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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
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He looks so good with this haircut ngl. His AURA restore is amazing.
 
Mr Sister said:
Beth has pressed Landon multiple times about "Why did you pour trash on me when I was taped to the floor?"
Landon was offered $5 from production to get Beth to break her restraints and leave the room. He instantly collected trash and poured it on her, and she instantly completed Landon's side quest.
Beth keeps asking him why he did it, and Landon keeps saying "because I was bored." He is doing really well with not doing the "production told me to" that every other season suffered from.
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I would kneel to Landon if he replied with "to remind you of home".
 
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Twins walk in on Bashir's confessional:
"So you know how Drake is a dragon, and I'm a phoenix because i came back"
"Oh like arizona"
"So east is the blue dragon, south is the red phoenix- correct me if I'm wrong (lol)- west is the white tiger, and north is the black tortoise, and viewers said you're the tortoise, and sometimes it's like a serpent and a tortoise"
Bashir tells them to draw him, landon, drake, and them as those animals
"I'm gonna draw them as furries noimjustkidding"

"So it's white-"
"Black power"
Twins immediately argue about whether he said turtle or tortoise
Bongo doesn't know how involved to get with Beth because she's nice to them but they don't actually want her to fuck with the other fishes stuff. Also beth's friend has a crush on Bongo.
Twins heard from Emma that other fishes are telling Beth to target them and Landon. Bingo might or might not get her medication tomorrow which they don't talk about because it's "our little secret". tts makes them agree they shouldn't team up with Beth, but Bongo is naturally drawn to outcasts. Bingo never gets "ick feelings" and liked Vicky, but Bingo got it from Beth. JD comes in to tell them about his Subway order. Bongo and JD both agree they shouldn't be so close with Beth. Bongo is trying to set boundaries because it's getting later in the game, especially during challenges.
Twins will kill JD, scalp Bashir, and behead [inaudible].

[tts]
"Thank you guys"
Jet megaphone "OK we caught it" (JD was reading his girlfriend letter)
"Good they caught it"
"They caught the bug"

Once bingo gets her medi--once bingo starts to feel better they'll start trying harder.

"As nice as I am I understand this is a challenge and I am not going to be merciful, especially after last night that was the last straw for me"

"I promise I will be drinking every night heavily
"No don't do that"
"OK I promise to drink lightly every night"
"Good"

Bongo mumbled her strat because she didn't know if Bashir was still out there.
Bongo promised to do strategy confessionals every night from now on.
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Drake tucked them back in again
 
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She's so gonna go. Anissa and her post childbirth bladder is here to MOG
 
Anissa almost went full silkroad warfare on the ethot, bombastic chola water but then Jet cucked the content
 
The whole house is going to gang up on Beth for the rest of the show now lol.

Don't know about Emma. I keep forgetting that she exists.
 
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