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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%
  • Total voters
    765
jallsballs said:
this isnt relevant but i want to point out that the user xavier ravenblood lives in a trailer park and for some reason kept trying to flex on people and was the worst shitposter in the chat during the season
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I'm excited for S5 to see him sperg out in chat about the male fish's physiques again along with getting in to 4am shit fights with the Aussie kiwis like Meth Until Death.
 
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The reaction to asking to be paid for our services ($10) is nuts

Edited show: Free
Live show: free

Ultimately it’s people mad my niche hobby is collecting weird shoes. I drive a trapped out Chrysler 300 with broken control arms

Will never feel bad about saying “my shit is good and I want to be paid for it” and you shouldn’t either. The hoardes of poor and retarded internet scum will kick and scream over pennies. It’s a sentiment that comes from the terminally unemployed. Anyone reading this who has a job understands that they wouldn’t wake up at 7:30am unless they were getting paidGet the season pass, or don’t
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The reaction to asking to be paid for our services ($10) is nuts

Edited show: Free
Live show: free

Ultimately it’s people mad my niche hobby is collecting weird shoes. I drive a trapped out Chrysler 300 with broken control arms

Will never feel bad about saying “my shit is good and I want to be paid for it” and you shouldn’t either. The hoardes of poor and retarded internet scum will kick and scream over pennies. It’s a sentiment that comes from the terminally unemployed. Anyone reading this who has a job understands that they wouldn’t wake up at 7:30am unless they were getting paidGet the season pass, or don’t
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How many times have they cried poor now over the years? Nice to see that people in the comments have woke up to the grift and are shitting on him though.
 
Well fish tank seems to be on the road to failure. Funding issues, no Sam and loss of trust from viewers due to premature ends to seasons.

I really hope building up Jet Neptune just to watch his inevitable crash and burn is an elaborate Sam Hyde bit. As soon as he introduced the little gremlin on camera I thought there must be a joke developing.
 
I don't think they're broke, it's advertising the $10 season pass, engagement baiting and huffing his own farts. Jet has a cycle of being pretentious while e-begging then being more humble, and finally making fun of the people who fell for it. He does it every season except S4 where he didn't get a chance to do the full cycle.
 
I'll give the wiggers money when their website doesn't have any problems for the entire season (it will), when using their website is worth the money (it's not) and when Jet Neptune is not involved with the show stream anymore (never).
 
Is it no surprise that when the show hasn't been live for months that people understandably canceled their subscriptions? I'm sure when it does start in March, people will start paying for the membership, buying tokens, and their merch.
 
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How many times have they cried poor now over the years? Nice to see that people in the comments have woke up to the grift and are shitting on him though.
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They'll pay. They always pay. You'll probably pay and I don't even know you. And Jet even actually has a good point here even if he is insufferable: the show costs a shit ton to produce. Whether you want it to or not it does and they all get paid to produce it. His money on thousand dollar shoes is literally drops in a bucket for what it costs to produce the show. It makes no difference. I don't like the idea of paying for content myself. And I don't do it. All this crowdfunding stupidity sucks - but it works and it's going to keep working. A million people will buy Pokemon Advanced on the eShop for $20 today despite nothing but criticism about the price. People are broke and still pay for stuff. When the Fishtank season starts, and it is universally panned and everyone hates it and gives their two cents constantly, 90% of them will be paying for the season and they'll pay to renew it and they'll pay to send TTS.

And don't underestimate the messed up mind of a groupie. Jet would cash in on Sam Hyde fangirls even without Fishtank. Sad but true. Don't say that's his motivation. You're not a serious person if you think they'd have a bigger budget for Fishtank if Jet was walking around in Vans.
 
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The reaction to asking to be paid for our services ($10) is nuts

Edited show: Free
Live show: free

Ultimately it’s people mad my niche hobby is collecting weird shoes. I drive a trapped out Chrysler 300 with broken control arms

Will never feel bad about saying “my shit is good and I want to be paid for it” and you shouldn’t either. The hoardes of poor and retarded internet scum will kick and scream over pennies. It’s a sentiment that comes from the terminally unemployed. Anyone reading this who has a job understands that they wouldn’t wake up at 7:30am unless they were getting paidGet the season pass, or don’t
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haha he deleted the xeet - shame on you for not archiving!

Check out these rave reviews coming in:
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(not archiving because its a pain in the ass to archive xeets)

It doesn't look like the fanbase (or what remains of it) are very enthusiastic about this new season.

