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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%

  • Total voters
    765
I 'd rather have Emma out than Anisa.
Emma and Vicky are a power couple and need each other to some extent. Emma can be pretty cringe but she has been much more involved than Anisa. The only thing Anisa has done is poopgate. She would be a willing participant in some hijinks but only ever as a tagalong. If Vicky were without Emma she would just be an ineffectual drug addict, and an annoying one at that.
 
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"Do you believe in God or Jesus Christ?"

I love this drunk idiot.
 
I'm calling it now I think Drake is gonna vote out Anisa. The only reason he would want to convince the boys to give him specifically the plant matter is to vote someone other than Vicky. Same with not giving his plant matter to the girls, he doesn't want Bashir out either.

I think he wants Anisa out because he knows it would be best for the show. He's smart enough to know that the show needs two oppositional forces to be truly interesting and Anisa is the least interesting by a decent margin, second place being JD but he's allied with Drake.

I believe in my boy.
Anus going would be best for content, she is shifty and sucky up like Letty was without any actual entertainment or passive agressive jabbing.
BORING GIRL
 
Anus going would be best for content, she is shifty and sucky up like Letty was without any actual entertainment or passive agressive jabbing.
BORING GIRL
Anisa is like JD. I often forget either exist. Then I see them pop up on camera and go "Oh, they're here too!"
 
then that would put too much of a target on his back for the rest of the rounds.
The real problem is no matter who Drake votes out he will be betraying someone. If he votes Bashir out the guys won't trust him ever again and if he votes for anyone else then the girls won't trust him again.

This is the best genuine social play in fishtank history. All the previous "social" games were basically inconsequential or pure happenstance. Drake holds the future in his hands and no one knows what he's going to do.
 
JD was a camp counselor. "Damn there's some horny kids in that group"
Teaching 3D printing, some kids decided to make huge titty models.
 
I think he wants Anisa out because he knows it would be best for the show. He's smart enough to know that the show needs two oppositional forces to be truly interesting and Anisa is the least interesting by a decent margin, second place being JD but he's allied with Drake.
Quoting the Anisa simp but he's right:
>stole the Quran when everyone was too pussy to do it
>squirted a whole bottle of mayo in every page
>poured fish juice into Bashir's stuff
>great chemistry with Head
>the fake poopgate bit
>actually getting involved in challenges and getting scrappy
>actually playing the game and using strategies between the groups
>nontent
So am I brother
That's way more than Emma (Payton 2.0) or JD (gay, faggot) have done
 
I need to hear JD GAY every day or else I will perish
Why? When he bothers to react to it, it's always some cringe "I don't care"-response or "You really spent money on that"? While emulating that behaviour is good advice for bully victims, it's terribly boring on FTL imo.

At the end of the day, though, we find different things funny, and that's okay.
 
Why? When he bothers to react to it, it's always some cringe "I don't care"-response or "You really spent money on that"? While emulating that behaviour is good advice for bully victims, it's terribly boring on FTL imo.

At the end of the day, though, we find different things funny, and that's okay.
It's funny. I don't care if he doesn't hate it. Sometimes it's about funny over ragebait. Most of the shit TTS said doesn't even bother anyone. The only one who got bothered was the discord mod.
 
The real problem is no matter who Drake votes out he will be betraying someone. If he votes Bashir out the guys won't trust him ever again and if he votes for anyone else then the girls won't trust him again.

This is the best genuine social play in fishtank history. All the previous "social" games were basically inconsequential or pure happenstance. Drake holds the future in his hands and no one knows what he's going to do.
I don't think the boys care if Bashir gets kicked. I'm pretty sure Landon thought he was being genuine, and was fine with it.

I think Bashir is a non-issue, either he kicks him and no one gets upset, or he doesn't and Bashir won't get upset.

Kicking Vicky will piss off Emma and vice versa, so I think strategy wise they're both bad choices.

The way he was acting squirrelly makes me think he was being totally honest without telling anyone the truth. He swore not to kick anyone in the room, and the twins are immune, which leaves Bashir or Anisa. I think he'll pick Anisa, but I could see Bashir, too.
 
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"So....do you know who did that thing to your bag"
"Two people are gonna get it"
"Like, what kinda thing are you gonna do"
"Real bad"
"Like....personal stuff?"
"I'm gonna really really ruin someone's life"
"Ohhhhh....yeahhhh....haha"
"Like I might go to jail"
I realized I forgot to mention Head told him he implied he'd punish JD and Landon in the next 2 day and that he'd forgive "whoever" did it if they paid $5 and Landon just nervously laughed and went "okay..................................." and left.
Did he ever give Head $5? Does Head even remember? Will Landon autistically remind Head about the beef a 3rd time just to make sure Head forgot?
 
It's funny. I don't care if he doesn't hate it. Sometimes it's about funny over ragebait. Most of the shit TTS said doesn't even bother anyone. The only one who got bothered was the discord mod.
Well, if his reaction doesn't matter, why does it matter whether he's there or not? You can still send those TTS'. Or you can just say it alone in your room or something. Maybe write GAYDEE on a paper over and over again?

People will get bothered by them in the appropriate scenario. Vicky will blow up on a bad day. Landon's mood was severely affected by TTS today after discovering the mess in the kitchen.
 
which leaves Bashir or Anisa. I think he'll pick Anisa, but I could see Bashir
My thinking is that he would've been happy to give his plants to the girls if he wanted to vote off Bashir. He wasn't asking simply to combine the bags but for him to have control of the bags. That's why I think it's not Bashir.
 
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