🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%

  • Total voters
    765
>You're supposed to hate my """character"""
lol. lmao.

Entire stream archived in glorious 480p but high qual audio. KiwiFarms mentioned award (00:44:54) - he read the thread after his removal, admitted the pixelboy thing was him and said the thread was the "craziest out of all the fishtank places". Everything past 1:08:00 was just niggerbabble about the previous season so I trimmed it.
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I have not sat through the stream, I only listened to the bit about KF. Hopefully someone could run it through Auto Speech Recognition and then AI summarize it to make some bulletpoints, as listening to an hour of discord mod ramblings is not a healthy way to spend your day.
"family emergency, that's all I can say" code for I did something illegal on the internet and i don't want it out?
 
The fish controlling eliminations yet again being a lose/lose.
Has the audience ever had an opportunity to vote on who leaves without using STOX? Trying to think of a time where it was a more “democratic” vote (1 vote per user / using the poll system) but I can’t recall.

While there would of course be some rigging in a system like that, you’d think we’d be able to get closest to the original thesis of the show, which was the audience being in control of the experience
 
Mother fucking Bashir asking the barber what part of Africa his family is from. WHAT THE FUCK MY GUY.
Earlier in the conversation Bashir said he was muslim, and the barber said he had several muslim friends from africa. Said that since it was ramadan they cant eat or have sex so he had to "pick up the slack for them"
Bashir was asking him what part of Africa his muslim friends where from.
 
Twins got a baby food delivery.
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Apparently Bingo has lost a pound a day since she got into the house. The wiggers left a scale in the house and she weighed in at 93 pounds on Saturday.
Bingo also went down into the basement twice earlier today, something about her medication needing to be refilled.
 
The Wiggers gave the Twins baby food and juice because Bingo has been losing a pound a day. She started at 98 lbs.

Bam shows up with the Wiggers and took all their money and food away. Landon ran with some food and Ben tried to rape him:
 
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Has the audience ever had an opportunity to vote on who leaves without using STOX? Trying to think of a time where it was a more “democratic” vote (1 vote per user / using the poll system) but I can’t recall.
Brian's elimination, but narrative polls like that were rigged by the wiggers. TJ was polling neck and neck with Brian initially so they dropped a massive wad of tokens to create a huge buffer. They did the same for Jon's "elimination" which was just token farming during Bloodgames, they just wanted to have him leave since his leg was rotting off his body and he had no business being in the woods like that.
 
If Bingo is really losing a pound a day that's insane, she's already super skinny. I hope they can actually get her to eat properly.

Has the audience ever had an opportunity to vote on who leaves without using STOX?
Pretty sure that's how Brian left in S2.
 
He said it yesterday in his interview with Letty.
Really? I don't see anything about that in the transcripts provided by Plasticise
in this post, nor did I find anything relevant when Ctrl+F'ing for "fire" and "house" in the YT transcript. I'll listen to the interview later though, but it feels like you're mixing up something here.
I remember the post, and he did claim that. Believe someone posted screenshots from his discord channel where he claimed it, which is probably why you can't find it.

I did my own, very half-hearted, digging and couldn't find any information about a firebombing in Florida any time recently.

I imagine Gayzo is just kicking the can down the road in the hopes that people will forget about it once the season is over. It doesn't really make sense that he'd have to wait for the show to end to talk about alleged ongoing legal proceedings.

Once the season is over and people start asking for info, he'll probably just hand wave it away by saying he can't talk about ongoing legal matters.
Thanks!

Yeah, I also smelled bullshit instantly from this explanation. It felt so convenient that it was someone else's house, because it would be so much harder for 3rd parties to verify the truth of the claim than if it was his own house.

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This is allegedly from the fishtank.live chat. It's hard to confirm whether this is true or not. I confirmed by using Grizzway's "Fishtank Logs" that the account "Bezo" belongs to him, and has belonged to him since at least 27/06/2024 or 01/09/2023. I was a bit suspicious that he hadn't gotten the red "former fish" name even though three days had passed since his elimination.

I tried to run it through some free online image analytic services, but I have no trust in these at this point. Two different services gave wildly different results (42% and 92% probability of being edited), so I tried to upload a screenshot of the chat that I took myself. In both instances, my 100% real screenshots was given an even higher chance of being edited, so... yeah.

It's also weird that Bezo has not said this himself on his Discord server. It's also noteworthy that he's been typing in Discord chat every day since his elimination, but not on the day of the screenshot above (03/20/26), not that I know what this implies.
 
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Random challenge!

Everyone bring all their money to the dining room. Whoever has the most money gets "something cool".

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Thanks everyone! You have NOW PAID YOUR RENT. All money confiscated!

Bashir immediately pitches a fit, saying it is unfair because he was already paid for his job today, but others haven't been. "I dunno. I didn't think about it." - Jet

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Fridge being emptied out now.

"Nothing more fun than WIPE DAY! Everyone zerging the beach!" - Jet, making Rust references

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Because Landon had the most money, he receives the POKER KIT. It is up to him how it is used from now on.
 
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I tried to run it through some free online image analytic services, but I have no trust in these at this point. Two different services gave wildly different results (42% and 92% probability of being edited), so I tried to upload a screenshot of the chat that I took myself. In both instances, my 100% real screenshots was given an even higher chance of being edited, so... yeah.
You don't have to go that deep. It's not like firebombings are common. It would show up in the news, even if it's just local. Autists will find it if it exists. If there is no news story, then it didn't happen.

He made up some gay crime shit to cover for the fact that he can't take about until after the season, which makes no sense. You're allowed to say a crime has been committed during criminal proceedings and why the fuck would FT 5 determine when he can talk about arson committed against some rando?

He's a terminally online autistic faggot, literally and figuratively, involved in some long running minecraft retardation so who the fuck knows what skeletons were going to come out of the closet. Did he groom someone? Does he have CSAM? Did he rape someone? Did he drive someone to suicide? All this shit and more is entirely possible. Someone probably called up his parents and said he's a pedocord groomer.
 
Bashir immediately pitches a fit, saying it is unfair because he was already paid for his job today, but others haven't been. "I dunno. I didn't think about it." - Jet
Jet is now paying everyone for their jobs. Bashir is pissed and yelling at him from the other room. "Stay poor, stay mad" - Jet
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If Bingo is really losing a pound a day that's insane, she's already super skinny. I hope they can actually get her to eat properly.
She definitely is not. Weight gain and loss is pure mathematics and she would need a caloric deficit of 3500 a day. Thats basically olympic level athlete level of exercise on top of a normal diet.
 
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