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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%
  • Total voters
    765
these Furt irl streams are perfect while we wait for S5. they have the perfect good cop, bad cop dynamic. the hour long standoff with the queer jedis (starting around 1:06:00) was awesome... im surprised Frank hasnt been killed or at least severely beaten yet lol.
 
Aryeh wants back on and is willing to pay 8k even though he was told that it wasn't a real offer.
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Burt wants to see his dad's penis. "I wanna know if I have my daddy's dick, I think it's perfectly natural for a son to be curious about his father's dick size" :story:
 
un-needed dreamer said:
wait, why?

It's like every piece of news is a deeper and deeper hole.
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It was obviously just a joke at the end of the show as it was cancelled "haha the contestants can return for the next season if they pay back their prize!" But Aryeh being both autistic and wanting to get back on needing to be told that it wasn't true but as you can see he is still hoping to get back on.
 
This is a real person:


Also on the latest stream Frank was joking about talking to police and Burt seemed genuinely scared. He was mentioning not wanting police to look into his business etc. I wonder if he's just being paranoid or if he does have something to hide.
 
Halloween23 said:
I wish we could have seen how S4 would have played out but the only person I'm interested in seeing return is Freddy as a freeloader.
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I've not followed him that closely after s4 ended, but based on what I've seen during the season and afterwards, he doesn't really seem to be a "functioning" alcoholic in the long run. So I agree that he would indeed be a fun addition for a few weeks, but I'm also convinced, he'll crash and burn after a while. So I think in a longer season he might have ended up being a less liked contestant. The cracks were already starting to show in s4. He really shouldn't return as a contestant. Same with Aryhe. I don't get why he wants to be a contestant vs freeloader. He could probably handle that better.
 
Polychromos said:
I've not followed him that closely after s4 ended, but based on what I've seen during the season and afterwards, he doesn't really seem to be a "functioning" alcoholic in the long run. So I agree that he would indeed be a fun addition for a few weeks, but I'm also convinced, he'll crash and burn after a while. So I think in a longer season he might have ended up being a less liked contestant. The cracks were already starting to show in s4. He really shouldn't return as a contestant. Same with Aryhe. I don't get why he wants to be a contestant vs freeloader. He could probably handle that better.
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Freddy would have eventually got too gropey with drench or pushed her around for sure.
Guys a fucking loser, which is great for shows like this but yea.
 
Mörkö said:
The only S4 people I'd ever want to see again on the show are Freddy and Direnc.
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They were the top stars of the season. Season 4 was actually in a pretty dangerous state because of how hard it relied on them. Lose one and the balance is lost and the show might fall apart faster than any other season.
 
Mirrors said:
I can't believe women aren't signing up in droves to hang out with Sam Hyde, Jet Nepstein and the wiggers. Why no cute 18 year old asian waifus this year? Why only retarded freaks??
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I think the clip from bitchtank when Sam came in to fuck up Ben's doctor bit with Bliccy should be in the back of any women's mind when it comes to applying for any future season. I'm pretty sure it's posted somewhere in this thread, but I cannot find it anywhere.
 
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