🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

[Mr.Bucket]

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TWIN IT UP!​

I unironically want these two to win. No simping here. They're just so damn wholesome and seem like they *really* could use the money. As long as they don't use it 'tardedly, of course.

 

[Monkeymanbob]

I still can’t get over the twins being treated like the ice climbers

Born ugly, retarded and HIV+

Unironically sad. Some people are dealt shitty cards in life.

Circle of protection for Bingo & Bongo amen

Bingo and Bongo constantly make faces like they just sharted their pants and realize everyone around them both heard and smell it. Crazy they both got the AIDs. Definitely the Josie autists of the season.

Bezo is definitely an insufferable zoomer faggot. Can't blame him for trolling, but kinda wished Vickie punched him in the face. Figures a lowly Discord mod would get physical with a woman.

Emma and Anisa are pretty much non-entities. Would smash both. The street shitter joke from Emma was a shock.

Vickie throwing tantrums, she ain't built for this shit. Would also smash.

Landon and Charity are both very wholesome and kind spirited.

Ginger Muhammad is funny in his own weird way. He has grown on me a bit since Day 1.

Nathan Drake seems like a Real World / Road Rules contestant that got randomly thrown into a bunch of autistic zoomers. Pretty funny juxtaposition.

JD Vance is inoffensive. Sometimes he goes under the radar, other times he comes across try hard. Could cut him first and the show would barely change.

Hate how much of social media is retards dancing at their phones, and now I have to see these retards dance.

The robot rolling around is hilarious, whoever put the sad piano music on while it struggled to roll 3 feet into the kitchen had great timing.

I like Bam as a host, but he needs to start fucking with the fish like he used to fuck with Phil and Ape.

The challenges so far are dog shit. They have months to prepare for this shit; do they really have no ideas whatsoever? Acting out mobile games? The fuck is this? And the only job so far is just standing bored at the market? C'mon, come up with some better shit.

street shitter joke made me like Emma less ngl. She doesn’t seem principled :/

 

[Aidan]

I still can’t get over the twins being treated like the ice climbers

street shitter joke made me like Emma less ngl. She doesn’t seem principled :/

She said it herself, she tries to please people.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

Twins TTS interview power hour. They admit they can see themselves eating human meat.
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Secret roman twin (don't tell bingo)

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Like half of those TTS were sent by Jet btw. He's probably controlling director right now too, following the twins and never leaving them.

 

[Piss Jugman]

Born ugly, retarded and HIV+

Unironically sad. Some people are dealt shitty cards in life.

But both were born with a best friend for life that can understand the other more than anyone else ever can, that's something!

 

[>-Ack!]

The street shitter joke from Emma was a shock.

not really, she is obviously a MDE fangirl hiding her power level, don't expect anything really interesting from her though

 

[break these cuffs]

I still can’t get over the twins being treated like the ice climbers



Circle of protection for Bingo & Bongo amen


street shitter joke made me like Emma less ngl. She doesn’t seem principled :/

Null really needs to remove the restrictions on the jeet sticker.

 

[Chuck Shiesty]

The challenges so far are dog shit. They have months to prepare for this shit; do they really have no ideas whatsoever? Acting out mobile games? The fuck is this? And the only job so far is just standing bored at the market? C'mon, come up with some better shit.

It's day two dawg.

 

[Plasticise]

TTS is asking them a bunch of questions, one of which asked how they got HIV. They stated that they were born with it thanks to their mother being positive.

Born ugly, retarded and HIV+
Unironically sad. Some people are dealt shitty cards in life.

Bingo and Bongo constantly make faces like they just sharted their pants and realize everyone around them both heard and smell it. Crazy they both got the AIDs. Definitely the Josie autists of the season.

Im almost entirely certain they are joking, they have got multiple TTS's asking them about AIDS today and seemed confused at the first few.
Just to clarifiy a TTS asked them how they both have AIDS and Bingo said they where born with it (probably a joke) and when a TTS asked if how they where born with it if it was one of their parents being a junkie, They didnt answer that TTS and instead Bongo threw a roman.

