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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
hauntedgraffiti said:
I genuinely cannot understand the psychology of the people on this show. It’s truly a unique breed of autistic internet dweller that goes on and then instantly loses sight of the fact that they could win 50,000 dollars. You’d have to actually torture me to get me to willingly walk away from that sum of money.
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If jet wanted to host a Real GameShow he could quite literally just pay a real casting agency to find a literal million dudes like James Drake in LA and Miami and Nashville and other shitholes where failed actors and influenzas go. Likewise he could pull from the IP2sphere and find people who would be down to get capital-t Tortured for much less than 50k.

People like JD would get fried with the most mild shit-talking, just like Vicky, who walked because of TTS mentioning her ex-boyfriend. I don't even remember what the messages that fried her said anymore really, some gay internet drama shit. Nobody's gonna remember that, and Vicky's probably back to smoking pot and kratom-mogging her opiate receptors.

I think half the beauty of fishtank is that the wiggers aren't against doing and allowing shit that will incite personal drama that could cause a weak-minded person like JD to freak out and bail. Nobody's going to fucking ruin your life because Fishtank TTS called you a fag(but you might ruin your own life by going on the show, starting a transvestigation, saying nigger, and encouraging the defilement of a quran) so those who can overcome the audience-hassling, and then later overcome literal hassling by Frank/Sam/Crazy Freeloaders wins and it feels good even if it was rigged because the winner stuck it out.

still think wiggers just kicked bezo after they got daily genuine swattings that were targeting him tho. that shit's a legitimate liability. letter probably said "say nothing and come downstairs now" and he just ran with the "mean minecraft people swatted me :(" shit - anyway he's probably back to being a discord mod and his life isn't fucked either.

JD is extremely gay for leaving and he's probably about to get dumped and walk away from the show with nothing lmao. The Raped.
 
Semen_Recycler said:
I think my least favorite part of every fishtank season is spergs doing borderline- schizophrenic "transvestigations" of literally every female on the show. JD doesn't have to be a literal homosexual, you can still call him a faggot. Please just move on already.
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Transvestigations are crucial, we have QUESTIONS and we need TRANSWERS!
 
Halfway through the season and half of the contestants walked out. Zero eliminations. Wild.

And JD Irish goodbye'ing is fitting. He 'quit' so many times he wouldn't have got a reaction from anyone anyway.
 
They should bring back Vicky as a freeloader. Only way to make back the lost tts from JD leaving imo.

Also it would be fucking awesome. She is so disgusting.
 
Decapitated Nigger Baby said:
You mean sexually assaulting the demon witch who just grinded her ass on his dick for two minutes straight unprompted and committed actual SA (he was the one to say no) on him like 200 times before? You people are so fucking stupid.
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You literally just said fucking with contestants via game mechanics is fine, TTS is fine, and now you are upset about it. All he needed to do was not react, and she would have stopped or got bored. What's with the dick riding, lamo? I can see your point about the hate going too far, but a lot of the shit that happened to him was his own fault as well. he made a lot of stupid mistakes, his first was going on the show at all. It's been a good season, but man, this cast is naive. They have all seen the fishtank as well. They should know how fucked up it is.

You can sit there and call people losers for going after him, but maybe it was not a good idea for the guy to go live in front of 10k people and say the n-word, or slap a girl's ass and kiss her neck when his Gf said she didn't like that. and he done that ALL just so he could win the challenege, and be liked by TTS. I mean, he had a good life; he did not even need to be on the show. All of this was his choice. It does not take a genius to see how rabid the fans are or how evil production can be. his gf is a spaz, too, sending him love letters telling him to stay on. If he did not realise how bad things were getting for him, she should have.

not saying that it was all his fault. People and jet took it too far, but he isn't some innocent victim here. play stupid games, win stupid prizes. Wiggers are evil for fucking with his personal life, but he was stupid to think that the wiggers were decent people.
 
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MY TOP 5 PREDICTION!!!!

5. Emma Midge Emma
4. Bashir
3. JDrake
2. Landon
1. twins

for the next elimination only Emma and JDrake aren't immune, and JDrake will 100% win against Emma, so she's certainly the next one to go. Bashir is disliked by the prod, however JDrake can be eliminated before him since the muzzie leads the Tard Reich. JDrake has the will to fight but he's not autistic, unlike Landon and the twins.
 
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Twins get 2 jobs to cover JD. Bingo gets "frmflmfrfrfshlm" (Early Market), Bongo has Robot helper.
Bingo couldn't handle Dollar General, let's see if she can handle the store she steals from 15 times a day



Foyer/market smells so bad Bashir had to leave.

Unwired Clutter said:
"How many times did Emma cry today?"
"Do you think once Emma cries is it pathetic or cute?"
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I’ll give credit to GayD, he stayed longer than I thought. I think the problem with this season, is that the wiggers waited so long to end contestant driven elimination’s and stop treating it like a game show. Now we’ll never get to see JD, Bezo, Vicky, Anissa, Etc do icky pukers, the triathlon, etc etc.

Edit! Quit moral fagging and shitting up the thread. This isn’t because Jet got butt hurt for losing the boxing match, or because Ben targeted JD because he’s a redditor, their job is to entertain us and make money, JD did both so they targeted him to milk his ass. He’s not going to be fired, and his sped, tranny bf is not going to leave him for kissing the puke goblin; if you believe these things, you should try the Emma BF challenge.
PhoneCharger said:
Their full retard decision to let fish eliminate each other has caused unrepairable damage to the entire season
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I don’t think it’s caused irreparable damage. Damage, yes, but as the last 2-3 nights have shown, there is content here to be had. A few more good freeloaders and some surprises (I’m very convinced Sam will show up at some point), and we’ll have a high enough body count for more chaos.
 
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Over two weeks, five contestants gone, and not one real elimination so far.

It seriously takes the wind out of their sails but the exits have been entertaining.
 
Steven Chapman said:
I’ll give credit to GayD, he stayed longer than I thought. I think the problem with this season, is that the wiggers waited so long to end contestant driven elimination’s and stop treating it like a game show. Now we’ll never get to see JD, Bezo, Vicky, Anissa, Etc do icky pukers, the triathlon, etc etc.
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Their full retard decision to let fish eliminate each other has caused unrepairable damage to the entire season
 
Steven Chapman said:
I’ll give credit to GayD, he stayed longer than I thought. I think the problem with this season, is that the wiggers waited so long to end contestant driven elimination’s and stop treating it like a game show. Now we’ll never get to see JD, Bezo, Vicky, Anissa, Etc do icky pukers, the triathlon, etc etc.
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Vicky nor Bezos would have ever done ickypukers. Bezos actually left at the best time because bro was SOFT and would have been treated like JD had he stayed.

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Our beloved punjabi princess is back!
 
hauntedgraffiti said:
I genuinely cannot understand the psychology of the people on this show. It’s truly a unique breed of autistic internet dweller that goes on and then instantly loses sight of the fact that they could win 50,000 dollars. You’d have to actually torture me to get me to willingly walk away from that sum of money.
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They are purposefully avoiding a lot of talented applicants, right? I'm sure they could easily have a tank full of bashirs if they wanted to.
 
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