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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%
  • Total voters
    765
Roak said:
Fishtank chat is 90% people crying to kick her out and a few people on here are complaining about her too.

She's been in the tank for 1 day and has already done more than Anissa :lit:
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Okay yeah, crying for her to be kicked out is cringe. Hating her is fine, which makes it fun when the actual contestants get their own back.
 
For once a smart intereference by Jet.. he is congratulating Beth and telling her that while the house hates her.. production loves what shes doing.

This is important because feeling ostracized is the quickest way to get someone to walk.
 
Jet nonstop glazed her in confessional.
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I do agree with him though, she's breathed new life into the show. Though I don't think she 'needed' this in order to not walk.
I hope she gets even more fucked up on Red Bull.

Edit: She thinks James is alright lmao, meanwhile he thought TTS' idea of dumping confessional's fishtank water (full of fish shit) on her was interesting lmao
 
Its Vladi Bby said:
For once a smart intereference by Jet.. he is congratulating Beth and telling her that while the house hates her.. production loves what shes doing.

This is important because feeling ostracized is the quickest way to get someone to walk.
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a triangle squared said:
Jet nonstop glazed her in confessional.
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I do agree with him though, she's breathed new life into the show. Though I don't think she 'needed' this in order to not walk.
I hope she gets even more fucked up on Red Bull.
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It was a peptalk paid for by someone (maybe production but I don't think so)
 
a triangle squared said:
Jet nonstop glazed her in confessional.
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I do agree with him though, she's breathed new life into the show. Though I don't think she 'needed' this in order to not walk.
I hope she gets even more fucked up on Red Bull.
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He's right. Emma sucks and her worth in recent days has been quantified by how much her boyfriend can be tortured by proxy. At least Beth does SOMETHING.
 
Its Vladi Bby said:
For once a smart intereference by Jet.. he is congratulating Beth and telling her that while the house hates her.. production loves what shes doing.

This is important because feeling ostracized is the quickest way to get someone to walk.
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He brought up a lot of good points about the entertainment she's bringing to the tank and the fishtank chat is just spamming "L" and "kick her out"

Why the fuck do people even watch this show? Everyone just wants friendtank. Bring me back to season 1 and 2
 
Mentos said:
He's right. Emma sucks and her worth in recent days has been quantified by how much her boyfriend can be tortured by proxy. At least Beth does SOMETHING.
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Yeah I wish Emma and Anissa were doing more. Although right now Anissa is talking about how she's getting ready to chuck piss and shit on her kek

 
Anissa just said she had been saving her shitty toilet paper since she got here :story: this bitch crazy and we love her.

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Roak said:
Fishtank chat is 90% people crying to kick her out and a few people on here are complaining about her too.

She's been in the tank for 1 day and has already done more than Anissa :lit:
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The issue people have in particular is that she's here because one of the paypigs (Sharkfart) is desperately trying to fuck her and has been for a while. It's some Streamstars expanded universe bullshit, which Jet said himself would be extremely gay if it was ever on the show. I don't think most people would care if it was just 'e-thot trashes the house hellhouse style', it's the Streamstars/meta shit which is the cringe part.

EDIT: A minute after I wrote with, another Streamstars fag sent her roses and more 'meta' shit ensured.
 
JD's troon boyfriend apparently wants to scalp Anissa and hates her

JD: "No like I am comfortable around women... I treat women like normal fucking people and thats why I've actually had girlfriends, fuckfaces... They don't realize that..." even Beth cringed at that statement lmao
 
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