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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
Platonic Ideal said:
Imma be real but Kiwis are being real sheltered when they act like Head is some kind of weirdo when in reality he represents like 80% of forty and older white American males
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The only thing I find annoying and terrible about him is his needing to make every sexual joke that comes to mind, and him needing to repeat every joke and make sure someone heard it, if they don't acknowledge it. That shit is just annoying as hell. Need to be the center of attention type feels.
 
Platonic Ideal said:
Imma be real but Kiwis are being real sheltered when they act like Head is some kind of weirdo when in reality he represents like 80% of forty and older white American males
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Yea I see a lot of younger people on twitter not like him but everyone in their 30s and 40s know a Head, guys like that are generally pretty cool but gotta be able to switch off or else they become so fucking annoying you wanna hit them.
 
Rango Dango said:
ITS SURSTROMMMING
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In a couple of days, that shit is going to make the S5 house make the S2 house smell like a potpourri warehouse in comparison if it soaks into the carpet or drywall. That's some nuclear grade stank in a can. Might as well just burn the house down to the foundation and rebuild after the season is over because it's never going to go away.
 
head came back
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Null said:
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interesting juxtaposition
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Only thing worse than wigger showrunning are the slew of people every season making massive assumptions about casting/the state of the house/Jet's apparent fuckups. People just need to watch shit play out, these season has been a testament to the positives of just letting things happen instead of constant intervening and coaching.
 
wonder if Bam is shooting all these ideas to jet, and jet going, nah, we can't do that cause we can't mess up the house.
 
Omnimon32 said:
How are we feeling about the first week?

I guess fans like Bashir the muslim now?
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I've been nolifeing it, and I think it's been pretty amazing. This comes from someone who hates livestreaming in general. It has had like 24ish slow hours up until very recently, mainly cause the girls had barricaded themselves in the jungle room.

I think Bashir is an A-tier fish, perhaps even S-tier.
 
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Landon is still deep-cleaning the Jungle Room. Ben comes in and tells him that he's done enough, the room is clean! If he genuinely tries to get every speck of dirt out of the floor, he'll be here all night.

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He asks if he would like some help with the mess in the kitchen/dining room. Ben says he is going to go find the twins and appoint them to be his assistants for the evening. Landon agrees.

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Production brings him a Dr. Pepper and tells him a new set of cleaning supplies has been dropped off in the kitchen. He asks what liquor Landon would like later tonight. "Rum and Coke." He says sure, he's got it.
 
sex haver said:
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Landon is still deep-cleaning the Jungle Room. Ben comes in and tells him that he's done enough, the room is clean! If he genuinely tries to get every speck of dirt out of the floor, he'll be here all night.

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He asks if he would like some help with the mess in the kitchen/dining room. Ben says he is going to go find the twins and appoint them to be his assistants for the evening. Landon agrees.

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Production brings him a Dr. Pepper and tells him a new set of cleaning supplies has been dropped off in the kitchen. He asks what liquor Landon would like later tonight. "Rum and Coke." He says sure, he's got it.
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LANDLORDING IS A HARD JOB!!!
 
sex haver said:
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Landon is still deep-cleaning the Jungle Room. Ben comes in and tells him that he's done enough, the room is clean! If he genuinely tries to get every speck of dirt out of the floor, he'll be here all night.

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He asks if he would like some help with the mess in the kitchen/dining room. Ben says he is going to go find the twins and appoint them to be his assistants for the evening. Landon agrees.

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Production brings him a Dr. Pepper and tells him a new set of cleaning supplies has been dropped off in the kitchen. He asks what liquor Landon would like later tonight. "Rum and Coke." He says sure, he's got it.
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Yo my house needs a good cleaning. I should hire Landon after this is over.
 
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