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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
Life is Mizzy!!!!!! She had a bit too much to drink and got to experience the mizzyness!!!
 
Ancient Pioneer said:
Update from the last Season pass count.

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FISHTANK SEASON PASS TOTALS
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Profiles parsed: 29323
seasonPass 4237 (-1135) ( 14.4%) - $42,370
seasonPassXL 447 (-104) ( 1.5%) - $15,645
seasonPassGift 6(-1) ( 0.0%)
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Total - $58,015 (-$14.990)

Still a rather disgustingly large amount of money being brought in for zero effort for a whole year. I'm going to assume that the sub date is the 13th of every month because of S4.
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SUMMARY 11-24-2025
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Processed: 29673
Successful: 29549
seasonPass, 3642 (-595 ) (12.3%) - $36,420
seasonPassXL, 409 ( -38) ( 1.4%) - $14,315
seasonPassGift, 2 ( -4) ( 0.0%)
Total - $50,015 (-$7280)


Its slow, but people are canceling their season passes over time. 50k for nothing is still a ridiculously large sum.
 
Ancient Pioneer said:
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SUMMARY 11-24-2025
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Processed: 29673
Successful: 29549
seasonPass, 3642 (-595 ) (12.3%) - $36,420
seasonPassXL, 409 ( -38) ( 1.4%) - $14,315
seasonPassGift, 2 ( -4) ( 0.0%)
Total - $50,015 (-$7280)


Its slow, but people are canceling their season passes over time. 50k for nothing is still a ridiculously large sum.
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I don't know if there are any new users since the last database release but here's the current version with everything post season 4 up until today if you want to check. For anyone else who wants to look at it use https://sqlitebrowser.org to view the databases.
 

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cohle said:
I don't know if there are any new users since the last database release but here's the current version with everything post season 4 up until today if you want to check. For anyone else who wants to look at it use https://sqlitebrowser.org to view the databases.
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2915 new accounts since the S4 database dump. That is a large enough amount that I'll probably rerun the scraper tonight, it takes a long time even with 4 threads because of the rate limiting.
 
Monkeymanbob said:
Unironically this is what I love about Fishtank and what’s come out of it. The pathos is insane

There are so many little moments of sincere pain and vulnerability that you won’t catch in traditional media. It’s funny to laugh at other autists, but this is what keeps me around. So many little moments that strike at the heart of the digital hellscape we live in.

It is a shame Jet is so half-assed. I genuinely think Fishtank is something special regardless if the slurs, humiliation rituals, and casting couch are the flashy bits. The potential is insane
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Life can be rough when you are a weirdo, and many fish are weirdos.
 
For posterity from Sneedchat.
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For now that confirmation from them is meaningless. S5 was announced just as S4 was being cancelled. This was a non-answer which just said "yeah S5 is happening bro" and didn't provide anything new. But wait! Neptunian communication has occurred!
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