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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%
  • Total voters
    765
Sicko Hunter said:
Truest thing said in this thread. Season 4 was so fucking half assed and terrible. When a fat bitch with a CPAP sobbing is the highlight of the first two weeks of the season it's beyond repair.
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Rumor has it that Sam didn't even want to do FTL anymore. That's why he looked so miserable during s4.

Everytime he came on he was like a black hole sucking up all the fun in the room (especially during Cell)

The cast looked so happy before he arrived each day and eventually Jet took over for that reason.

And Jet only sees FTL as a means to get laid. I mean we saw season 4.

Jet didn't even TRY with the challenges. It was a goddamn joke from the start
 
Dumbledore's Onlyfans said:
What the wiggers fail to understand is that every day that goes by without new content, their relevance and momentum evaporates a little more, and a little more. People grow up and move on, a new hot show that's actually delivering pops up, and interest in their project wanes, until it's finally completely forgotten. That's when they'll finally drop their new and improved fishtank live. A few people will wander back, watch a few clips, and wonder why they were ever into it in the first place. We're already more than halfway there.
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We won't know until S5 whether or not what you say is true, generally I'd agree with this sentiment entirely but MDE is full of brain dead cultist who treat any sort of dirt dug up as a loyalty test and that they need to ignore it. You should expect the usual 20-25k viewers watching S5 with the usual paypigs slamming down thousands of dollars like always.
 
Ancient Pioneer said:
We won't know until S5 whether or not what you say is true, generally I'd agree with this sentiment entirely but MDE is full of brain dead cultist who treat any sort of dirt dug up as a loyalty test and that they need to ignore it. You should expect the usual 20-25k viewers watching S5 with the usual paypigs slamming down thousands of dollars like always.
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And I mean, we're all gonna be watching it too.
 
yoursavior said:
Finally some good news

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what are coles socials anyway. I'm not a big instagram guy maybe I can make an exception

TotallyNotAPsycho said:
Rumor has it that Sam didn't even want to do FTL anymore. That's why he looked so miserable during s4.

Everytime he came on he was like a black hole sucking up all the fun in the room (especially during Cell)

The cast looked so happy before he arrived each day and eventually Jet took over for that reason.

And Jet only sees FTL as a means to get laid. I mean we saw season 4.

Jet didn't even TRY with the challenges. It was a goddamn joke from the start
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in s4 the joke was on us
 
Clarence Boddicker said:
That was kind of what everyone assumed based on how Sam acted, but I don't think there was anything to that rumor beyond that. Is this something Angie had told you?
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No. I actually heard him talk about how fishtank was a disaster and money sink during some interview. Plus when I started watching s4 I felt it was obvious he didn't want to be there. He looked so bored and angry.

I never really pushed Angie to discuss anything that might be NDA or confidential. Plus, I didn't want her to think I wanted to talk to her *just* because I wanted fishtank insider info. Seemed kinda rude imo.

I kept our talks just personal and 1-1, stuff about work and stuff outside of the tank.
 
TotallyNotAPsycho said:
No. I actually heard him talk about how fishtank was a disaster and money sink during some interview. Plus when I started watching s4 I felt it was obvious he didn't want to be there. He looked so bored and angry.

I never really pushed Angie to discuss anything that might be NDA or confidential. Plus, I didn't want her to think I wanted to talk to her *just* because I wanted fishtank insider info. Seemed kinda rude imo.

I kept our talks just personal and 1-1, stuff about work and stuff outside of the tank.
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So this 'rumour' is actually your headcannon. Got it.
 
Blackstar said:
Steinful has commented on the time it took to release Season 2 episodes, claiming that none of the wiggers thought they were possible to make because of missing footage and that he had to make them in secret for the fans.
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Quick update on this, these posts have been deleted lmao.
 
Mudkipcorn said:
New Fishtank knockoff just got announced.
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I wonder if Jet is butthurt about it.

Huh, most on X are saying wait. That surprises me a bit. It's also funny because you can tell that production is lazy and butthurt and just wants to shit them out now. The message of the video was all about how they're shit at their jobs and '80% is as good as 100%'. They are definitely hoping that the fans demand they drop them now because they're lazy and demotivated.
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Ahhh so that's what that Steam news shit was on my Steam library. Well if it's anything like the show they're already doing it'll suck ass, and I have a hard time believing that they'll have any vault dwellers screaming nigger in the vault so I guess I'm sticking with Fishtank for now.
 
DustBuns said:
All fishtank vidya should be Night Trap. Film S5 as the FMV for the vidya.
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This is the correct answer. An FMV game in this day and age would be unique and Fishtank is perfect for it. Just have the bad guy be the entity or something and you have to protect the Fish. Game would only need to be an hour or something like that.
 
Clarence Boddicker said:
This is the correct answer. An FMV game in this day and age would be unique and Fishtank is perfect for it. Just have the bad guy be the entity or something and you have to protect the Fish. Game would only need to be an hour or something like that.
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Id go even further and say fihtank itself is halfway to a FMV game. If the wiggers only put some effort it could.... Why do we even bother.
 
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