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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%

  • Total voters
    765
I’d say they were the most cohesive cast and worked well together. During famous house there was a lot of reality tv hijinks and candy theft that some of the more passive fish even got in on. Id say the worst fish from season three were better than some of the mid fish from other seasons. At the very least the overarching gaslight made their delusions of grandeur enjoyable to watch and mess with, even if they as individuals weren’t churning out content.
They will never make anything as good as Famous House ever again. I hope I'm wrong but it was a perfect storm, that concept with cast members like Burt and Alex was pure gold. They'll probably never be that lucky even with just casting again.
 
I know most people are only in it for the contestant driven """content""" but things like the basement make me think there would be a large amount of fun in having some actual gameshow style stuff going on beyond improvised challenges. Differing sets, planned storylines/set dressing etc.
congratulations, you imagined a bloodgames season.
 
TTS voices have been updated on the site and some new ones have been added
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Xavier


Anime Girl


Alex B


Brainrot (New Default)


Sexy Temptress
 
Did they get kicked from eleven labs or did someone convince Jet it would be cheaper to use a locally hosted thing like qwen-tts? Those all sound like crap. The Xavier one doesn't sound at all like him.
 
The Xavier voice is cursed and should be canned. Alex B's is hit/miss but I think he's like a supreme test for AI to do convincingly. The rest are whatever.
Brainrot voice is a funny idea and lends itself to clips at least but I don't know why it sounds slightly off since that's like the default TTS voice to use these days.
 
fine, what do you think was the best cast then? i liked S1's cast too, but the other 2 were bad, S2 could have only worked if production coddled massively the fish because half of the cast was nearing a breakdown and S4 was just meh, you had 2 fish who were the most boring and standard virgin autists imaginable (Dan and Seth) , 2 completely 2d simpbait women (Angelina and Ellie), thats 4 whole wasted contestant slots, the rest was either meh or barely interesting (Dirench, Rachel and the druggie millenial whatishisname)
S2 and 3 had the best cast. S1's cast was somewhat boring, so everyone focused on the foids, and S4's cast was a proper mess

S2&3 had cohesive casts that worked well with one another and were a good mix of autists, schizos, freaks, and normies.

Burt and Alex B are all-timer fish, same with Jimmy, Shinji, and TJ, and Letty and Josie were memorable, vance, jon, and ty were the only other fish in S1 that made good content. S4 was hard-carried by Aryeh, Daniel, foids, and rachel.
 
How could you not mention Freddy? He was the best part of S4. The man was ready to poison people with laxatives and stole Rachel's xanax.
It's an easy mistake to make. For some reason I've placed him mentally as a season 3 contestant. I only just now remembered he was actually in season 4. Perhaps because he was actually entertaining.
 
How could you not mention Freddy? He was the best part of S4. The man was ready to poison people with laxatives and stole Rachel's xanax.
freddy was just the degenerate hyperactive element, every season's had one of those. he got majorly cucked by the rest of the fish moralfagging him too, unlike Alex B who was super easy to trigger with TTS and very tame bits.

but yeah, he did contribute a lot and was a great contestant, he just wasn't novel or terribly memorable. good half the season he was just hungover too.

MILKCOUCH was very funny tho, and probably the only thing i remember being memeable from S4. That and "Waped and Ewiminated" being spammed at daniel right before the whole show ended lol.
 
Rachel, when she wasn't xannied up, was a bad fish.
Rachel on her pills, and slipping and sliding around the house was a better fish.
 
If Sam still had some funny left in him, he'd do something to fuck with Mr. Stancil.
Abandoned by his allies, mocked by his enemies, Mr. Stancil only had one place left to go to regain his honor. He'd show the chuds at MDE that even 6 weeks in a torture house wouldn't break his center-left spirit.
 
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