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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
I made cheesy fries today, following whoever posted their recipe in the thread (forget who, sorry). I’ve had similar things before but the homemade version has no business being this good. Stupid easy too, it’s definitely entering my rotation of things I make for guests.

else_letter said:
Jeet-bot is a very good bit. I think I find it more endearing just because its one of the few bits that hasn't fallen apart yet, along with Market and Jobs. Antara is good at engaging and seems to get more and more invested in the show as it progresses.
This morning she was asked if her friends watch the show and she said that some people she knows just began watching this week.
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Hard agree. I love watching Antara roll around and interact with the house. Maybe I’m a friendtank fag but they have a good cast that doesn’t need pedos or whores to be interesting, the dynamic is already great. Head worked great with them, it’s a shame he left.
 
How is the Dragon in the gym? Is he another burt type guy with fake muscles or does he actually know some shit?
Haven't had chance to watch today yet.
 
Ben Zener said:
didnt see it mentioned, but last night there was a bunch of really cute moments with landon in confessional. landon cried a little talking about being homesick, anissa really did remind him of his mom. and then when vance came up to deliver fortunes, roses, landons like "this is what you guys let thru!? this smut??!" and as vance walks away an extra smutty tts plays, landon laughs and you can hear vance laughing from the end of the corridor. fuckin hilarious, and so wholesome.

to me, sweet little moments like this are what fishtank is really about.
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The night they got everyone food for helping clean the kitchen, there was a really sweet moment between Head and the Twins. They were walking by him in the bar while he was talking to Anisa, eating his food, and he just reached out to playfully grabbed at one of their shoulders as they went by. Like an Uncle who is trying to annoy his little nieces to be funny and just acknowledge their existence. It was a minor interaction that lasted maybe 5 seconds and most people didn't even notice, but it really stuck with me.

I also really loved the first dinner and a show. The slices of normality in the midst of the chaos of the show are my favorite parts hands down. They remind me that things can be simple even in hard times, and how it easy it is to bond with the people around you.
 
Some info:

Cross referenced the dox previously mentioned and I confirmed that he does live there (also with his parents).

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And yes, his email is drlild101@gmail.com

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He has a Google review where he rated a Pizza hut located on 900 N Grand Ave, Mt Pleasant, IA 52641 as 5 stars.
 
Jerk Sausage said:
JD acting as a knowledgeable figure about anything fitness related while standing there with his soy body is very on brand for gay reddit boy.
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there is an entire caste of people who know everything there is to know about fitness and dieting without going so far as to actually get fit properly, they think that watching a lot of youtube videos and being knowledgeable on how it all works will somehow magically translate to results instead of actually putting in work. I know because I was one of them. in other words JD is a faggot
 
Fish are making a present for Emma's birthday.
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Ben gave JD a secret mission, ruin Emma's birthday in exchange for Doordash.
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The wiggers have become DRAGONS and are giving Bingo and Bongo DRAGON QUESTS to become DRAGONS....


The Double Dragon practicing their dragon roars:
 
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Penguin Soldier said:
The night they got everyone food for helping clean the kitchen, there was a really sweet moment between Head and the Twins. They were walking by him in the bar while he was talking to Anisa, eating his food, and he just reached out to playfully grabbed at one of their shoulders as they went by. Like an Uncle who is trying to annoy his little nieces to be funny and just acknowledge their existence. It was a minor interaction that lasted maybe 5 seconds and most people didn't even notice, but it really stuck with me.

I also really loved the first dinner and a show. The slices of normality in the midst of the chaos of the show are my favorite parts hands down. They remind me that things can be simple even in hard times, and how it easy it is to bond with the people around you.
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This same boomer said he would fuck bongo so I wouldn't exactly call him wholesome. Glad the guy is gone.
It rustled my jimmies that none of the men showed girls proper squat form. Fags.
 
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