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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%
  • Total voters
    765

Creator of the musical “Slam Frank” shitting on Aryeh for spoling the musical on X​

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Unmarkedgrave said:
Another gaaaaaay stream but now with shitfaced Greg. Greg wanted to fuck Burt.
Burt got a Burt Labubu for his birthday ❤️
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Also from the Greg/Burt stream, this was while Burt was in New York for a collab (code for gay sex probably). Greg had a great time.
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The Labubu was from Franks girlfriend, Franks gift was "Alex B's dirty sock".
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Thankful Tank devolved in to them reading chat for the last 2 hours and chat finally goaded Alex B and Daniel in to an arm wrestling competition which devolved in to a real fight and then the stream shut down.

WINNER PENDING.

EDIT: Stream has come back online with Daniel standing solo in frame, Monkey King nowhere to be found, Dan declared winner as the man standing in frame.

Will of D!

COBRA KAI DOJO IN SHAMBLES.
 
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They took like 10 minutes to set up a table to arm wrestle on. Easy Cobra King victory, but he's currently seething in the garage with dumbgay.
 
Stream continued:
Aryeh has been shown the post calling him out and he seems shook.

Edit: Aryeh has sent that guy a DM apologizing, Frank keeps bullying Aryeh with it. Aryeh has looked very worried for the past hour and is very bothered by it all.
 
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Alex has spent the last hour doing his usual song and dance of "I was holding back don't punch above your weight class, BOY, I look younger than you!", "Man I could have finished it whenever I wanted!", and started talking about fighting Symbal so you know something shook him during that fight during the stream outage.
 
DustBuns said:

Burt fucked Aryeh, don't know if kayfabe, but Aryeh obviously wanted to do it as a "joke".

Aryeh lost his wizard purity.

Who is even losing on the deal? Aryeh for fucking a full on gay schizo nigger with questionable sexual health or Burt for fucking a jewish skintag goblin that can't tie his own shoes??
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:cryblood::cryblood::cryblood::stress:
Just.
What?
This jew genuinely allowed himself to be penetrated (presumably) by a schizophrenic gay porn star. He will never have another first time. He will always have to remember that he handed his virginity to burt for the meme. I'm horrified.
 
DustBuns said:
Who is even losing on the deal? Aryeh for fucking a full on gay schizo nigger with questionable sexual health or Burt for fucking a jewish skintag goblin that can't tie his own shoes??
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I think they are a beautiful couple, possibly the best couple to ever come out of fishtank
 
DustBuns said:
Thankful Tank devolved in to them reading chat for the last 2 hours and chat finally goaded Alex B and Daniel in to an arm wrestling competition which devolved in to a real fight and then the stream shut down.

WINNER PENDING.

EDIT: Stream has come back online with Daniel standing solo in frame, Monkey King nowhere to be found, Dan declared winner as the man standing in frame.

Will of D!

COBRA KAI DOJO IN SHAMBLES.
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I fucking knew as soon as I went to sleep, I'd miss the real funny shit :(
 
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