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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%

  • Total voters
    765
I think its real. When I saw Sam film a video with an entirely red light I thought it looked like the attic of that warehouse-house. Wood, sloped upward ceiling, kind of narrow. Not sure how there is a full ass spider web up there.
That's either an infrared sauna or Sam doing red light therapy. Sam is a retard who believes pretty much any alternative health grift, so it may well be either/a mix of both. Sam does have a red light that he stands in front of at WiggerTowers - he's been stood infront of it in videos in the past.
 
from what i've seen he wants it to be an open-ended boomer shooter not a AAA open world like GTA.
more along the lines of postal 2 with a more fleshed out world or GTA3, so a more scuffed "open world"
fine, thats a bit more plausible, but i still don't feel like he is taking it seriously enough for it to happen
 
The King Doctor Pooner leaked DMs with Alex B, in which he requests AI artwork of him being fed and becoming fat, because the pig wife has a fetish for feeding him so that he'll become fat and dependent on her (lol ignore her own weight)
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The King Doctor Pooner leaked DMs with Alex B, in which he requests AI artwork of him being fed and becoming fat, because the pig wife has a fetish for feeding him so that he'll become fat and dependent on her (lol ignore her own weight)
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This is one of the rare times where Alex B's story is true, Jaqueline corroborates it herself. The only conflict in their stories is that Jackie claims they are both into it (Alex B becoming a massive hog), and in Alex B's version he isn't. During Alex B and Jackie's "divorce" saga 8 months ago Jackie calls into Burt's stream 3 or 4 times.

At 2 hours and 45 minutes Jackie says "I'm the feeder. I'm the one who has an obsession with feeding him and making him fat. Like humongously fat. So fat that he can't even walk around anymore. I wanted total control over him and I wanted to feed him. But the crackhead in him just doesn't let him eat." This is an exact quote.

At 3 hours and 15 minutes she says they created an onlyfans to do feeding fetish content because he wanted to so badly, but they never went through with recording and posting videos. She says about creating an onlyfans, "and I was okay with that, because I was going to get what I wanted because I was going to make him into a big fat boy."

 
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I haven't checked in on any Fishtank news in a long time. I occasionally see Burt streaming for 100 viewers or so but I never tune in. Has there been any official news or any strong rumors of the show happening again this year or anytime soon? Last I checked it looked like Sam had distanced himself from the show and was focused on going viral on X/Twitter with his political content.

Every time Fish Tank would start a new season, my productivity in life would go from very productive to not productive at all. The FOMO the show created during those 6 weeks or so really would take a toll on me. I'd have Fishtank running on a 2nd monitor 24/7, or if I were in the car, it would be playing on my phone, or if I were going to go to the gym and something big started happening like an Alex B crash out I would totally just skip the gym and watch FishTank live with everyone on the site or in their Discord.

Now that the show has taken an extended break and the last season ended on such a bad note I think I can probably handle a new season starting and not letting it derail me like the past 4 seasons did.
 
Have we ever gotten any insight into how Jon's family feels about him? It seemed like when he was on s1 he was a mostly tolerable, albeit annoying, retard. After being on fishtank he seemed to amplify the worst parts of his personality (to our benefit) while trying to/getting scammed.
I think his brother kicked him out of living in their garage?

I might have gotten the story wrong, but essentially the vibe I get from his family is they all know he's a self-absorbed wetawd, but I'm also guessing that they were the ones who got him in a work program doing the woodland firefighting.

While he's not mentally handicapped in a legal sense, Jon really isn't able to care for himself in a normal way, I think.
 
Chances of there ever being a new season? I'm thinking probably not after jet epstein got exposed and sams heart grew five sizes from the hgh
 
I haven't checked in on any Fishtank news in a long time. I occasionally see Burt streaming for 100 viewers or so but I never tune in. Has there been any official news or any strong rumors of the show happening again this year or anytime soon?
Chances of there ever being a new season?
Right now it's so over, but really at any point we could be so back just like that.
 
Genuinely is there a reason somebody doesn’t do their own Fishtank? Why does every knockoff fail the basic formula of multiple cameras, decent audio, and interesting contestants? Surely it couldn’t take an unfathomable amount of effort to rig up something scuffed equivalent to season one.
It's rare to have a) the resources to do it properly and b) enough galaxy gas to think it's a good idea.

Because generally if you have the money to get a professionally-done fishtank clone off the ground, you also realize that the legal risks of concussion/assaults/rape/zoning make it a bad idea to actually go through with it.
 
Chances of there ever being a new season? I'm thinking probably not after jet epstein got exposed and sams heart grew five sizes from the hgh
Its too lucrative for them to surrender the show, but that doesn't mean they'll do a good job, or give it the effort it deserves. Season 4 being both halfassed and a rugpull on the fanbase should have made the community realize this. They'll run a Season 5 and Jet will just have Mints censor any TTS commenting on the Nepstein stuff just like they have the contestants sign a document forcing them to not talk about Marky.
 
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