Bonus Twin

 

[a-Lager]

I still can’t get over the twins being treated like the ice climbers

Praying they wobble Bezo

 

[S.C.U.D.]

I'm in Runescape on the side mining a star as I watch the show and people are fucking talking about Fishtank here.

None of these players is me btw.

ETA

 

[Its Vladi Bby]

The challenges so far are dog shit. They have months to prepare for this shit; do they really have no ideas whatsoever? Acting out mobile games? The fuck is this? And the only job so far is just standing bored at the market? C'mon, come up with some better shit.

I think the challenges are almost always shit and cringe. The fish/cell from S3 and the candy from S4 were the only challenges that ever had me engaged.

S3 had some decent ones because of the meta element of the joke, but other than that, yeah, they always suck

**Also got to say, if you think the twins actually have HIV or that the twins actually thought the indian woman was AI, then you are retarded and have zero social awareness

 

[Randy Facalding]

Anisa put on a sweater and tucked her hair into her shirt and Ben thought she was a twin from behind. One of the more exciting thing that nontent ass fish has done so far.

 

[dukekinny]

Anisa put on a sweater and tucked her hair into her shirt and Ben thought she was a twin from behind. One of the more exciting thing that nontent ass fish has done so far.
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[Oxyjen]

Like half of those TTS were sent by Jet btw. He's probably controlling director right now too, following the twins and never leaving them.

Don’t blame him, they’ve just pulled a few grand worth of TTS in 10 minutes.

 

[JeffreyMaxwell]

I think the challenges are almost always shit and cringe. The fish/cell from S3 and the candy from S4 were the only challenges that ever had me engaged.

S3 had some decent ones because of the meta element of the joke, but other than that, yeah, they always suck

**Also got to say, if you think the twins actually have HIV or that the twins actually thought the indian woman was AI, then you are retarded and have zero social awareness

There was a social media post from their apparent sister that said it, I mean could clearly be doctored, and who would share that info on social media? But everyone overshares these days, so wouldn't be surprised.

It's day two dawg.

Yea, but the challenges have always been shit from what I've seen. I don't sit and watch the full seasons really, so maybe I missed some good ones. The most interesting one I can remember was the boxing match at the end of Season 2, one of the dudes looked like he had a brain bleed.

I guess my point is shows like Kenny vs Spenny and Viva La Bam (and other Jackass / CKY adjacent stuff) were much more imaginative. Feel like they could come up with some way better stuff.

 

[joker jimmy]

Yea, but the challenges have always been shit from what I've seen. I don't sit and watch the full seasons really, so maybe I missed some good ones. The most interesting one I can remember was the boxing match at the end of Season 2, one of the dudes looked like he had a brain bleed.

Every part of this sentence is a bad take. The best Fishtank challenge was boxing? Gay guy alert

 

[Chuck Shiesty]

I don't sit and watch the full seasons really

All I needed to know.

 

[JeffreyMaxwell]

Every part of this sentence is a bad take. The best Fishtank challenge was boxing? Gay guy alert

That's not a glowing endorsement of having two retards box, more that it was the only one I can even remember. Obviously the appeal has always been more watching these people being MK Ultra'd until they rage quit. I just think with the budget and time put into everything else they could come up with better stuff than standing at a fake store and watching out for shoplifting while cameras are constantly on.

 

[hauntedgraffiti]

There was a social media post from their apparent sister that said it, I mean could clearly be doctored, and who would share that info on social media?

To me the original Instagram post reads pretty clearly as an over the top sisters inside joke. It’s exactly the kind of joke I would expect a bunch of sisters to make. I knew a bunch of girls like this when I was younger that would have the most vile, sick and twisted inside jokes, way more fucked up than the shit my friends and I ever joked about.