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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%
  • Total voters
    765
magnetic field said:
We're never getting another Famous House, are we? *sigh*
Just wish these lazy niggers would hurry up with the S3 episodes.
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They'll never edit season 3 because they can't edit Burt out.

The real tragedy is how everyone forgets about Bloodgames & Bitchtank when they dutifully remind everyone the wiggers are lazy. Besides, they make 50k odd doing literally nothing. Editing and releasing episodes doesn't make them any money and they know they'll just catch flak again because S1 & S2's edits were severely lacking. Bloodgames & Bitchtank they probably didn't even record if we're being realistic.
 
un-needed dreamer said:
They'll never edit season 3 because they can't edit Burt out.

The real tragedy is how everyone forgets about Bloodgames & Bitchtank when they dutifully remind everyone the wiggers are lazy. Besides, they make 50k odd doing literally nothing. Editing and releasing episodes doesn't make them any money and they know they'll just catch flak again because S1 & S2's edits were severely lacking. Bloodgames & Bitchtank they probably didn't even record if we're being realistic.
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They did tease a Bloodgames edit during the S4 "commercials" segments but who knows how much of that got done before the legal problems made them shut everything down.
 
anliteralidiot said:
Wasn't Jace the one working on it? Maybe the whole legal scramble made him put off releasing it.
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He claimed, in character as Xavier, that he would be making/releasing his own edit of BG that was independent of the official one. I'd take the claim that he's making one with a heavy pinch of salt.
 
anliteralidiot said:
Wasn't Jace the one working on it? Maybe the whole legal scramble made him put off releasing it.
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the guy working on the official BG edit was sitting in the background during the investor stream but didn't show his face (only replied to jet once) - it's not Jace.


Jet has been busy updating items on the FTL page and adding new ones. They all look like game assets which would match with past comments he has made that they're going to replace them all with cross-media items and shared storage.

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from fishtank observer:
jet: manually putting the items in rn ive been at it for hours. still have hundreds more to do
jet: dropping the funny jokey wording behind items and all the gay little references. Nothing about this is funny
jet: this is the year of bag of herbs and machine grease and wire spools
jet: its not a joke
jet: QUESO HAS BEEN UPDATE
jet: D
jet: CAN QUESO HOLDERS CONFIRM
[Note: he has added like 70 items only so far]

They also chatted about received applications. just going by those comments it sounds like they're actually checking them out unlike the last time they did it for s4.
jet: applications have tags we can apply to applicants, so far our tags are: STREAMSTAR, TRANNY, GAY, FELON, and FAT
jet: this helps us sort the wonderful applicants

mints: we forgot to ask the most important question: which 4chan board is ur favorite and which lolcow forum do u browse

mints: watching auditions reminding me of stream stars

mints: hey serious mode
mints: dont just apply yourself
mints: get a friend you know whos weird to apply
mints: send your normie friend whos a little wacky
mints: or a retarded freak you know

mints: A lotta trannies applying
mints: so far over 100 people have applied
mints: and only 4 of them are women

mints: a lot of fucked up women applying
mints: pro tip take out your septum peircing

mints: i honestly dont know which applications are worse the men or the women
mints: with the men its like 80% ppl with nothing going on
mints: and then with the women its like 80% insane raped freaks

mints: all the dumb asses posting fake auditions like thats somehow worse than the actual tranny with tranny porn i just saw
mints: real people are more demoralizing than any dumb ass nigga posting goatse or whatever into the app could ever be

mints: its not just me doing it
mints: everyone on the team is

mints: yall are so nice when your trying to apply the moment you hop in a chatroom behind your little usernames you turn right back into bugs
mints: some of you are ugly inside and out though and i appreciate the consistency

[just some of them]
 
The Xavier cut was announced August or September last year and according to him, it was mostly done but he was waiting on getting custom thumbnails made for the episodes. He showed bits of it off in a video but I don't think there have been any updates since then.
 
You don't even need to see mints to know he is a faggot, you can tell just by the way he types in the chat. I would think he was hired just to be worse in everything than Jet so people stop screencapping everything Jet types and talking about how much of a fat fag Jet is.
 
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Love how S5 was announced without a trailer or any real fanfare. Just a "yeah, S5 is happening" from Chris Lynch and applications for the season opening randomly. What a bunch of silly billy wiggers.

Anyways, remember to pirate the season when it's live and never buy a season pass, my mateys.
 
Oprah Winfrey said:
If I remember correctly, the Bloodgames edit is being worked on by Wataru Kannazuki, the same guy who made this fan edit which made rounds a while back.
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If true that's a good thing, his editing was solid and funny. However I do hope they caught him up on lore since iirc he had only seen S2 and BG before he made his edit so he was lacking in knowledge on the S1 contestants.
 
I Am Not Really said:
mints: A lotta trannies applying
mints: so far over 100 people have applied
mints: and only 4 of them are women

mints: a lot of fucked up women applying
mints: pro tip take out your septum peircing

mints: i honestly dont know which applications are worse the men or the women
mints: with the men its like 80% ppl with nothing going on
mints: and then with the women its like 80% insane raped freaks
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I can't believe women aren't signing up in droves to hang out with Sam Hyde, Jet Nepstein and the wiggers. Why no cute 18 year old asian waifus this year? Why only retarded freaks??
 
Mirrors said:
I can't believe women aren't signing up in droves to hang out with Sam Hyde, Jet Nepstein and the wiggers. Why no cute 18 year old asian waifus this year? Why only retarded freaks??
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Call me crazy but I don't think the offline fishtank chat is where women are.

I don't think they really care right? Going to fans and asking for applicants from the site is not actually going to be their main casting method right? We know far to well how fucked the fanbase is by now after the magic stars and stream stars etc. That well is dry, surely. Even for a meta commentary or cathartic humiliation its just beating a dead horse.
 
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