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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
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Season starts in two weeks and there's no hype, no trailer, only Jet bitching on twitter. Remember when this show felt like the next big thing on the internet? Lol
They usually only put the trailer out a few days before the season starts

I found some Fishtank adjacent (Stream Stars) cringe in the wild. I just watched The Truman Show for the very first time tonight and after the movie I was thinking about a meme, I believe during S3 someone made an AI edit where Jet's face was swapped on to every character in the movie? (I think it's probably uploaded somewhere in this thread) Anyways, I thought maybe it was on youtube, did a search, nothing, but I got this video
I've seen it before, but I figured I'd watch some of it for a laugh, looked through some comments, and found this cursed shit.
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Definitely seems to be her channel, you can even see I came across her doing an interview at some point lol
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This tweet from Jet makes more sense now, this was under the poll Jet put out and deleted last week.
She responded and said she had no idea what he was talking about but looking for the reply she deleted both comments. I remember hearing her name a few times during Streamstars, shes been a minor fishtank orbiter for awhile.
Update: Shes now in jail for battery on her grandmother
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Imagine paying $100/month to talk to Mints and AB
people clocking out AB as being a bitter old millenial woman larping as some random man due to her posting behaviour and later turning out to be right is an underrated moment, she even looks like exactly what i expected her to look like
 
I like how there was a message at the top of every page on the site for several days asking everyone to archive things, specifically calling out dipshits who just paste a Twitter link into a post without even doing the bare minimum to screenshot it or archive anything, yet dipshits keep doing it.
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I like how there was a message at the top of every page on the site for several days asking everyone to archive things, specifically calling out dipshits who just paste a Twitter link into a post without even doing the bare minimum to screenshot it or archive anything, yet dipshits keep doing it.
i feel like this is not worth archiving because unlike an important piece of lolcow evidence or a really embarassing stream its just kinda a funny twitter video that we are chatting about.
 
Learning from mistakes and avoiding mistakes are two very important and separate things. I doubt the crew has learned much, considering how the last 3(?) seasons went. They are just going to pivot directly into another massive fuckup. The original idea was great, and i understand the pressure to suck the cocks of the paywhales. But the magic was gone once a normie fuck like myself cant afford to fuck with the contestants. And i get no entertainment from some fag trolling the N word through the speakers. Its smooth brained auto fallacious sigma faggotry. But then again for me to have believed that there was going to be a show of actually getting people to lose their minds "hell house", makes me the biggest faggot of them all. Ben is funny af though.
 
i feel like this is not worth archiving because unlike an important piece of lolcow evidence or a really embarassing stream its just kinda a funny twitter video that we are chatting about.
There's another aspect of keeping the context in the thread. Not everyone wants to go to xitter to see what you're talking about and it may not even exist if someone is looking for it later.
 
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