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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%

  • Total voters
    765
It also acts as a clue to why he has a weird larp site that touches subjects like politics and theology related to Islam.
these two run/own saif:

one of them could be bashir's anon account though - now managed by a friend, but I tend to think he's just someone that got into it via hanging out in pro-islam shitpost circles.
you'll note that one of them has a remilio pfp and posts like charlotte fang.

JD's general demeanor and usage of terms like "hypercapitalism" make me think he also hangs out on milady twitter, or has just read all the same shit they do. Pretty common for dork faggots in tech jobs to fall into this crap.
NFT's, grooming, and sharty-style shitposting attracts them.

oh he tweeted about me kek:
 
I don't think he even has them anymore, he took them out in his 'anti-gooning' stint that lasted a week.
He only removed the ones in his back (where the weird marks were that could easily be seen during the s3 cell). He claims he had all of his implants removed but I highly suspect he still has pec and arm implants, maybe ab implants too that are hard to see with his gut. He probably has cock and ball implants as well.
 
I don't know if it's indeed his username on Telegram (although who the fuck would LARP as him?), but checking which channels he's subsribed to...

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This is very interesting as it also explains where Bashir’s family got its wealth from. Imadi was a part of a regime that stole enormous amounts of wealth from the Syrian people (standard authoritarian regime behavior but still).

In addition this raises the possibility that Bashir is an Alawite, the Shiite offshoot that the Assad regime belonged to. Considered a strange sect by the majority of Muslims and despised internally in Syria for the oppression of the majority Sunni population.

It also acts as a clue to why he has a weird larp site that touches subjects like politics and theology related to Islam.
he is likely not an alawite if his mother that he is seen in pictures with is wearing a hijab, unless she comes from a different denomination
 
In addition this raises the possibility that Bashir is an Alawite, the Shiite offshoot that the Assad regime belonged to. Considered a strange sect by the majority of Muslims and despised internally in Syria for the oppression of the majority Sunni population
His father is a disciple of a Sufi muslim scholar. So no, he's 100% a Sunni muslim.

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Speaking of Alawites, has anyone send an Assad reference TTS to Bashir? I know people were trying to trigger him with Aisha TTS but I think Assad TTS would get under his skin more given how much hated Assad, his family, and his sect among Syrians.
 
Twin dream report:
I have no fucking idea they are speaking in tongues this morning. Bingo said she was at a flee market in the desert and didn't have enough money, she was in line and somebody tried cutting, and their older sister showed up and showed her a restaurant. That's like 20% of her explanation. Bongo may very well have explained her dream, I have no idea. I'm sorry I've failed you all.

Edit: They workshopped their OCs for 15 minutes. Ori can fly (I think, I thought that was a place) Physical beings are kinda stronger than metaphysical beings because they can influence things. Fox (frogs??) magic is like physical magic because it's more real and emotional, it's the more evil magic between the two
 
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I don't think this has been posted here yet? Apparently this is the note Bashir gave Ben.
Pretty gay ngl
 
I thought that was an edited picture of him with Chantal then. I am loving season 5, yesterday was actually quite nice, it was a good chill day for the males and females to be around, just their own groups.

I have to admit, with fish tank on, my effort into looking up other cows goes to like 5%. I'd be curious if it eats into other groups like Kino Casino etc.
Yea, i think something really interesting about the tank is it's probably the one thing that i'm willing to drop most sports for. Granted, MLB starts in 2 days and the NBA is winding down but still
 
11:44 AM, it's gaming time
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Edit: 11:47 AM, play time is over, job time
Edit 2: Landon's job is Robot Helper, JD's job is Hall Monitor
 
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JERB UPDATE FOR DAY 9!!!!
landon is ROBOT HELPER
bashir is the SHREDDER (shred $20 to get $19)
gay-d is HALL MONITOR (dorm and market fun police)
jdrake is INTERIOR DECORATOR (has to reset the house to how it looked on day 1)
women are ENSLAVED (computer lab sweatshop solving captchas and shit)
 
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