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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
For me S3> S2> S1 > S4
ditto, i used to rate S1 higher than S2 but the more that i think about it, the more its clearly nostalgia, S1 wasn't that great in hindsight, granted it wasn't bad either but S2 definitely had higher heights even if some lower lows and it was just more stylish and memorable,
 
I tuned into el este and and theres two spics arguing and one looks like TJ. I thought it was him but then i realized it wasnt. I think the fight is becuase theres a girl comign or soemthing.

edit: holy toledo the TJ spic is going bananers lmao
edit: Spic TJ put some mexican jumping bean i n a headlock or something, theyre seperated this dude rules.
edit: they swapped out the bitch he put in a headlock for some dude thats way to drunk i hope mexican tj finds a reason to fight him
 
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ok, but Harvey Weinstein also fucked a lot of women... does that earn him bragging rights? you didnt exactly get pussy from being a chad.... his ego is crazy lol.
 
I'm glad they found a fix for the bathroom door situation on Telemundotank.
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A new contestant is on her way as well. Roberto confirmed that another woman will arrive tomorrow. I swear if it's Binx...
 
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he whole reason fatty was in the show to begin with (waaaaayyy back in S1) was to make people uncomfortable, turns out the fish (besides Letty) were pretty chill with him and he only was a nuisance to the audience.
Fatty was there because Ian Johma had just burned bridges with him, and it was a fuck you to Ian from Sam/the wiggers.

I think Sam does legitimately care about/like Fatty, as you can see from his support for Fatty's weight loss, but I do also think he helped him in no small part as an additional fuck you to Ian - i.e., 'We both used him for laughs, but we helped him get back on his feet and also to lose weight at the same time'.
 
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The answer is:
2.5 > 3 > 1 > 2 > 4
and it is not up for debate.
I put s2 above s1 just because it was an earnest attempt at improving the formula and they successfully pulled off the "everyone is a plant" bit, half the season was good content. The other half was just boring because they didn't know what to do with the cult subplot.
 
Season starts in two weeks and there's no hype, no trailer, only Jet bitching on twitter. Remember when this show felt like the next big thing on the internet? Lol

I don't really care whether Sam is there or not but without him promoting the show to mde fanboys I'll be surprised if they average 5k viewers this season. No wonder they're begging the hundred or so paypigs they have left for money.
 
to be fair jet being an absolute retard is part of the show's appeal, a competent creator could never come up with something this insane
 
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ok, but Harvey Weinstein also fucked a lot of women... does that earn him bragging rights? you didnt exactly get pussy from being a chad.... his ego is crazy lol.
Jet is trying to make fun of the community and show off after e-begging. I guess the plan for pre-season engagement is to just keep people hating on Jet.
to be fair jet being an absolute retard is part of the show's appeal, a competent creator could never come up with something this insane
It adds uncertainty to it which is definitely part of the fun.
How do you all rate the seasons?
S1 > S3 > S2 > S4
Blood games was more consistent fun than all of them but it's a separate thing to me.

I don't think S1 is the best on its own but everything surrounding it made it the most fun personally. S2 had higher potential than S3 but they lost the plot midway and it became spiteful money farming.
 
S2 sucked not just because the wiggers got lazy but also because the 3 most popular and memorable fish from it were gone before the end and trying to turn one relatively boring contenstant (TJ) into the next big thing simply didn't work. While Shinji had some popularity it was lost by the end of the show cause he was a gimmick contestant that got stale.

S2.5 doesn't count as a season and frankly it broke away too much from the social experiment vibe for me to personally enjoy but i could see why people liked it
 
S1 > S3 > S2 > S4
Blood games was more consistent fun than all of them but it's a separate thing to me.

I don't think S1 is the best on its own but everything surrounding it made it the most fun personally. S2 had higher potential than S3 but they lost the plot midway and it became spiteful money farming.
Looking back S1 mostly sucked but we're more forgiving of it because it was the first season.
 
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at fishtank.live/basement, lmao
You know I thought I was being a bit harsh when I said they were too laser focused on their paypigs this season but wow lmao

"pay us 100$ to talk with us". This is some next level shit that puts onlyfans turbowhores to shame.

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Okay they'll drop "hints". Wow, great! Amazing stuff. I was wrong guys. Totally worth it.
 
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You know I thought I was being a bit harsh when I said they were too laser focused on their paypigs this season but wow lmao

"pay us 100$ to talk with us". This is some next level shit that puts onlyfans turbowhores to shame.

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Okay they'll drop "hints". Wow, great! Amazing stuff. I was wrong guys. Totally worth it.
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he's laughing at everyone that is paying for this. not very reassuring that the season is going to go well
 
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