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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%
  • Total voters
    765
Ravier Xavenblood said:
The janky connection turned a lot of people off to what would have otherwise been content. Remember the Ball Brothers concert and how some random Twitter user's stream was better quality than the official stream on the site?

Vegas trip arc in a nutshell. It's a shame though.
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I could've tolerated it with sneedchat, but no. Destiny's dick sucking had to be posted, and it fucked up the site. Couldn't even shitpost with the homies to get through the pain.
 
>-Ack! said:
Like, imagine if some kid showed up with a purple dildo, threw it at them and started screaming "MARKY MARKY" at the top of his lungs? how would them deal with that?
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this shit was happening on the comedy tour, I imagine they probably don't care about it now - in hindsight them just being stoic towards it made the weens look retarded. I suspect they had no idea it was that easy.
 
the actual ending of S3 in the desert was legit 10/10 and beat even S1's ending in terms of kino
the final shot of burt in the distance holding the sign as a small black and white blob is perfect and i don't think they will ever surpass that again, the epitome of lightning in the bottle
 
NiggerLicker said:
It’s called Joyride, he’s been “working on it” since at least 2022 and it looks like it’s gonna be some gay art school bullshit
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oh, hes talking about Joyride? i was half listening and thought it was a fishtank related game... in the case of it being Joyride, hes been posting about that for legitimately a decade. i remember him posting about it on the original MDE subreddit in like 2016 with all types of half baked concepts and models. he always said he planned on that being his long term project, so i bet we dont see it for years to come. hopefully it doesnt get too much in the way of more fishtank, but i fear if another season flops they might start working on the game full time. and if Joyride flops, its gonna be baaaad for MDEbros...
 
Alex B has been in an online slapfight with the Sardine Tin people for a while (Aperture, the deathfat paypig running his own gay Fishtank spinoff while allegedly living off of native casino gibs and King Doctor, a pooner) claiming that Aperture has AIDS and posting pics of his parents. This has resulted in Aperture sending him a fucking Cease and Desist for per se defamation and tortious interference lmao. Alex is a fucking retarded sperg that nobody takes seriously so this is a poor way to respond to him.
Alex B said:
Wow. Everything you told this person was a lie. It’s only $500 for a cease and desist. You’ll be getting yours in a second. But it’s about 25K and up to start battling in court I’ve been trying to get you all to leave me alone for the past 10 months but you won’t. I am complying. I’ve deleted everything on my page I even had a clip deleted off my Kick someone else made, and I didn’t have to do that. Just leave me alone and stop recreating accounts. I have a mountain of evidence I don’t wanna be known as that guy who takes someone to court, but it won’t be my legal fees you’re paying when they realize that you have completely just lied to them about everything and I have a mountain of evidence of you talking about my dead father. Scenes of you acting out. Graping my monkeys. And you said it could hurt your potential business in the future with fish tank…wow. They are not gonna back you on that one. I can say that was confidence. I’ll post the fifth page because it only allows me to post for, but all the sensitive information is blacked out, but technically this is my property now and you can look that up. You doxxed my mom. Lied about my Animals. You keep slurring me and hanging on an argument like you knew me for life or something dude I don’t even know you why can’t you all just go away? This is what I get for helping you all to begin with. They even said that I focus my comedy around autism and other slurs. Dude….. like I said does no one else see the irony in this? Everyone’s gonna wanna work with you after this man. I am truly sorry for hurting your feelings. I really do mean that and I have complied. I have taken down anything I put about you guys that was only in response of your weird lies. I can’t wait till the judge sees the things you all have said to me. And all that he said, she said stuff that you all have and you all controlled 100% of the footage and the camera angles and it’s funny all this crazy stuff you’re saying none of it got caught on camera weird coincidence huh?
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Is the pic I saw of Jet and the crew building something in a warehouse recently not real? it passed AI scans and looked 100. I'll try to find it you guys somehow haven't seen it, I thought that was settled
and Jet getting fat and not working but its definitely Jet
edit: found it. call me late and gay
double edit: also fake and gay, my bad
 

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Nottafed said:
Is the pic I saw of Jet and the crew building something in a warehouse recently not real? it passed AI scans and looked 100. I'll try to find it you guys somehow haven't seen it, I thought that was settled
and Jet getting fat and not working but its definitely Jet
edit: found it. call me late and gay
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It's fake and gay. It's an AI edit of a pic of him from S4 where he was wearing that same orange shirt, and the rest of the image doesn't make sense and is clearly AI generated.
 
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ackack99 said:
oh, hes talking about Joyride? i was half listening and thought it was a fishtank related game... in the case of it being Joyride, hes been posting about that for legitimately a decade. i remember him posting about it on the original MDE subreddit in like 2016 with all types of half baked concepts and models. he always said he planned on that being his long term project, so i bet we dont see it for years to come. hopefully it doesnt get too much in the way of more fishtank, but i fear if another season flops they might start working on the game full time. and if Joyride flops, its gonna be baaaad for MDEbros...
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Correct - I've been waiting for this game for about a decade lol.
 
re: joyride
That has a lower chance of happening than a perfect/flawless season of fishtank, he wants it to be an elaborate open world sandbox GTA clone, wich is obviously out of his paygrade even if he jeets it out with A.I or whatever, its not happening, at least not in the way he envisioned it.
 
Blackstar said:
Alex B has been in an online slapfight with the Sardine Tin people for a while (Aperture, the deathfat paypig running his own gay Fishtank spinoff while allegedly living off of native casino gibs and King Doctor, a pooner) claiming that Aperture has AIDS and posting pics of his parents. This has resulted in Aperture sending him a fucking Cease and Desist for per se defamation and tortious interference lmao. Alex is a fucking retarded sperg that nobody takes seriously so this is a poor way to respond to him.
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everybody involved is a faggot
 
ackack99 said:
everybody involved is a faggot
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Alex B is such a retard for burning all his bridges with everyone from Fishtank and the community. He could make a killing as a streamer if it weren't for his hogwife and his own drunken meltdowns.
 
Ravier Xavenblood said:
Alex B is such a retard for burning all his bridges with everyone from Fishtank and the community. He could make a killing as a streamer if it weren't for his hogwife and his own drunken meltdowns.
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I wouldnt even consider what Alex B does as "Burning bridges" the guy is just a fuck head whos whole personality is repellant.
 
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