🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
Kitty Cat Man said:
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jet is super pro-ozempic and wants to get a fatty to start taking it.
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He is the fatty taking it
 
Agares said:
He can take all the peptides, pills and face creams he wants but that will never fix his horrible “ironic” fashion sense.
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funny thing is I actually like the wigger aesthetic. some guys pull it off really well(see: chet hanks, hoff twins)
you just have to be a chad that's obsessed with drilling oil to pull it off and jet is a frumpy looking dweeb that buys the most expensive shitty wigger clothes imaginable, getting mogged by some guy who speaks in patois to impress the 'boons and wears FUBU tracksuits and JNCO.
 
Mörkö said:
The frogs have been taped together for their cell challenge (mattresses for safety).
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Spictank cell update: After being fed shots all night, Sara was the first to lead the taped group out of the room (to wake up Felix in the adjacent bedroom). I don't think this was an elimination challenge though, because of this production message on the site:
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The rose thing is important - immediately after being released, the frogs started a small fire in the corner of B2 and started burning all their roses; this was quickly shut down by Duende:



Apparently TTS had told them that whoever ended up with the black elimination rose would be going home. So they turned all the roses black. (no sound because I recorded from the Youtube director feed and they were playing copyrighted music so audio was off)
 
The Man With No Name said:
I think you guys are too white to understand what this means.

An Atlanta-area Barbershop is a black men's social club. Nobody gettin' they damn hair cut here. See the documentary for details.
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I wish jet would just get random YN's from ATL to be the host. Just a group of them, nigging up the house. No other interaction from the wiggers, just throw a bunch of MDE fans in a house with a couple gangbangers and see what happens.
 
Kitty Cat Man said:
I wish jet would just get random YN's from ATL to be the host. Just a group of them, nigging up the house. No other interaction from the wiggers, just throw a bunch of MDE fans in a house with a couple gangbangers and see what happens.
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I'm Bam Margera and this is Dodgin' Drivebys.
 
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