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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 168 22.0%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.1%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    763
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He's soooooo close to crying.
 
It's even funnier because him breaking the coffee pot pissed off people who weren't even involved. Anissa and Landon didn't give a shit about the coffee.
 
They should just fucking rig it for eliminations
Say they polled the audience then lie about who actually won



This. And I mean they did try to rig it, jet kept talking about how he told bashir about the challenge ending and then bashir did nothing.
So they need to figure out a way to
1. rig it in a retarded fish proof way.
2. not let the fish know they are rigging it.
So how do you do that?

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antara has arrived. she asked bashir if he was wearing his footy pajamas (?) maybe that was aimed at landon
landon says hes depressed because he got another cleaning job.
antara is trying to cheer him up (it didnt work)

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He keeps like wrenching his neck back and forth like he's about to rage out lmao
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Cortisol spike confirmed.
 
JD got a mask to dress up as Dream and since he's apparently been talking to his gf via Xbox live he get's to spend the day playing Minecraft, meaning that no one can prepare for the challenge tomorrow.
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Meanwhile Drake solved the case of trash being dumped into JD's suitcase.
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Landon and Anissa put egg on JD for hogging the pc room
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JD retaliates with hot sauce
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And by fucking up the coffee pot
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Funny cut by mints
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JD Fag just destroyed his sweater
Chcek this thread, when he'll walk away
Watch him get really, humiliated
Crying on the 'cord, crying on the 'cord
He's a faggot
 
Bingo and Bongo went to the confessional and Bingo showed off her OCs (warning, autism)
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Stag, the creator of the universe
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Flora, his daughter that created all the plants
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Fauna, his other daughter that made the animals
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Lambyrd, "he has a bunch of interesting stuff about him, at the end of his arc he got cut in half-" Bongo: "Bisected!" "Yeah, bisected, and the bottom half became a demon and the top half became an angel"
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"Comment your favorite below"
I really hope someone can induce them to make Sonic the Hedgehog characters a la Coldsteel the Hedgehog
 
The Hellhouse people are the worst in the fucking community.

I have an intense visceral reaction to the simps. The reason I think this is the best place to follow Fishtank online is how overt lusting over the beat women that get on this show is suppressed. They are pathetic and often vile.

And still I think they are fine compared to those that think the show should be a 24/7 torture Livestream. The simps are just pathetic, but those people, that can't understand why we'd like the Fish and think it should be Abu Ghraib, they need to be on a fucking watch list.


The Square Hut is right over there you sociopaths. That is never what Fishtank has been.
 
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