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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
Polyboros2 said:
I still think saying Sam isn't the host is a gaslight. "Sam has never been the host, it's been a member of the Gold- family."

However I also wouldn't bet on it still being Sam.
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If I was a betting man I wouldn’t bet on him appearing for more than a few days. He does not like being away from home for very long and Georgia is out of his range. Who knows though.
 
Remember during blood games how Jon would reset the morale meter to high every time somebody lowered it? That's how it feels trying to raise you nay-sayers up when things look their most bleak. Only part that stinks is this season will start right when my wife ends maternity leave, so we won't be able to no life it together.
 
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ElAbominacion said:
This lady's identity remains a mystery.
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I think it’s AI or something, I tried to look it up on pimeyes last summer and got no results. Besides, when you can tell she has Hank Hill ass from the front view, what’s the damn point anyways
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Plasticise said:
Whats everyone's morale at going into season 5

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I'm optimistic going into this season, not a fan of the shorter season personally, but willing to see how it plays out. Also dont really care that Sam is gone, he was never the reason i liked fishtank. Lets see if they can succeed without him.
I will consider this season a W for the wiggers if they actually complete the season without the show going down for longer than a few hours, and only 1 fish quits in the first week. Also less than say 5 days of filler downtime.
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MID right now, more positive than i was at any point before S4 though
 
BingBongDingDong said:
Remember during blood games how Jon would reset the morale meter to high every time somebody lowered it? That's how it feels trying to raise you nay-sayers up when things look their most bleak. Only part that stinks is this season will start right when my wife ends maternity leave, so we won't be able to no life it together.
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Every doomposter was once a hope poster broken by one two three seasons of shit. The new season will undoubtedly have great moments, it’s outpacing the bad moments that’s the challenge.
 
I'm mostly concerned about the cast and where Jet wants to go with Fishtank. One moment he says he wants it to be chill friendtank, the next he wants to do pooptank, then cycles back to "guise I'm getting too old for pooptank!" I want pooptank. I don't want a bunch of losers sitting on a couch, I want to watch a bunch of losers getting fucked with and doing competitions. If I wanted friendtank I'd watch Big Brother, or some other retarded stream.
 
PickledPorky said:
I'm mostly concerned about the cast and where Jet wants to go with Fishtank. One moment he says he wants it to be chill friendtank, the next he wants to do pooptank, then cycles back to "guise I'm getting too old for pooptank!" I want pooptank. I don't want a bunch of losers sitting on a couch, I want to watch a bunch of losers getting fucked with and doing competitions. If I wanted friendtank I'd watch Big Brother, or some other retarded stream.
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same, friendtank is only good when its slowburn leading to more poop, also friendtank with fans leaves a bad taste in my mouth, these niggers NEED to be humiliated, they were dumb enough to attention whore themselves out in a show they known is gonna torture them
 
PickledPorky said:
I'm mostly concerned about the cast and where Jet wants to go with Fishtank. One moment he says he wants it to be chill friendtank, the next he wants to do pooptank, then cycles back to "guise I'm getting too old for pooptank!" I want pooptank. I don't want a bunch of losers sitting on a couch, I want to watch a bunch of losers getting fucked with and doing competitions. If I wanted friendtank I'd watch Big Brother, or some other retarded stream.
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Mints was talking about it a bit a few days ago and it seems they're leaning more in on the gameshow elements rather than torture house and they think people are going to actually be incentivized to compete and win.
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Also they're saying Vance is coming back, or at the very least they talked to him about it and he might.
 
PickledPorky said:
I'm mostly concerned about the cast and where Jet wants to go with Fishtank. One moment he says he wants it to be chill friendtank, the next he wants to do pooptank, then cycles back to "guise I'm getting too old for pooptank!" I want pooptank. I don't want a bunch of losers sitting on a couch, I want to watch a bunch of losers getting fucked with and doing competitions. If I wanted friendtank I'd watch Big Brother, or some other retarded stream.
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To be fair, it's not like Jet even knows which direction he wants to take the show anymore. That changes depending on his mood, how high he is and how much the Farms pissed him off on that particular day. I just hope it doesn't devolve into slightly edgy Big Brother with TTS and a few e celeb cameos. The gaslighting is an important part of the show, one that separates it from those IRL streamer houses and actual reality TV.
 
sum ting wong said:
they think people are going to actually be incentivized to compete and win.
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This was a big problem at the very end of S4 before they left the first house, Direnc had become convinced the show would be rigged to give Freddy the win so there was no point in her trying anymore.
 
sum ting wong said:
Mints was talking about it a bit a few days ago and it seems they're leaning more in on the gameshow elements rather than torture house and they think people are going to actually be incentivized to compete and win.
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Also they're saying Vance is coming back, or at the very least they talked to him about it and he might.
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Ah the old "Production talking about obviously bad decisions for the show, but you can't tell if they are gaslighting or that stupid" bit.

