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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
Jet pretending to be old and decrepit just like Harvey Weinstein at his sex crimes trial. The difference is Miramax had good films and didn’t take years to produce episodes of old seasons!
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Abi OnlyFans. Jet Epstein. ADL2. Season 5(?). CK is not streaming. Cole is gone. Scuffed Thanksgiving stream. Alex B is done. Arye attention whoring. Life is getting attacked by blacks MIZZY! Greg broke during ConGREGated. Swuts.

The only way I can sum up my feelings whenever I come back to lurk this thread, remember the night Cole got kicked (he left! we want him back!) and Sam was just sulking around while they built cardboard forts for a few hours and the big surprise for the night was CHIP!

Levels of OVER that keep compounding with time. The only feeling I get is whenever Jobe calls Jon gay on Twitter.

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yoursavior said:
Abi OnlyFans. Jet Epstein. ADL2. Season 5(?). CK is not streaming. Cole is gone. Scuffed Thanksgiving stream. Alex B is done. Arye attention whoring. Life is getting attacked by blacks MIZZY! Greg broke during ConGREGated. Swuts.
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🎵We didn't start the fire🎵
 
Blindeye said:
🎵We didn't start the fire🎵
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🎶We didn't bweak the fishtank,🎶
It was always bwoken since Goran's been chokin'.

Life is Mizzy, queer men, Airsoft Fatty back again
Subs bought, Stream schlock, Bitchtank, dump stox
Monkey King, bad sign, start date's past the deadline
Rules that no-one understands, Jon and Letty, Milkman
"Cell challenge", Vance cried, Seth near on-stream suicide
Chinese debts, homeless bets, AIDS, crack, blame Jet
Piss and shit all on the floor, 'Tank chat's under martial law
Bloodgames cancelled, jailbait whores, I can't take it anymore!

We didn't bweak the fishtank,
It was always bwoken long as Burt stays strokin'.

We didn't bweak the fishtank
And if Sam keeps hostin' endless Marky postin'

We didn't bweak the fishtank
Show stays misunderstood
Until it dies for good.. for good.. for good.. for good..
 
yoursavior said:
Abi OnlyFans. Jet Epstein. ADL2. Season 5(?). CK is not streaming. Cole is gone. Scuffed Thanksgiving stream. Alex B is done. Arye attention whoring. Life is getting attacked by blacks MIZZY! Greg broke during ConGREGated. Swuts.
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Tbh the S4 gang are probably the ones who didn't get a post fishtank life. They either fell off or just went back to their old life.

Freddie - probably high somewhere idk haven't seen him since the Burt hangout stream where the cops came after Burt cucked Frank.

Aryeh - Actually doing pretty good for a retard. Recently went to Universal(??) and seems happy. I mean yeah he likes attention but let me clarify, he is an autistic man with high intelligence incapable of basic comprehension of simple things. He isn't stupid like a n!66er, he has deep thoughts and complex thinking and such but he lacks emotional maturity to properly organize those thoughts and has no filter. He is basically one of those gifted kids but in the body of a man almost 30. And that gifted kid never left the 3rd grade. He can tell you the history of shoes and the different types, even the history of Leather working..but he can't tie his own shoes.

Drench - back to stripping and being a whore on MFC. Still waiting for full nudes tbh, you KNOW it's crazy down there, bro 🥵. Anywayyy she just went back to a pre-FTL life. She even said she doesn't want anything to do with it. It was fun but she wanted to move on with her life...which is back to being a crack whore ig.

Angie - Travelling(?) Doesn't even post lewds anymore sadly. She kind of just ghosts on Twitter and occasionally posts IG stuff. I think she wants to distance herself from FTL. Especially after the Seth drama (see below). I used to talk to her personally and she was pretty nice and chill but as of like October of last year, she just vanished and keeps her internet presence to a minimum

Ellie - Erased her digital footprint pretty much. some claim she has a new IG but I haven't seen proof. She deleted her discord and posts thirst traps on TikTok occasionally to fill her psycho ego. Ever since the whole Jet boathouse stuff she has kept a low profile. She still gets harassed on TikTok about Jet.

Daniel - became an alcoholic and gym bro. Last went on a cruise a few months ago where he gave his liver/kidneys a workout. Haven't seen him since

Seth - joined the coast guard (?) and had a mental breakdown recently while crossdressing and sobbing on stream after he tried to sleep with Angie.

(Bonus) Letty: Still streaming like always and still a queen.
 
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