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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
The Fishtank brain rot is so real that when Binx said "32" in her initial interview it made my fuckin neurons light up like it was an activation phrase.
THIRTY. TWO.
Meanwhile Mizzy just flat out lied that she's 10 years younger than she actually is. Had to do a double take there because the first time I was immediately like "wait what did she say there?".
 
AB (vilerat) basically confirms she did it on purpose to piss off Mizzy.

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The pettiness of women never ceases to amaze me.

Mizzy seething at Daniel



Mizzy seething at AB



Life is Mizzy

 
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S5 isn't even out yet and things already falling apart without Sam. Jet better fix this shit before he and AB made into a christmas example. No one mess with the Goldstriker lady.
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These episodes always skip so much of the build-up to major events and often never let them resolve at all. Too much skipping around. Makes it hard to follow and kills the sense of momentum, something VERY important in Season 3. The awkwardness, the production hiccups and coverups, the confusion, the coping, the stress of dealing with Burt and Alex, all of that is what makes the reveal such a high point in streaming history. With no proper build-up, it could fizzle by the time we get there. The soundtrack is good but I think silence would work better in certain moments.
Also, no video of every single entrance, even as a rapid montage? Also, I wouldn't mind seeing more establishing shots from the live cams. The held camera views are great, but make no sense to a viewer who's never seen the show. A 1.5 second transition from the live feed room to room for a few scenes in the first few episodes would be engaging and easy to incorporate.
 
holy shit she's STILL going

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she's pulling up pictures of AB on stream now. mizzy also claimed that she was the one that broke the story that AB is female.
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AB looks like an ugly unkempt dyke, this drama sound like grade school crush.

why are all of the wiggers so dysgenic looking
 
These episodes always skip so much of the build-up to major events and often never let them resolve at all. Too much skipping around.
Seeing that AB is the one who 'scripted' the edits that makes sense. The fishtank dailies he did always missed a boatload of shit and were biased as fuck towards the contesants he liked. Fits right in with the wiggers of not really getting what makes the show good lol.
 
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