Probably not true, they know what the show is, but I also would of thought they'd know that voting in Fishtank is super retarded. Both times they did a vote in the show, they played it legit. On the first vote, Ian was a good choice to eliminate and they carried on and just gaslit Alex B that it was close. The second one, I didn't miss Simbal, but kicking one of the few remaining Fish out first in FH2.0 shows they didn't know the point of what they were doing.

However, the votes should of been comically faked. It would of been so much more fun if they chose someone nobody voted for, just to fuck with them.

So maybe the really are gonna make the show some lame game show with the nigger word.
 
Aryeh have been going around being buttmad that he's not invited back to S5. Threaten to kick and behead Jet with 7 other people.

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Quence said:
What is the location for Season 5?
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Atlanta Georgia
Plasticise said:
Whats everyone's morale at going into season 5

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I'm optimistic going into this season, not a fan of the shorter season personally, but willing to see how it plays out. Also dont really care that Sam is gone, he was never the reason i liked fishtank. Lets see if they can succeed without him.
I will consider this season a W for the wiggers if they actually complete the season without the show going down for longer than a few hours, and only 1 fish quits in the first week. Also less than say 5 days of filler downtime.
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I want to see it crash and burn in the first week.

Rolex said:
It's not perfectly airtight, but if they
  • get a sound stage or business park location
  • ensure no lighting is natural, the set is lit completely by studio lights (fun opportunities for messing with contestants)
  • get all the permitting done correctly beforehand
  • have a person or two who are never seen nor mentioned on the stream collect deliveries
  • put all deliveries in those employees' names (or fake names where possible)
  • never let the stream show even a glimpse outside of the building, or even too much outside of the set
  • ensure adequate enough soundproofing to eliminate 911 calls and ensure little outside noise is picked up on stream
  • never mention anything that could be cross referenced (weather, restaurants, drive distance, etc)
  • never allow any contestants to mention anything at all about the location pre-season or during the stream or else they'll be kicked
  • purchase furniture, props, clothes, or even food unique to local places
  • and lastly hide any and all digital traces like IPs and whatever else
They could very feasibly avoid the location being exposed. It sounds like a lot but it's really all common sense stuff.
None of this matters if the house is a residential house though. It's way too easy to match floorplans to neighborhoods, and any glimpses of the outside can be instantly figured out by geoguessr dudes.
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Swaggoat said:
They can simply take the listing down. It's pretty avoidable. If they hide one or more of the rooms they can also hide the shape of the house which people could find on land record maps.

At the end of day they might just order pizzas day 1 so this whole discussion is pointless lmao.

Jet and Ben already fucked up by doing that stupid subway meme video in public and leaving the weather location on on their computer. So now people already know the small suburb they're in.
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Kitty Cat Man said:
The Only Way they won't run into trouble in a residence is if they did their fucking research and found a place with mixed-use zoning and got the correct permits.

I hope that's why this took so long because if we waited these months for them to just buy a house and paint some dentist office decor and build out some fun themed sets only for it to get fucked by John Boomer and the DoxKidZ I'm going to unironically be MATI.

We know how the internet works, retarded faggots are going to recognize some corner of the house and autistically comb thru zillow, then spam the address in chat because it makes their spaztik little wieners tingle, then some faggot karen who doesn't want Heckin Nazis pouring mayonaise on some retard in their precious suburb is gonna get on the phones and misrepresent everything they've seen in the livestream to elicit a police response. This is going to happen. It is unavoidable.

What's entirely avoidable is weather or not the cops give a fuck. If they have the proper permits and actually lawyer'd up and filed the damn paperwork that needs to be filed, they won't. If they're relying on security through obscurity they're fucked and we might get a week of content again before faggots rape the show stream.
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Guys, this is the Wiggers we are talking about. Jet couldn't even manage a Taco Bell properly. He can't even teach Aryeh to tie his shoes.

He didn't Lawyer up or do any paperwork I'm sure. That's why Sam ditched him, he knows Jet is going to get arrested again and he doesn't want any part in it.
 
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