Fishtank sisters, I don't feel so good :(
 
i believe jet is broke, all those airbnb's in NYC and LA to flex on a barely-legal asian BPD e-girl can't be cheap. can't forget the fits. gotta flex bro. flex flex flex. swaggggg.
 
Can I ask a serious question and get a serious, non-emotional response: has anyone actually successfully charged back something through their bank for something that wasn't a legitimate scam? For the last five years it's been zoomers online bragging about "just do a charge back ong *sidewaysglaughingcrying emoji* *skull emoji* *wiltedrose emoji ""
It's some retarded power fantasy but I don't think it actually works like that for most banks. I'm not asking if it's ethical. I'm not asking if you should do it for Fishtank. I'm asking if it's really that easy to do. Obviously it's possible with high effort but there's no way all these broccoli-headed morons are consistently doing it.
 
UnLimiTed-Lbs said:
Is it no surprise that when the show hasn't been live for months that people understandably canceled their subscriptions? I'm sure when it does start in March, people will start paying for the membership, buying tokens, and their merch.
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A lot of people never canceled their subscriptions and they've been making money during down time on top of having sold the season 2 and 3 properties.
Ancient Pioneer said:
There has been a bit of activity so I figured it would be useful to see what changes have happened. The question of "why" people would suddenly resubscribe when its obvious that there is no season for a month or two is for you guys to puzzle out.

Season pass scan 1/28/26diff from last scan 1/14/2026
Season Pass - $103761(+69)$37,610($6980)
Season Pass XL -$35403(+22)$14,105($770)
Gifted Pass259(+259)???? how much are these things???
Grand Totals$51,715($19,750)
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neger psykolog said:
haha he deleted the xeet - shame on you for not archiving!
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I tried but ghostarchive failed and archive.ph isn't working for me.

Jet is genuinely detrimental to the show because he can't help but talk down to the fans when he's feeling on top of the world but then has to face reality that it has actual effects. I don't think he's ever considered "I could have more balenci clown shoes if I just shut the hell up." He has the monkey mindset of "As long as I'm in the black then I am winning."
Jet is why I decided to never pay for anything Fishtank related after season 1.

Noble Redditor said:
Can I ask a serious question and get a serious, non-emotional response: has anyone actually successfully charged back something through their bank for something that wasn't a legitimate scam? For the last five years it's been zoomers online bragging about "just do a charge back ong *sidewaysglaughingcrying emoji* *skull emoji* *wiltedrose emoji ""
It's some retarded power fantasy but I don't think it actually works like that for most banks. I'm not asking if it's ethical. I'm not asking if you should do it for Fishtank. I'm asking if it's really that easy to do. Obviously it's possible with high effort but there's no way all these broccoli-headed morons are consistently doing it.
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Not my bank but through PayPal when dealing with a private game server, yes. Also, someone in my family had someone make retard purchases on their debit card and the online store wouldn't cancel the orders so they had their bank undo the purchases and it was a non-issue. Credit cards are even easier if you are in good standing.

I agree most of it is probably just people doing a weird power fantasy of owning the wiggers epic style. Stop paying and move on.
 
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The reaction to asking to be paid for our services ($10) is nuts

Edited show: Free
Live show: free

Ultimately it’s people mad my niche hobby is collecting weird shoes. I drive a trapped out Chrysler 300 with broken control arms

Will never feel bad about saying “my shit is good and I want to be paid for it” and you shouldn’t either. The hoardes of poor and retarded internet scum will kick and scream over pennies. It’s a sentiment that comes from the terminally unemployed. Anyone reading this who has a job understands that they wouldn’t wake up at 7:30am unless they were getting paidGet the season pass, or don’t
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The Estanque cholos are way more broke than jet and theyve never been this bitchy about it. Their approach has always been "pay or watch on YouTube or fuck off" and I respect the hell out of them for it.
 
Aidan said:
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The reaction to asking to be paid for our services ($10) is nuts

Edited show: Free
Live show: free

Ultimately it’s people mad my niche hobby is collecting weird shoes. I drive a trapped out Chrysler 300 with broken control arms

Will never feel bad about saying “my shit is good and I want to be paid for it” and you shouldn’t either. The hoardes of poor and retarded internet scum will kick and scream over pennies. It’s a sentiment that comes from the terminally unemployed. Anyone reading this who has a job understands that they wouldn’t wake up at 7:30am unless they were getting paidGet the season pass, or don’t
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I knew this was going to be a shitshow after Sam left, but I was hoping it would be at least a fun shitshow.
This message made me want to watch it for free even more however, great work Jet!
 
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