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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
Why is neger psykolog saying that the cameras are live and broadcasting when that screencap is clearly from El Estanque? Write a whole spergpost about how broke people are justified in not paying $10 for a pass but don't know the difference? I hardly ever pay for online content and pirate EVERYTHING but I'm 100% fine with giving an independent project $0.30/day to chase an insane concept that generates more content than anything else on the web. I'm glad all the dysgenic NEETS feel cool bragging about watching pirate streams now, enjoy forcing yourself to laugh at gambling-site-sponsored kickslop in two years.
 
Noble Redditor said:
Can I ask a serious question and get a serious, non-emotional response: has anyone actually successfully charged back something through their bank for something that wasn't a legitimate scam? For the last five years it's been zoomers online bragging about "just do a charge back ong *sidewaysglaughingcrying emoji* *skull emoji* *wiltedrose emoji ""
It's some retarded power fantasy but I don't think it actually works like that for most banks. I'm not asking if it's ethical. I'm not asking if you should do it for Fishtank. I'm asking if it's really that easy to do. Obviously it's possible with high effort but there's no way all these broccoli-headed morons are consistently doing it.
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I mean yeah it works but you are the scammer when you charge back on something that isn't a scam.
 
gamecube said:
Why is neger psykolog saying that the cameras are live and broadcasting when that screencap is clearly from El Estanque? Write a whole spergpost about how broke people are justified in not paying $10 for a pass but don't know the difference? I hardly ever pay for online content and pirate EVERYTHING but I'm 100% fine with giving an independent project $0.30/day to chase an insane concept that generates more content than anything else on the web. I'm glad all the dysgenic NEETS feel cool bragging about watching pirate streams now, enjoy forcing yourself to laugh at gambling-site-sponsored kickslop in two years.
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I’d be more agreeable to what you have to say if fishtank didn’t devolve into glorified content houses. It’s a cool idea poisoned by the people running it and every season is another example of why you shouldn’t give the wiggers a dime. They got rid of Sam Hyde when it should’ve been the reverse.
 
Kitty Cat Man said:
i believe jet is broke, all those airbnb's in NYC and LA to flex on a barely-legal asian BPD e-girl can't be cheap. can't forget the fits. gotta flex bro. flex flex flex. swaggggg.
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In the end, it wasn't the faggy Balencipedo shoes, it was barely legal Asian pussy that broke the thing up.

Good job Jet
 
Aidan said:
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The reaction to asking to be paid for our services ($10) is nuts

Edited show: Free
Live show: free

Ultimately it’s people mad my niche hobby is collecting weird shoes. I drive a trapped out Chrysler 300 with broken control arms

Will never feel bad about saying “my shit is good and I want to be paid for it” and you shouldn’t either. The hoardes of poor and retarded internet scum will kick and scream over pennies. It’s a sentiment that comes from the terminally unemployed. Anyone reading this who has a job understands that they wouldn’t wake up at 7:30am unless they were getting paidGet the season pass, or don’t
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It's fascinating just how incapable neptroon is of doing any sort of funny bits or gags.
 
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the duality of man.

i don't think jeet neptune ever recovers from this debacle frankly. he's too crashout-brained to not let this get to him.
 
Big Green said:
I’d be more agreeable to what you have to say if fishtank didn’t devolve into glorified content houses. It’s a cool idea poisoned by the people running it and every season is another example of why you shouldn’t give the wiggers a dime. They got rid of Sam Hyde when it should’ve been the reverse.
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I think that even with a half season on S4 there were enough exciting moments to justify $10. Arye spongebob spergout, piss room, Bam, Rachael meltdowns, and dozens of other moments. $10 gets you a beer at a bar now. I just got back from the coffee shop and spend $13 on a red eye and a breakfast sandwich that will leave my body in the next 30 minutes. The people that watch this show frustrate the shit out of me because:

A.) They've never done anything as involved/difficult as producing a show like this
B.) Spend hours criticizing and critiquing a bunch of retarded wiggers that managed built something new
C.) Are either extremely broke or a crypto whale, which are two awful target audiences

Totally fine to say you don't want something to devolve into a glorified content house, but these threads are so full of whining it is unreal. People have been posting ITT for YEARS and still write posts bragging about how proud they are that they've never given them a dime. Super cool! Maybe you should spend your time watching stuff that you want to support? Idk I don't even like Jet but people being in denial about what he's built and getting pissy about them asking (not demanding) $0.30/day for a season pass is just insane to me. That probably doesn't even cover bandwidth if you watch 1hr+ a day.
 
Aidan said:
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The reaction to asking to be paid for our services ($10) is nuts

Edited show: Free
Live show: free

Ultimately it’s people mad my niche hobby is collecting weird shoes. I drive a trapped out Chrysler 300 with broken control arms

Will never feel bad about saying “my shit is good and I want to be paid for it” and you shouldn’t either. The hoardes of poor and retarded internet scum will kick and scream over pennies. It’s a sentiment that comes from the terminally unemployed. Anyone reading this who has a job understands that they wouldn’t wake up at 7:30am unless they were getting paidGet the season pass, or don’t
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Does Jeet Neptroon actually drive a Chrysler Credit Score 300? That would be very in character and give me even more reasons to dislike him.
 
gamecube said:
these threads are so full of whining it is unreal.
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They didn't finish the prior season because they didn't prepare properly. Just because something is inexpensive doesn't mean you should pay for it.

Culture: Stagnant
Gloves: On
High schooler with braces: Fucked
Gorilla nest: Unmade

Season 1 was the time where you could pay and feel like you're supporting something experimental. Beyond that, you're just giving money to people who hate you, it's not like any of it goes to the fish who don't hook up with Jet.
 
Aidan said:
Jet has a cycle of being pretentious while e-begging then being more humble, and finally making fun of the people who fell for it.
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Jet sure does act Indian, makes you wonder why Sam hates indians so much when he surrounds himself with "white" dudes who act exactly like them.
 
Aidan said:
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The reaction to asking to be paid for our services ($10) is nuts

Edited show: Free
Live show: free

Ultimately it’s people mad my niche hobby is collecting weird shoes. I drive a trapped out Chrysler 300 with broken control arms

Will never feel bad about saying “my shit is good and I want to be paid for it” and you shouldn’t either. The hoardes of poor and retarded internet scum will kick and scream over pennies. It’s a sentiment that comes from the terminally unemployed. Anyone reading this who has a job understands that they wouldn’t wake up at 7:30am unless they were getting paidGet the season pass, or don’t
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Lmao, spending money on $1000 wigger clown shoes instead of car repairs is a good bit
... Wait, what do you mean it's not a bit?
 
Aidan said:
They didn't finish the prior season because they didn't prepare properly.
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They didn't finish the prior season because the S1 house had 4 bedrooms, and then they put a mattress in the S2 house basement. They have a lawyer, and have reported his responses to things live on the show before, so if anyone didn't prepare it would be the lawyer. But in truth, it's pretty easy to not be able to foresee getting charged for running an illegal hotel due to having 4 bedrooms, and then creating a new bedroom without a code-mandated fire escape by dropping a mattress in an unfinished basement.

Anyone citing filming permits doesn't know what they're talking about btw. The shutdown had nothing to do with that.
 
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