🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

[Florian]

Just gonna use this downtime to express my frustration with the S3 episodes 2 and 3. They fucking suck.

Unfortunately it seems they have taken the direction of editing Famous House as a straight up reality show for the majority of the runtime. This means there is very little content diversity, it is all interpersonal scheming which is ultimately meaningless and not particularly entertaining given that as the audience we already know the results, and does not demonstrate any amount of gaslighting or production fucking with the fish. The entire concept of this season is supposed to be a parody of a reality show, but instead they are trying to make just a reality show. There were only a few parts of the episode which I actually found fun, mostly Alex B being a sperg, Jet and Sam hiding in the B1 closet while filming scenes while coughing loudly and also getting a glimpse into the basement phone call with the hog. I almost turned it off a few times and kept checking how much longer in the episode was left, I was that bored.

If I had to guess this is why Steinful has had a falling out with the wiggers and asked to be removed from the credits. I enjoyed the first episode but it's clear that the new editors have no idea how to actually package the show. Truly a shame as S3 should have been a slam dunk as far as edited content goes.

Everything from the second episode onwards is edited by AB, a person always hell-bent of pushing her own agenda and playing favorites with certain contestants while hating others. A person with such conflict of interest should never be let to edit the episodes and it's precisely why the second and third episode suck ass.

 

[Meiwaku]

Everybody thank @SimianShaman for the wonderful first forum post that led to this discovery.

Edit: Son confirmation in post.

Edit Edit: Bashir as a baby.
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Bashir as a Cowboy Muslim in the same outfit he wore on the show.

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Bashir if Sam shows up to shave his head.

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Any confirmation on Bashir's 4 wives (or even one?) I need a group pic. I'm assuming he doesn't have kids given a line he said to Jet "Polyester?!?! Are you trying to make me never have kids?"

Allah guide our hand in doxing

 

[Kong Strong]

Any confirmation on Bashir's 4 wives (or even one?) I need a group pic. I'm assuming he doesn't have kids given a line he said to Jet "Polyester?!?! Are you trying to make me never have kids?"

Allah guide our hand doxing

I think the four wives might be a joke bro

 

[DustBuns]

Unfortunately it seems they have taken the direction of editing Famous House as a straight up reality show for the majority of the runtime.

Consequences of letting the reality show slop woman AB and those bizarre "lorekeepers™" as script writers. I'm surprised the episodes don't cut to AB explaining which Survivor/Big Brother archetype everybody is every 2 minutes.

 

[Meiwaku]

I think the four wives might be a joke bro

None of his other lore was a joke. He brought it up again when TTS told him he never gets pussy and seemed a little pissed at TTS suggesting this.

If it's a bit, it's good. If not, Insha'Allah, the Twins might be taken care of soon

 

[S.C.U.D.]

Desperately clinging to the hope that the Jet is an alien bit means Spacetank will become real.

 

[Tony Martin's Force Ghost]

I thought that was an edited picture of him with Chantal then. I am loving season 5, yesterday was actually quite nice, it was a good chill day for the males and females to be around, just their own groups.

I have to admit, with fish tank on, my effort into looking up other cows goes to like 5%. I'd be curious if it eats into other groups like Kino Casino etc.

 

[Meiwaku]

Strategically, everyone sees the Twins as their autistic daughters and treats them with kid gloves. They have yet to be fucked with in their sleep by TTS or production. If I wanted to get some sleep and was a contestant, I would cling close to them at night.

Bashir is not dealing with this well



Cute clip of Emma dancing to the "I'm JD I'm Gay" song in bed.

Someone found this lmfaooooo expectations vs reality.


Production has been having a blast fucking with everyone.

 

[itogi]

Cucumberfeet's day 8 recap

 

[sum ting wong]

I think the four wives might be a joke bro

Does this sound like a man who's making up the names of his wives on the spot to you

 

[Meiwaku]

Emma accidentally jumpscares Bashir at night. Bashir was ready for production to get him. The Muslim Ronin will not be easily fucked with.

Meanwhile Jet and Ben pull an epic prank on JD, he seemed genuinely miffed. He isn't handling being kept up well.

Video:

 

[cuttysnark]

 

[BingBongDingDong]

Nico, the fishtank clipper and thorn in the wigger's side is currently (still) talking to Charity in a voice call conducting an interview.
Some notable things he mentioned in PPV chat:

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once he uploads his interview i'll link it here

It's not surprising that they don't have a day rate. What is surprising is that all the fish are staying around even though there hasn't been any actual prize money given out. It's like giving them fake money to use in the shop has tricked them all into forgetting they haven't actually won anything. It's still a scam Hyde production at it's heart I guess lol

 

[Giant Machine]

Burt is apparently going to be back as a freeloader at some point this season
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Out of all the fish he could have confided in, Alex B has got to be the WORST.

 

[Blindeye]

It's not surprising that they don't have a day rate. What is surprising is that all the fish are staying around even though there hasn't been any actual prize money given out. It's like giving them fake money to use in the shop has tricked them all into forgetting they haven't actually won anything. It's still a scam Hyde production at it's heart I guess lol

People are constantly surprised by this, but I feel like the psychology is very simple and the wiggers have even discussed this before: a promise of $500 in a month is so abstract that it can easily not seem worth suffering for, but a promise of creature comforts immediately will keep you going in the moment-to-moment

 

[Smecker]

Muhammad al-Imadi was a prominent Syrian economist who at one point was the Minister of Economy for Syria.

This is very interesting as it also explains where Bashir’s family got its wealth from. Imadi was a part of a regime that stole enormous amounts of wealth from the Syrian people (standard authoritarian regime behavior but still).

In addition this raises the possibility that Bashir is an Alawite, the Shiite offshoot that the Assad regime belonged to. Considered a strange sect by the majority of Muslims and despised internally in Syria for the oppression of the majority Sunni population.

It also acts as a clue to why he has a weird larp site that touches subjects like politics and theology related to Islam.

 

[Penguin Soldier]

What is surprising is that all the fish are staying around even though there hasn't been any actual prize money given out.

Didn't Landon win 1K for winning the drunk POS challenge?

 

[Daisy.Dooom]

Omar Imady's wife is named Dr. Tamara Gray, a Minnesota born Muslim convert who married Omar and moved to Damascus, Syria with him. Here's her personal website. If you recall, Bashir talked on the show about his mother being a Minnesota native, and moved back to Minnesota from Damascus at the age of 12 because of this.

so he is a Muslim viking?

 

[Rufus Deponia]

I like Jet way more this season, almost like he has more opportunities to shine when he's not overshadowed by his daddy Sam Hyde.
Turns out the tank did not need Sam after all. I didn't have high hopes for the season initially, but it's been pretty great so far.

 

[Rache Bartmoss]

Bashir's lineage

After reading his lore and watching his acts on the show, I wonder if Bashir worth to have his own thread here, although that depends on whether or not he will milk his e-fame.