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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
wait you think Ben was 'actually' mad and wasn't pulling punches? lol
He absolutely was mad. If he wasn't he wouldn't throw a punch millisecond after "touching gloves"(saying that that's what it was is a stretch btw.) to catch him off guard. For all intents and purposes it was sucker punch which makes him look like a bitch.
As I said, he could have easily beaten the shit out of Landon regardless, there was no way in hell Landon was winning a "fair and square" fight.
 
He absolutely was mad. If he wasn't he wouldn't throw a punch millisecond after "touching gloves"(saying that that's what it was is a stretch btw.) to catch him off guard. For all intents and purposes it was sucker punch which makes him look like a bitch.
As I said, he could have easily beaten the shit out of Landon regardless, there was no way in hell Landon was winning a "fair and square" fight.
it's called doing a bit, but okay, if you want to keep your panties in a twist over Landon "getting his ass beat" (knocked down then getting back up and going right back to talking shit) then go for it
 
He absolutely was mad. If he wasn't he wouldn't throw a punch millisecond after "touching gloves"(saying that that's what it was is a stretch btw.) to catch him off guard. For all intents and purposes it was sucker punch which makes him look like a bitch.
As I said, he could have easily beaten the shit out of Landon regardless, there was no way in hell Landon was winning a "fair and square" fight.
I think Fishtank is MDE Baby's first step into seeing who their E-daddy's really are.

A bunch of dudes who act above it all, but resort to fucking literal highschoolers and have the mental resilience of a paper straw.
 
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:story: I hope JD stays just to be shit on some more.
 
THE CELL AND WHORRIBLE BETH
But let's start with creepy JD totally not saying some pedo shit

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This is a good point actually. I'm all for content so I have no problem seeing Landon get pummeled by Ben. Landon also seem to be cool with it. So, why didn't they let Anisa and Beth fight in a safe environment with boxing gloves?
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I have no problem with Ben fighting Landon and doing what he did, if the fighting room had already been established. But to reveal it early to do that, after having to hold Anisa back from getting her hands on Beth is what I find issue with. The hate Beth is getting wouldn't be as strong if it didn't feel like production was protecting her and all the little things like that add up.

Beth is a great agitator, but once you remove any possibility of the fish being able to retaliate in any meaningful way it loses its charm. She had three guys pick her up and toss her outside because they want her gone, oops well she's a freeloader so it's fine teehee. They throw all her luggage outside, production then offers to go get it for her. None of the men can fight her without catching shit, so Anisa steps up and starts going in on her. But production won't let Anisa dump nasty water on her because the servers (that are apparently directly under the fucking sink) might get wet somehow. They then had to hold Anisa back because she clearly was going to start beating the fuck out of Beth if she got her hands on her.

If things keep going at this rate the cast is going to burn out by the end of the day. If Beth doesn't eat shit (not literally) or quits/gets removed, it will stop being the fish vs Beth and all their hate will be against production.
 
But production won't let Anisa dump nasty water on her because the servers (that are apparently directly under the fucking sink) might get wet somehow
this also ruined the bit of landon having to clean up the tar&feather so I'm betting at least that part is real. there is a vent under the microwave that goes right to the basement.

but yeah, should've let them fight in the karate room and fuck with beth more. they're just coddling her because jet probably paid for her time and doesn't want her gone soon(and jet wants to smash)
 
this also ruined the bit of landon having to clean up the tar&feather so I'm betting at least that part is real. there is a vent under the microwave that goes right to the basement.
Funny enough, having all the fish come together (minus Vicky) and clean up that mess was probably one of my favorite moments this season. It led to so many good things like the cheese fries revelation, and I also think that was a real tipping point for a lot of them with Vicky. Her standing there sipping warm beer while everyone busted their ass and TTS calling her out non-stop was great. Then everyone eating together and bonding while Vicky drank by herself in the Trash Dungeon.
but yeah, should've let them fight in the karate room and fuck with beth more. they're just coddling her because jet probably paid for her time and doesn't want her gone soon(and jet wants to smash)
I've said it once, I'll say it again. I wouldn't care if Jet brought her downstairs and passed her around production, as long as it gets her off my screen.
 
Whenever I see stuff posted about the twins now, 90% of the time it's things I never saw because something more interesting was happening elsewhere in the house and it feels like the twins recappers are watching a completely different show.

Yeah I don't get it. I thought it was funny when they were being fucking weird. Lately all they do is nap, draw autistic OC shit, and wrap up the night by bongo getting drunk and bingo somehow getting upset by it again. This nontent and them being untouchable is slowly making me hope they get eliminated soon.
 
Here, Ben is just continuously pummeling on a drunk full-force
I just want to reiterate, he was clearly not laying into him even close to full force. Maybe you think he hit him full force because Landon was laid out from it but drunk Landon would get laid out by literally anyone on earth with fists. Landon wasn't hurt because Ben wasn't trying to hurt him, just knock him down & get a clip. People trying to frame this as some brutal beatdown are retarded, Landon was fine.
 
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Yeah I don't get it. I thought it was funny when they were being fucking weird. Lately all they do is nap, draw autistic OC shit, and wrap up the night by bongo getting drunk and bingo somehow getting upset by it again. This nontent and them being untouchable is slowly making me hope they get eliminated soon.
They're rigging in favor of the twins until frank shows up since their plot-thread with him is the reason they're on the show stream at all.

I predict it will crate a rift, where bongo inevitably gets drunk and tolerates The Hassle(because she has a crush on frank) and Bingo crashes out at them and walks, thus eliminating the twins.
 
People Underestimating Bingo and Bongo is going to be their downfall....



Even they can see through the glass whore.
 
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