value, then claim to "understand irony" and get all uppity when something's not funny to them, never having understood the joke at all. Ian Jomha Complex
 
The Mints power tripping mod bit has been genuinely funny and I'm still confused how it continues to go over everyone's head that he's doing a character, Jet's IG stories before S4 started revealed Mints is gonna be doing that bit for the season.
The reason it goes over people's heads is they either have paid attention to the site or haven't. Mints has always been a fag in chat, that isn't a character. It's like saying Jet is always playing a character, sometimes he is and sometimes he isn't. It's a wigger trick to blur the lines as a coping mechanism.
 
The Mints power tripping mod bit has been genuinely funny and I'm still confused how it continues to go over everyone's head that he's doing a character, Jet's IG stories before S4 started revealed Mints is gonna be doing that bit for the season.
Looking at videos from Mints' Insta made before Season 4, I have a feeling it's not a character

 
If this is true I cannot see why anyone would have any pity for Sam and Jet getting their show nuked. That would make two fish they screwed over on Season 3, and two of the most entertaining. If they're not even paying contestants any longer there is no reason Sam and Jet shouldn't get a-logged into submission, its seriously fucked up to just steal 3-4 or 6 weeks of someone's time and not pay them out.
While Alex B was a top contestant of fishtank, he is also a huge idiot nepobaby who directly and indirectly through his wife caused a lot of issues for season 3 and should be held responsible in part for bringin it down. Not paying him after having his hog wife call the cops over nothing multiple times and himself give false testimony to the cops should be more than enough of a reason to not pay his day rates.
 
This shit's funny and I'm tired of people who think it isn't. Fans and all these community fags trying to get clout are incapable of being the butt of the joke ever. The Mints power tripping mod bit has been genuinely funny and I'm still confused how it continues to go over everyone's head that he's doing a character, Jet's IG stories before S4 started revealed Mints is gonna be doing that bit for the season.
I don't think anyone here said those bans weren't a funny bit. Their order also wasn't necessarily random, this isn't about clout chasing. Brookie was the one who tried to look after him on Sardine Tin when he was fucked up and was mad that she had to leave early with him as he otherwise refused to even get into the car and fuck off. Aperture & Kalkalaka who were named after also were there. One of the bits is that they (Stream Stars) are beefing with mints - they wouldn't have taken the ban hammer collectively if they couldn't take the joke.
My only problem with mints is that he imho misses rather frequently for the amount he inserts himself into the action. The line also got blurred once people got quietly banned for memes about his butt on twitter. Not sure what value he offers behind the scenes but they could probably get someone funnier on their payroll is what I'm thinking...

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While Alex B was a top contestant of fishtank, he is also a huge idiot nepobaby who directly and indirectly through his wife caused a lot of issues for season 3 and should be held responsible in part for bringin it down. Not paying him after having his hog wife call the cops over nothing multiple times and himself give false testimony to the cops should be more than enough of a reason to not pay his day rates.
Why do you think he deserved his own thread here for being an actual lolcow by definition?
 
mints is unironically a tranny janny
it wouldnt surprise me to find out hes also a reddit mod
he was always a faggot in the discord, its not something he just does for the show
 
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