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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%
  • Total voters
    765
Raw Onion Enjoyer said:
Burt and Jobe did a Monkey stream together (it's Omegle for blacks) and it was fun to watch. They synergized like some duo from a 2000s comedy movie, a drunk racist white guy and a cracked out schizophrenic black man:

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After a bit the monkey window got cropped, but Jobe is still there on camera with Burt.
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Finally, some good fucking content
 
Raw Onion Enjoyer said:
Burt and Jobe did a Monkey stream together (it's Omegle for blacks) and it was fun to watch. They synergized like some duo from a 2000s comedy movie, a drunk racist white guy and a cracked out schizophrenic black man:

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After a bit the monkey window got cropped, but Jobe is still there on camera with Burt.
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Burt interacting with YNs is always hilarious. them clowning on him and his reaction to it are so good. also he was extra jittery and agitated this entire stream... im concerned for his health at this point.
 
sum ting wong said:
Saw this on Seth's stream but this is apparently a leaked image from the S5 house
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as far as i can tell this was first posted anonymously in /ftl/, some people said it could be A.I but i don't see any obvious tells and the lighting does look very natural, same for the camera placement wich is very much fishtank
 
RL Steinbeck said:
Nigga u blind. She has bangs and braces in the S4 pic, neither of which are in Ben's pic. If anything, the second pic you posted affirms it's a newer pic.
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I knew that, but at first I thought that it just showed that it was an older picture because of the same hair colors, not that it was actually around the time of season 4. However in the Instagram story from yesterday after when my post was made she has purple hair again so I guess that it is recent.
 
Gravityqueen4life said:
Weird crossover between AdoseofBuckley and LifeisMizzy.


Whole video is him shitting on real life streamers.
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Its so stupid Mizzy is getting so much hate for that clipped IRL stream because out of all the IRL streamers around she is by far the most tame, harmless and just having fun and not upsetting people.
Like yea it was her fault for talking to some nigger but every big twitch IRL streamer is far more annoying. That Ishowspeed nigger is one of the most popular streamers and is the most loud fake scripted nigger around that shuts down basically any area he is in.
compare that to Mizzy who just goes up to people and says something silly and smiles its just Mizzy I guess.
 
Guys it's obvious what's happening - Angelina is hanging with the Wiggers in Georgia because she's part of production now - she's the host of Season 5.
 
Marche said:
Its so stupid Mizzy is getting so much hate for that clipped IRL stream because out of all the IRL streamers around she is by far the most tame, harmless and just having fun and not upsetting people.
Like yea it was her fault for talking to some nigger but every big twitch IRL streamer is far more annoying. That Ishowspeed nigger is one of the most popular streamers and is the most loud fake scripted nigger around that shuts down basically any area he is in.
compare that to Mizzy who just goes up to people and says something silly and smiles its just Mizzy I guess.
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I'm convinced majority of the backlash she's received was solely due to the fact that she talked to a nigger, who then on top of it gave her some sob story about his mom being dead. Redditors and the like love to infantilize blacks and so they go to the extremes to show how compassionate and not racist they are. Or as they love to call it it's "racism of low expectations".

People calling her a nuisance streamer then comparing her to Johnny Somali was mind boggling. Retard in the video puts what she's done (talking to a random then walking away when he asks her to) inbetween driving while on the phone and shoplifting (crimes). According to the top comments that nigger is a HERO!
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"He had her scared for her unimportant life" - yes, a nigger is hero for intimidating a woman. She is not an angel, but the lengths they're going to to feel righteous for saving a poor black man who lost his momma is insane. You also get people calling you a simp or a bot if you disagree at all.

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He is the George Floyd of the IRL streaming to them.
 
Raw Onion Enjoyer said:
I'm convinced majority of the backlash she's received was solely due to the fact that she talked to a nigger, who then on top of it gave her some sob story about his mom being dead. Redditors and the like love to infantilize blacks and so they go to the extremes to show how compassionate and not racist they are. Or as they love to call it it's "racism of low expectations".

People calling her a nuisance streamer then comparing her to Johnny Somali was mind boggling. Retard in the video puts what she's done (talking to a random then walking away when he asks her to) inbetween driving while on the phone and shoplifting (crimes). According to the top comments that nigger is a HERO!
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"He had her scared for her unimportant life" - yes, a nigger is hero for intimidating a woman. She is not an angel, but the lengths they're going to to feel righteous for saving a poor black man who lost his momma is insane. You also get people calling you a simp or a bot if you disagree at all.

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He is the George Floyd of the IRL streaming to them.
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i think all of the hate Mizzy is getting is funny because she sucks, but yeah, these are a bunch of freaks who coddle minorities and are so terrified of being bothered in PUBLIC that they suddenly turn into second amendment advocates who think you should be able to shoot someone for filming you on sight, including women. very odd how their brains work, how they frame themselves as peaceful and wholesome yet jump to violence so quickly because a woman asked a harmless question to some aggressive nig for a livestream. they're the reason i find people like Frank Hassle funny, and i hope they all get hassled or harassed by an obnoxious Kick streamer someday for being such keyboard warrior faggots.
 
Agares said:
I hope this is real because we need another surreal David Lynchian hell house for the fish to slowly trash.
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i would argue fishtank is at its best when its like that, pure kino

in fact, Jet, in the rare chance you are somehown reading this, watch lynch's movies and take notes on the decoration , lighting and general aesthetic, thats exactly what fishtank needs, its the perfect frame for peepee poopoo
 
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>-Ack! said:
i would argue fishtank is at its best when its like that, pure kino

in fact, Jet, in the rare chance you are somehown reading this, watch lynch's movies and take notes on the decoration , lighting and general aesthetic, thats exactly what fishtank needs, its the perfect frame for peepee poopoo
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The mallet incident wouldn't have hit the same without the 70's theme and the surreal house.
 
sum ting wong said:
Saw this on Seth's stream but this is apparently a leaked image from the S5 house
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And I found this on /bant, this is someone named James who is/was on production in the same room. No idea if any of this is true
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Man I really hate this aesthetic. Reminds me specifically of being sick as a very young child and waiting in a doctor's office children's waiting room which were often decorated like that and feeling sick and shitty the whole time. Very uncomfortable and dreamlike.
Which of course is why it's PERFECT for the show. Sincerely hoping these leaks are real.
 
anliteralidiot said:
Mallet incident in the 70s house: surreal, weird, art.
Mallet incident in the s3 house: domestic violence, boring.
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I can't describe how much the theming of the house added to the aesthetic feel of the season, especially since they were gonna do near-Manson cult storyline, as well as just everyone slowly going insane like the Shining, it added a lot of slow burn tension like a Kubrick film. Instead of an axe with Johnny, it was a mallet with Jimmy.

I remember when the season concluded and people still cried and wanted more of season 1, where the highlights was 15 days of nothing but staring at Josie spinning in a chair. Peak content. The sentiment has since died because of how Season 3 fizzled out, and the saving grace from being a total wash was Burt and Alex.
 
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