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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%
  • Total voters
    765
Big Brother 101 said:
I've never seen an Englishman before who looks like this. Those eyebrows, that skin tone, looks more like Mexican; maybe Portuguese or even Bulgarian.

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Rache Bartmoss said:
Catfight between Betty and Shadi with Betty sweeping for Sam and Jet.
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Both of these people are a horrible blight on the community who are the biggest attention seekers despite basically being completely irrelevant to the show. Betty was there for less than 48 hours and has been desperately trying to claw her way back since. Shadi was on a spinoff that barely anyone watched and only decided to turn on Jet because he never invited her back for anything else. They're nothing but attention seeking clout hungry desperate skanks.
 
KC had her sentencing today. Not sure if I'm reading it all correctly but it looks like she's sentenced to 31 days of jail, no credit for time served, $445 in fines/fees, and twelve months of probation.
Court Filings (I don't think I can archive this, the TOS page prior to it seems to cockblock that)
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Clarence Boddicker said:
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Clerical error time served in jail is automatically credited in Michigan. CK is cut loose, the Judge just didn't announce that her 4 months in jail exceeded the sentencing for some reason. If CK is in jail again there has been a fuckup and her lawyer needs to contest it. This isn't something the Judge has any leeway over, its mandatory and has been run to the Michigan Supreme Court before. The other option is that she was sentenced for 5 months and its just 31 days is what she has to serve, you would have to see the court transcript to understand where the fuckup is at if it exists.
 
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Alex B is apparently having his birthday today and is celebrating it streaming to almost 600 people on the Fishtank site, the little bit I have seen is pure kino and shows how amazing he is as a lolcow. He's been getting spammed for a long time with "ALL HAIL ALEX B, WHITE POWER" and has been breaking out hard over it, in addition to other stuff. He's the last great star on Magic Stars and if I didn't know better I would think that he's a performance artist like :jaceknife: was.








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What is it with these girls—like K.C., Summer, and the rest—who insist that Fishtank is some sort of human trafficking front? Honestly, are they thinking this through?


First off, why would anyone attempt “trafficking” by putting the supposed victims on a livestream, broadcasting them to every fan worldwide? That’s the exact opposite of how such a crime would work.


Second, if this were a trafficking ring, do people really think the masterminds would be clamoring for a lineup of worn-out, strung-out, drama-ridden rejects? Let’s be blunt—if there actually were buyers, they’d have standards. These women wouldn’t even qualify for the bottom shelf of some shady dark-web menu.


The whole conspiracy theory is ridiculous on its face. It’s not some shadowy underworld operation; it’s just a bunch of people projecting their own paranoia onto a goofy internet sideshow. Pure lunacy.
 
dukekinny said:
What is it with these girls—like K.C., Summer, and the rest—who insist that Fishtank is some sort of human trafficking front? Honestly, are they thinking this through.
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Because BPD nutcases love their smear campaigns and false accusations. It doesn't matter how much they think it through because a BPD cunt just wants to ruin her target. Said target "abandoned" her so she splits on them and tries to make them suffer. This can range from just stalking and shit talking to actual false accusations that get taken to court.

Which is extra retarded in the context of Fishtank because making fun of Jet for his past on 4chan and using the show as his casting couch is so much easier. You don't even have to make up bullshit about him and it gets under his skin.
 
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Blackstar said:
Alex B is apparently having his birthday today and is celebrating it streaming to almost 600 people on the Fishtank site, the little bit I have seen is pure kino and shows how amazing he is as a lolcow. He's been getting spammed for a long time with "ALL HAIL ALEX B, WHITE POWER" and has been breaking out hard over it, in addition to other stuff. He's the last great star on Magic Stars and if I didn't know better I would think that he's a performance artist like :jaceknife: was.
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Love the posts that archive the streams the fish do. Im not interested enough ylto watch but love seeing these clips
 
Blackstar said:
Alex B is apparently having his birthday today and is celebrating it streaming to almost 600 people on the Fishtank site, the little bit I have seen is pure kino and shows how amazing he is as a lolcow. He's been getting spammed for a long time with "ALL HAIL ALEX B, WHITE POWER" and has been breaking out hard over it, in addition to other stuff. He's the last great star on Magic Stars and if I didn't know better I would think that he's a performance artist like :jaceknife: was.
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LOL white power, Alex b is a gem when he wants to be
 
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