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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%
  • Total voters
    765
StaatsanwaltvonSiemens said:
Assuming that Season 5 will even happen, which will be spammed in TTS more (lets assume numbers before moderation):
:agree: Gorilla Nest
:informative: Jet Nepstein

Personally I'd like Jet to get at least demoted and the dog house renamed to the gorilla nest.
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Didn't big brother and similar shows start to get a dip in views in later seasons? I guess there isn't a huge amount of competition for viewership if there is nothing else on at the time but I'm curious to see if they're even going to be able to do a remotely successful season again.

They should fly to different states or some shit. I'm sure in bit cities you can get all sorts of wacky people.
 
Ravier Xavenblood said:
Because BPD nutcases love their smear campaigns and false accusations. It doesn't matter how much they think it through because a BPD cunt just wants to ruin her target. Said target "abandoned" her so she splits on them and tries to make them suffer. This can range from just stalking and shit talking to actual false accusations that get taken to court.

Which is extra retarded in the context of Fishtank because making fun of Jet for his past on 4chan and using the show as his casting couch is so much easier. You don't even have to make up bullshit about him and it gets under his skin.
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In short: There dumb cunts
 
Funny, I was just thinking about that yesterday, how badly people will spam TTS with Jet Nepstein or sex pest type shit. Jet, if he's on camera in the next hypothetical season, he would be smart to lean into the meme, it's a gay show, just make it good, make fun of yourself a bit and people will move on. And stop wearing retarded Balenciaga pedo shoes, wigger retard.
 
S.C.U.D. said:
We'll have no way of knowing as both will be censored. Maybe if someone is really clever they can sneak something through like they did with "marquee" in S4.
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In season 1 or 2 they accidently showed a note tapped to the computer monitor with the banned words list.

It's easy to figure out anyways because there's always people complaining about their tts getting rejected if whatever word is in it.
 
Peter Stump said:
I really hope with everything going on with fishtank and jet that we still get the episodic cut from S03. I really wished the drama would have come out after s03 was finished. How it’s going now we probably won’t get it for a very long time.
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I doubt that will ever happen. If we see anything new coming out of Fishtank at this point I will be surprised.
 
R9K Insurgent said:
Funny, I was just thinking about that yesterday, how badly people will spam TTS with Jet Nepstein or sex pest type shit. Jet, if he's on camera in the next hypothetical season, he would be smart to lean into the meme, it's a gay show, just make it good, make fun of yourself a bit and people will move on. And stop wearing retarded Balenciaga pedo shoes, wigger retard.
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I agree that Jet facing it head on like that is probably the better option. I don't know if they have a lot of good options. It is also probably true that they could just do another Season, with a few more words added to the TTS blacklist and it may not affect their bottom-line too much. I hope this is not the case, but Ignoring controversies is a solid strategy; just keep moving and do good content and people will forget. Their problem is that Fishtank has been falling apart so having a good show is going to be a struggle imo.
 
Halloween23 said:
In season 1 or 2 they accidently showed a note tapped to the computer monitor with the banned words list.

It's easy to figure out anyways because there's always people complaining about their tts getting rejected if whatever word is in it.
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they will put some dumb wigger in charge of tts censoring and people will sneak stuff past them like always
 
else_letter said:
I agree that Jet facing it head on like that is probably the better option
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It would be the content option anyways and I think it would be the best way to "win" people back over, but
else_letter said:
Ignoring controversies is a solid strategy
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That's also very true, guess it just depends on how quickly the general FT audience wants to let go of it.
 
Given how morally bankrupt and shallow Sam Hyd fans are, all Jet needs to do is say "Yes, I raped the chinese child. I did groom her and we're saving the white race, ya'll" and they'll all clap.

Fishtank fans will forever suffer.

Jet fans . . . uh? Oh wait, Jet doesn't have any fans and his only real chance to get them he ruined by letting Sam overshadow him in every aspect of FT. We will never know what he deserves credit or blame for, ever. He will always take the blame. Sam will always get the credit. Once a beta-male, always a beta-male.

LMAO
 
Marche said:
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Why does am not Wife up Mizzy, it breaks my heart that she is not with him.
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I dare anyone to look at this picture and say with a straight face that they aren't made for each other.
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Burt's been posting some stuff, no archives because arhive.ph and ghost archive have been shitting themselves and refusing to.

Working security for a con:
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Seething at reddit and getting a 3 day ban:
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Claims that he can sue Fishtank for fraudulent inducement and that the S3 contracts are void.
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Blackstar said:
Burt's been posting some stuff, no archives because arhive.ph and ghost archive have been shitting themselves and refusing to.

Working security for a con:
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Seething at reddit and getting a 3 day ban:
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Claims that he can sue Fishtank for fraudulent inducement and that the S3 contracts are void.
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Somebody has got to sue Fishtank, just to make it to discovery for our enjoyment.
 
Burt made another tweet, this one super long, confessing to everything related to season 3, seems to be all legit for me.

"Confession Time: Everything I said after Season 3 about “leaning into my psychosis for content” or “knowing what was going on” was complete fucking nonsense.
Production told me to say all that shit because it “fit the narrative.” None of it was true. They just didn’t want to be exposed for purposely exploiting a mentally ill man.
I did NOT fuck with my medication on purpose. I had no idea what was happening during the season. I was NOT method acting. I was NOT trying to be funny.
I was NOT “playing a character,” what you saw was me. My eccentric personality is just my normal self. I mean, you guys have seen my Burt-Sketches, you know I can’t act for shit.

Since turning 30, my memory, focus, and sleep have been getting worse. I used to be sharp and academic in my 20s, but years on antipsychotics with poor sleep have left me intellectually disabled. I lived on disability for over 10 years because I can’t handle academic work anymore. That’s why I transferred the bulk of the Jim O’Hara company to my Pakistani business partner. I was getting slower, more confused, and losing my mental edge. During the show, I really thought the TTS was an AI. I thought Famous House might be a gay dating show, or even some kind of “to catch a criminal” type show. I believed Frank was bisexual and had feelings for me; when I found out it was a lie, it really broke my heart. I didn’t run into that glass door on purpose; it was a painful accident. Before FishTank, I didn’t even understand what livestreaming was, despite watching iCarly. I genuinely loved Alex like a baby brother I also wanted to fuck hard and rough in the ass.

I had real feelings for Ted, Connor, Payton, Mizzy, Cowboy, and Tony. I believed then, and still do, that Ben Gay is queer. I really thought Simbal was a plant during the cell challenge. I kept wondering why there was so much male-oriented product placement: Dude Wipes, Manscaped, Mr. Beast Feastables, Hims.., I did NOT enjoy the Vegas RV trip, and I NEVER consented to gambling the $50K prize money.Months after Season 3 ended, I realized how badly the show wrecked my reputation, finances, and mental health. And I still don’t know what to do with all the anger and resentment I carry."
>I mean, you guys have seen my Burt-Sketches, you know I can’t act for shit :story:
>Since turning 30, my memory, focus, and sleep have been getting worse. I used to be sharp and academic in my 20s, but years on antipsychotics with poor sleep have left me intellectually disabled :(
>Before FishTank, I didn’t even understand what livestreaming was, despite watching iCarly :story:
>I genuinely loved Alex like a baby brother I also wanted to fuck hard and rough in the ass :story:
>I believed then, and still do, that Ben Gay is queer :story:
 
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