🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

[cuttysnark]

First team to get their piggy bank broken has to sleep in the cell

 

[ratduckowlgymnastics]

 

[Freak Bob]

Bullet is also removed.

Bullet will stay for tomorrow’s elimination - removed going forward.

Right call IMO. While the bullet incentivized the wrong behavior from the fish (e.g., removing the most content-rich / toxic contestants), removing the bullet after convincing the fish they’ve been competing for that power - especially after Bashir came back last week - would likely piss some of the fish off. Thinking of James Drake specifically given his reaction last week. Can’t have too many people want to walk at once.

 

[Chuck Shiesty]

Issue is always going to be that it's a show they need to turn profits on, and the biggest whales are all Hellhouse fags or turbo simps who seemingly have production's ear and will make threats to stop spending if it doesn't go the way they like.

I don't think Jet even likes these people. Streamstars was clearly him airing these fags out for everyone to laugh at, but he's ultimately subservient to them and it just kills the momentum/quality of the show when you stop natural conflict to do whatever they'll whale for. After they announced Drake would get nothing for the stunt he pulled it just feels like they've been treading water all day. I don't blame them for being frustrated, but they let themselves get talked down from almost two weeks of natural progression and good content into thinking it was actually bad and then rushed the cell out.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

Also I think the Hellhouse segment of the Fandom is being very loud and annoying about the lack of "Content" where in their mind Content is literal torturing the contestants, and Productions mistake was giving into them.

I have scientifically determined the people who want 100% hell house all consider S2 the best season. Make of that what you will.

 

[Marche]

Introducing the Fishtank Pyramid of Success with legs Wiggers, Contestants, and Audience. TL;DR they're getting rid of the elimination bullet. Also they're fine going back to working at McDonald's if this doesn't work out and they just want to hand out a $50k check on day 30.
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All this is pretty fair. but at the same time the ONLY thing I've seen mass fan push back against has been this new whore who Ben is simping for.
Like nobody besides Paypigs and Spinoff circle jerking retards like her, not in a Villain character way but in a Brandon way.

 

[Aquafag]

I admit I'm a hellhouse fag. But for me it's a balance. In my opinion the "perfect" fish is one that can stir shit, but also is funny to see the TTS mog relentlessly. I don't think there has ever been a perfect fish, but many come close. That's why Bashir is my guy this season. I like TTS making fun of him being a muslim and an overall weirdo, but I also like him stirring shit and creating content. Same reason I liked Jimmy in S2 and Jon in S1. So personally, I don't want to lose Bashir because imho he's -the- fish this season. Thoughts?

 

[Dumbledore's Onlyfans]

That's why Bashir is my guy this season. I like TTS making fun of him being a muslim and an overall weirdo, but I also like him stirring shit and creating content

May be I'm imagining things, but I'd swear that Bashir is showing signs of personal growth and getting along with mostly normal people better now.

 

[Its Vladi Bby]

I think the hell house aspect has always been overstated. But the house should slowly descend into insanity.

The point of Fishtank is laughing at retards. Stupid bits. Unintentionally funny responses to ridiculous situations.

There is a winner. The most nontent person should always be sent home. Challenges should always be for privileges and cash. Those have to be genuine, with no deception involved.

Were halfway through this season and not a single interesting freeloader has been brought in. Freeloaders should be antagonistic in some way. Whether it be Hassle harassing someone or throwing food at them. Or Fatty waddling around speaking constantly and inciting rife unintentionally. If not antagonistic the freeloader has to change the vibe in some way.

Stox should be two fold.. viewers should be regularly voting their most hated and most liked. Fish with the fewest votes either way should be up for elimination. Production chooses. Maybe production can make it challenges based, or just have all the fish state their case then production makes its choice. They could vary it often, but it would only be amongst the fish that are the least interesting.

Just my gay lil opinion

 

[Mr.Bucket]

Also having a bunch of terminally online zoomers that don't interact with people getting locked in a house with no internet access where they have to interact with people.

 

[Aquafag]

The most nontent person should always be sent home. Challenges should always be for privileges and cash.

Amazing take, completely agree. It's too bad production is "done listening to us" this season, because the plan is generally gay and has allowed for a lot of nontent fish to rise the ranks and even in some cases win. Major production F allowing 2 nontent fish as 2nd and 3rd place in Season 3.

 

[CoolSixtyNiner]

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Wait this is reminiscent of Bayonetta right? Did that game have a shop that looked like this and played that song? Am I going nuts?

 

[Potatoherder]

I am not a hellhouse person but did anything actually happen during this challenge? James threw a bag down in the basement?

 

[Halloween23]

That should have been a fun challenge JD just ruined everything with his gay GUISE LETS ALL JUST RELAX AND GET TO KEEP WHAT'S IN OUR PIGGY BANKS

 

[Bingo Enjoyer]

I admit I'm a hellhouse fag. But for me it's a balance. In my opinion the "perfect" fish is one that can stir shit, but also is funny to see the TTS mog relentlessly. I don't think there has ever been a perfect fish, but many come close. That's why Bashir is my guy this season. I like TTS making fun of him being a muslim and an overall weirdo, but I also like him stirring shit and creating content. Same reason I liked Jimmy in S2 and Jon in S1. So personally, I don't want to lose Bashir because imho he's -the- fish this season. Thoughts?

Bingo and Bongo are The Perfect Fish. Open and shut. You know Perfection when you see it and, with the twins, you either see it or you’re stupid and wrong.

 

[SenorKrinkle]

That should have been a fun challenge JD just ruined everything with his gay GUISE LETS ALL JUST RELAX AND GET TO KEEP WHAT'S IN OUR PIGGY BANKS

I think we need a new category similar to nontent and it's that JD is antitent, as in actually reduces content. This is why I'm so salty with how Bashir won the cell, its antitent.

 

[Meiwaku]

Twins confirmed wiping asses with coffee filters

 

[Unwired Clutter]

God I wish I recorded the Landon/Twins forced scene.
B: "What kinda tigers are there?"
L: "I don't know, I'm not a....tiger scholar"
The premise was being tied to JD made Landon understand what it's like to be a twin, but instead of approaching it like he's more empathetic to them now, he asked how they could possibly handle it.

 

[Meiwaku]

"You GUYS we need a HOT girl on the show"- Jet




>Pedo panderer (see above)
>Picks a woman who dresses like a homeless lumberjack. No sex appeal.
>Annoying, Reddit, and loud.
>Onlyfans whore.
>Poopgate
>Orbiter of spinoff
>Whack haircut, diet Vicky
>Greasy womanchild.
>Filthy Squatter.
>Throws piss everywhere.
>Gay tattoos.
>Vibes with JD (Gay).


What exactly is "hot" about this, Jet?

 

[I HATE THE ANTICHRIST!]

That should have been a fun challenge JD just ruined everything with his gay GUISE LETS ALL JUST RELAX AND GET TO KEEP WHAT'S IN OUR PIGGY BANKS

I mean, that's just on the production for not thinking it trough though? You can't really blame JD for choosing the most optimal choice in this situation.
They could have added a rule that says at least 2 piggy banks have to be broken in order for anyone to win anything, boom, content.