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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
Twins got a TTS to explain all of Homestuck to chat. They squeal and proceed to sperg on the synopsis of all of Homstuck. I had to click off for this because this is too autistic for me.

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James had a contact from a loved one who contacted production for pep talk. They gushed over him. Cody says he sees James in the mirror looking at himself in the morning. James is always up cleaning and disciplined. Cody loves him.

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NEW TECHNO SONG

"I'M JD I'M GAY
You love that I'm gay
I love boys all day
I don't care I'm gay.

I'M JD I'M GAY
You love that I'm gay
I love boys all day
I don't care I'm gay."

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It's pretty good and funny even JD loves it. They got up to dance.
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Twins got a TTS to explain all of Homestuck to chat. They squeal and proceed to sperg on the synopsis of all of Homstuck. I had to click off for this because this is too autistic for me.

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James had a contact from a loved one who contacted production for pep talk. They gushed over him. Cody says he sees James in the mirror looking at himself in the morning. James is always up cleaning and disciplined. Cody loves him.

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NEW TECHNO SONG

"I'M JD I'M GAY
You love that I'm gay
I love boys all day

I'M JD I'M GAY
You love that I'm gay
I love boys all day
I don't care I'm gay."

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It's pretty good and funny even JD loves it. They got up to dance.
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I'm glad Landon's playlist for when he's cleaning has 2 songs instead of just his theme song. We made you a song about your gay friend, little buddy.
 
Totally Non chat gpt pep talk video. This was massively funny



JD RAVE SONG

 
Current Stox (highest to lowest):
TWIN 306 (-19)
LAND 275 (-23)
JDRA 212 (-22)
BASH 178 (+50)
ANIS 149 (-23)
EMMA 148 (+4)
JD 134 (0)
VICT 128 (-6)
ROBO 121 (-4)
HEAD 120 (+2)

Current endorsements:
Bashir 1,213 (+193)
Anissa 1,134 (+54)
Emma 1,088 (-13)
The Twins 912 (-4)
Head 907 (-124)
Landon 872 (-4)
James Drake 850 (-27)
JD 751 (+4)
Victoria 584 (-106)
 

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Nico, the fishtank clipper and thorn in the wigger's side is currently (still) talking to Charity in a voice call conducting an interview.
Some notable things he mentioned in PPV chat:

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once he uploads his interview i'll link it here
 
JET THE ALIEN 👽

I'm losing it right now :story:

They're trying to convince the Twins that Jet is an alien and needs to get back home with their psychic abilities.

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It this physique even attainable without surgery?

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Jet has 22 days to locate his ship or else he will die....he is training them to be psychic soldiers.

Their race are called "golden people"

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Twins are working on their abilities.

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They're talking about aliens. TTS are hyping them and they're going on about how dreams are real.

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I'm loving this bit on them being psychic.
 
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"You do know... that you aren't here for a reality show, right?"

Jet asks if they really do think they are psychic, and they say yes. Jet says to turn off the lights.

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He... HAS BEEN AN ALIEN THIS WHOLE TIME!!!

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He needs a psychic to help him get back home. The sisters are both partially alien, which is where they got the psychic abilities from.

The twins need to "level up" and help him learn the location of his space ship.

At the end of Fishtank, he will either die or be able to go home. It is UP TO BINGO AND BONGO to make sure he doesn't die by training their psychic powers harder.

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"What's your race called?" - Bingo

"The golden people." - Jet

"Woahhhhh, golden people..." - Bingo/Bongo

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"You do know... that you aren't here for a reality show, right?"

Jet asks if they really do think they are psychic, and they say yes. Jet says to turn off the lights.

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He... HAS BEEN AN ALIEN THIS WHOLE TIME!!!

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He needs a psychic to help him get back home. The sisters are both partially alien, which is where they got the psychic abilities from.

The twins need to "level up" and help him learn the location of his space ship.

At the end of Fishtank, he will either die or be able to go home. It is UP TO BINGO AND BONGO to make sure he doesn't die by training their psychic powers harder.

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"What's your race called?" - Bingo

"The golden people." - Jet

"Woahhhhh, golden people..." - Bingo/Bongo
Lmfao they’re falling for it
 
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